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Feb 17, 2018 11:27 AM
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VerticallyGifted
cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse,
Akeemindeface
BlueAtlas
Cows with guns
cheekybuttcheek
Escape from Alcowtraz
mactoid
OMG! Upvote for knowing “Cows with Guns”. Now we just need to see “Chickens in Choppers”!
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
LET HER LIVE!
McDVM17
She's actually dead now.
Scarpachi
Grudgebearingmidget
Whenever I see this I always can't help but give the guy props for how much ass hes hauling to get away.
misskittyamazing
She earned her freedom, and should be remembered in the halls of cow Valhalla
PurpleMarbleStar
Sound like a good mooovie plot.
Graveflower420
This cow lived out a Pixar movie.
thegelatoking
thegelatoking
RudeRobby
I cam see the movie now, Cow defends island against a corporate hit squad led by The Butcher and henchmen like Chainsaw Jack and Cowboy Roy
glear
Skullcleaver
Clever girl.
HerMajestysSecretButthole
Must be Evil Betty’s bodyguard cow...
sandronica
Rambovine.
YonderPeachTree
last time i saw this it was a different cow
StarryPlough
The Independent is a clickbait cancer site so wouldnt be surprised if this story was nonsense
PrinskippleSkipper
It's a massive shame. It used to be one of the few quality UK newspapers, but they felt it had to turn into Buzzfeed to survive.
StarryPlough
iirc they stopped the print side and sold the online business to an actual buzzfeed-esque company
ThatQuietlySmirking
Moo bitch, get out the way!
MikeMcAwesome91
Lonehoof
I'd say they should let her live. Clever getaway, she deserves it.
DrzBa42
Similar happened a couple of decades ago in the UK when two pigs escaped the slaughterhouse. The media dubbed them “Butch” and “Sundance”...
Nightelfbane
As opposed to all the other cows, who make cleaver getaways.
ProfessorThicc
yeet
SpacePandaBryan7
JHawke
But what if this cow reproduces. And before you can say "evolution" this happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEVKP7xRBp8
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
allotherusernamestaken89
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
thegelatoking
kraquepype
CaptainPawfulFox
Do you want Moows? 'Cause that's how you get Moows...
sirscruffsalot
I could hear the music from "the great escape" playing in my mind while reading this.
CommunCreator
Like Steve McQueen, all I need’s a fast machine and I’m gonna make it all right.
mwoodman
In the midwest US there are food court restaurants called the Great Steak Escape. This cow should be their mascot.
wadenelson1
You'll never get that cow on a motorcycle.
rbudrick
Yakity Sax and laugh track as the arm breaks.
expendableemo1
I love beef, But I love animals more, treat animals with respect & love.
BitchySadElvenMermaid
did you know that beef is a dead animal that you claim to love
JHawke
I love beef more than I love animals. That doesn't mean you can't treat them with love and respect.
expendableemo1
Wholeheartedly agree
JHawke
3rkk1
Slaughtering an animal because they taste good doesn't sound like loving and respecting treatment though?
JHawke
Only have to die the last part of their lives, any additional disrespecting and harm is optional. An option that I feel should be averted
LilyAndLola
Why do you feel it should be averted?
JHawke
Because it can be without giving up meat. Granted I would settle for lab grown or whatever if it tasted close enough.
zippydee
This cow lived the goddamn dream, rejected society, broke out and went to live a secluded life by themselves on an island
qbert3000
We need to make some Simple Cow's Freedom Jerky...
qbert3000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTAoME9p3OY
BitchySadElvenMermaid
kinda the only option when society tries to torture, kill, and eat you
Zahnradfee
Only that cows are herd animals who need the company of other cows to be happy.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
So are humans, but I prefer to be alone 99.9% of the time. I can and have gone years without a significant conversation, and enjoyed it.
zippydee
If cows have personalities, it stands to reason some of them are introverts who just hate that herd bullshit
MistressLyda
And food, shelter, and reasonably clean water. Here is hoping she ends up on a rescue farm.
Zahnradfee
Yeah, but if that island was on a lake, she'd have access to water and we can assume there is some grass growing on the island. Maybe >
Zahnradfee
some large bush in which to hide.
MistressLyda
Possible, but not overly likely. Winters are rough for a cow breed to be indoors at a farm.
stillafckingfreak
Josherman17
1aa×!!$22WL
LuffyFett
MoneybagsMcGee
johnwicktheicecreamman
wow
Uhmatar
https://youtu.be/_HQU0MB0D5A
Chrisbronk
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
That's Keith Urban
azrailthedeathangel
No its owen wilson, red it, duuuhhh
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
Really? You sure they not like twins?
FancySharkDinnerParty
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew. No one imagined the great cow guru
CowTseTongue
I'm relevant!!!!!
isthisneeded
In india guru means cow. Not kidding.
DefinitelyNotFourEels
No dude, guru means teacher
isthisneeded
Guru - teacher; Goru - cow.
DontLookBackInAnger
MY CHILDHOOD
ShareYourDonuts
She smash, she break, she swim across lake
pluppi
We will fight foooor, bovine freeedoom and hold our large heads high!
Bunsen
We will run free with the buffalo, or diiiiiiie!
mitotinytims
jesus now thats a nostalgic blast from the past
Sephitian
GREAT, NOW IT'S IN MY HEAD AGAIN, AFTER HOW MANY YEARS!!!!
GadenKerensky
Holy shit.
seanymcseanface
Cows gathered around because the steaks were so high (Bad Cow Pun)
NapkinBob
Best line.
TheZillaShow
Since no one has posted it yet... https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI
simplydifficult
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZPiAGnDeireHmaLmtJHD--LzB77KxRV_G76uY3isPRBfpPlg
poopymcgee63
This gave me flash backs to old school you tube
arrbos
youtube? goddamn son, this was like my first mp3, when mp3s were the new hotness
YoungChuckNorris
Cows with guns
GadenKerensky
When on the horizon, came the deafening noise, OF CHICKENS, IN CHOPPERS!"
CptRedBeerd
We will fight for bovine freedom.
OpticalPanda
Mooing over
vwyx
And they're turning us into heifers...
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Bad cow pun
LtMashumaro
The steaks were high!
SDC333
As much as I love to eat beef, I respect the cow's right to do this. Bravo for cow.....
MidgetWearingaBikini
Once I saw a cute video of a cow acting like a dog and thought I won't be able to enjoy steak ever again, turns out I was wrong
hotdudecurator
No joke. Every animal has the right to fight for their life. I think this cow deserves to live on that island! Oh, my steak is ready!
DoublevBomb
Hack the planet.
BitchySadElvenMermaid
you know beef is just tortured slaughtered cow, right
rm23fx
He is saying that if a cow does happen too escape we shouldn't chase it because it got away fair and square
BitchySadElvenMermaid
and i am saying that eating beef is fucked up, its not fair at all, we breed them INTO captivity. literally a stacked game 4 humans
BitchySadElvenMermaid
fair and square is native americans hunting bison. they knew moderation. modern day meat eating is absolute savagery.
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AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
so what ? true we kill animal because we like the taste at this point everyone know it we're not a perfect specie and that's okay
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AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
Who define what is better ? and would everyone be fine with this definition ? people can't change without a real leader that convince them.
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Emberpaw
Eating an animal that has been raised kindly and put down in a humane way is a little different then being pro animal abuse
3rkk1
That animal would have an interest in continuing that kind of life, so eliminating that capacity of well-being from the future =/= humane.
Emberpaw
If I raise the animal to eat I'm going to freaking eat them... He only live that kind of life because I gave it to him
skywards
Ah yes, so most people always buy fresh, organic, free-range meat and factory farms hardly stay in business, right?
Emberpaw
So every single item that you've ever used and continue to use is totally animal free...right ... you don't eat marshmallows
skywards
That's right, I don't eat marshmallows or anything else that contains gelatin, but I don't object the continued use of older leather.
skywards
And no, of course I didn't live without using / eating animals my whole life, hardly anyone is raised vegan. I'm not even vegan now.
flapperfemmefatale
Agreed. Also, eating meat doesn't mean you can't care about how the animals are treated
3rkk1
Unnecessarily slaughtering an animal that would prefer to continue its existence doesn't sound like good treatment though.
TheKittenKnight
Exactly! My boyfriends family actually raises cows (and gives them an awesome life!) for milk and meat. Best steak ever, too.
itsybitsyspider
It's why I buy beef from a local owned farm. I have seen how they treat their cattle. They're spoiled rotten, kinda live better than me
WowSoSparkly
It means you know (even roughly) what happens to them, but you think your convenience trumps their basic right to live. Thats kind of worse.
flapperfemmefatale
But who says they have a basic right to live?
flapperfemmefatale
(Full disclosure: I don't believe in the concept of inalienable rights, for humans or any other living thing)
3rkk1
Plenty of people, since it kinda seems like the ethically consistent way to go about it:
flapperfemmefatale
I take exception with the first P2. Not saying it's the case for me, but I know many people who would say they value humans simply because 1
flapperfemmefatale
Also, just because I see something as having moral value, doesn't mean I think it has a right to life. I can see the moral value of feti 1
AgamemnonsMemes
Look if something can stop you from eating it, it deserves to keep living.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
And if it manages to eat you, well, you had it coming.
MantisTobagganMD
You only had yourself to blame.
AgamemnonsMemes
Thems the rules.
GuyPrice
Autistic kid can't stop me from eating it.
ChainmailleAddict
Dude. Autistic kids look harmless, but they're secret bundles of rage for not being able to communicate well with others.
GuyPrice
Depends on the severity, but yeah, they can be pretty disturbed.
AgamemnonsMemes
I dunno man.. I wouldn't risk it.
GuyPrice
Depends if he was vaccinated.
Buhbasaur
Well how else would he get autism?