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Aug 13, 2013 11:50 AM
EasyAsMe
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sweatybeard
Sydney*, OP.
Glumerlink
*citation needed
changedmyusernameforthis
my butt is itching
beardyfaceguy
Sorry about the worms.
EnigmaNL
The dried food rations can be rehydrated with most liquids.
craptheressomethingoutthere
hence "rehydrate"
iamthediscofapper
GOD DAMMIT! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! DID YOU HAVE TO INCLUDE THE DUST MITES?!
TheRealHermioneGranger
I'm with you on this one.
colie323
wtf Mark Wahlberg?
bombadil92
And it's not even the only racial attack he was part of.
ILikeNewEnglandBeer
He found the one trick to get teeth whiter! Find out why dentists hate him!
BaronnessMargholiesse
Shit. Marky mark just got darky dark.
myfortunecookiesucks
I want to know the context during which this act occurred, and if the nationality of the victim was relevant to this post.
chukichi
On his wiki page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg it describes not one, but two Vietnamese men he attacked and other crimes.
twosummers
And he thinks he doesn't have to apologise or make reparations to a man he BLINDED because now he wakes up 'feeling good' about himself. UGH
chukichi
In the eyes of the law he paid his debt, but I wonder how it feels to those he attacked-he only spent a month & a half in jail. Ugh, indeed!
MineNameIsGlenn
this comment is gold and should be way higher. +1 for you.
JPBStory
13 people a year, eh? Not 'approximately'. Not 'at least'. Not 'on average. Just always 13...
Xuvatilavv
They've got a quota to fulfill.
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
So a human body is worth $250 000, but a kidney is worth....
IOnceAteASandwichAndTurnedIntoACanadian
I see where you're going with this....
SoooooOriginal
They totally should put that smoking fact on cigarette packets.
ellamazing
They do in Canada
SaintArk
Sydney, Australia.
SaintArk
Not Sidney
SirDrPoopfaceEsquire
Rub crocodile feces on your junk, and no one will want to have sex with you. Best. Birth Control. Ever.
AcaAcaAwkward
i'm waiting for somebody to get pissed off enough at the questionable validity of these facts to debunk them so i don't have to do it myself
okbluejays
Fuck cremation, black market my body!
diabeticon
If that shark had warned the onlookers, it would have been totally fine.
yoshimasta
It would have been a Canadian shark and there not too many Canadian sharks lately on Imgur; they're hiding and sayin' sorry in the deepsea.
Laurararose
That shark in "Sidney" -__-
justbecauseimparanoiddoesntmeanyourenotouttogetme
*Sid-en-nee*
MetalJesus
*hurk* Oh god, hold a second guys, I'm gonna *BLAAARRF*
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
The shark pictured is a Great White, but it was a Tiger Shark who threw up the arm.
nation543
hate to be "THAT GUY" but a vast number of these are completely false
SuperLudo
I actually call bullshit on this, no Great White has ever been held for more than 5 days, and I don't think they were actually on display.
catchypooh
if you look it up it was a Tiger Shark and it actually happened. They got fingerprints and everything
FullBrindleJacket
Sharks don't have fingers
communicationbreakdown
"SIDNEY" ??? REALLY????
Camzilla
TIL pee is good for everything.
CWUST
sources? some of these are incorrect
leahred
[citation needed]
thedogemperorofmankind
250k for an intact body... brb, hospital
allthebaconandeggsyouhave
Kidneys filter your blood. Waste leaves as urine, the rest re-circulates. The urine does not come back up to your eyes. GRAVITY, mofo.
TheSlaugh
Die by drowning in beer, second best death after death by snusnu
DeathBySnooSnoo
I couldn't agree more...
artho
Urine is only sterile when it's inside your body, as soon as it comes out... not so much.
peoniesinkittylitter
Exactly! They always seem to forget that very important fact.
Melanisia
Also, it's only sterile if you don't have a UTI, and many of us can have a mild one and not even know it.
uogirl
I call bullshit.
ILoveTomHiddleston
WHY IS PEE ON SO MANY OF THIS FACTS!? DO WE HAVE A PEE OBSESSION OP!!?
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ILoveTomHiddleston
ew?
Xolarix
Bear Grylls made the post.
IAteYourCatsLegs
OP is Bear Grylls
Warriorsfan64
"I've been out in the wilderness for 30 minutes... it is time."
burnyrocknrolla
Was thinking the same thing. Urine obsession going on
KraydR
OPee
WardSharlow
If you like Pee Facts, urine for a pleasant surprise.
PinkLincoln
Why isn't this top comment! xD
ILoveTomHiddleston
nooo, noooo, get out!
TheGoldenRatio
Fetish. I believe the word you're looking for is fetish.
ILoveTomHiddleston
eeeeewwwwww
Aurelstar8114
Just think of how happy Bear Grylls is about the U.S. Military rations.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Urine deep shit if you need to pee on your rations.
ILoveTomHiddleston
haahahaha, you can all go home
SerSpooge
OPee
ILoveTomHiddleston
opee!!!
AceFreezy
bear grylls approves
Shamorza
Probably because it isn't as yucky as popular belief.
ILoveTomHiddleston
I PEE OUT OF MY EYES!!! do you have an idea how many times i drinked my tears?
sunboy4224
I think they meant that tears contain UREA, not urine.Technically, they have many of the same things in them,but the phrasing is misleading.
ILoveTomHiddleston
so, no pee?
sunboy4224
No, no pee. In fact, in reality, you actually just pee tears.
MrSirNobody
Pee is sterile, unless you do yucky things
ILoveTomHiddleston
yucky things with what? my peehole?
PooUnderTheShoe
On one hand, I wanna know what the Egyptians did with the feces. But on the other hand, I'm scared to know.
adjustthesail
Alabama Hotpocket.
citoyenne
Women put dried crocodile feces in their vaginas to block entry to the cervix, like an incredibly disgusting diaphragm.
PooUnderTheShoe
I don't know if I should thank you for that information.
peoniesinkittylitter
Really? That and the frequent infections probably did the trick...
CapnJackHarkness
More importantly, I'm relatively certain I just learned where the term "i'ma fuck the shit outta you" came from
peoniesinkittylitter
I always assumed it referred to anal...
allboutfuckery
You just reading rainbowed me. Omg.
vabla
I'm somewhat skeptical about the validity of a lot of these "facts". Or at the very least concerned about the lack of context.
whatspaulplayingtoday
I generally don't trust uncited works. I can put words on an image, too. Doesn't make it true.
halocon720
Hmm... I know some of them are true (including Yellowstone). For example, the dead man in the attic and the beer and molasses floods are.
JimmyKillsAlot
The urine one tracks back to places all over the world. Some Greeks wrote the brighter the teeth the more rancid the breath.
hiperson134
Death from laughter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_of_laughter
MrMusclePants
The Goodies achieved it in 'Kung Fu Capers'
Barnicals
The mispelling of "Sydney" did it for me.
hiperson134
A lot of the urine/fart ones are probably just super generalized. Like breathing methane, or eye crusties having nitrogenic compounds
wfwood
If you can measure gas clouds by the liter... well good for you.
factsaboutlanguages
As a smoker with a penis, I'm not gonna lie I researched that one for a good ten minutes before realising it's too late, anyway.
MrMusclePants
As a Geologist I can say the the Yellowstone fact is Bogus. There is no 'IF', it is a certainty and on a geological timescale, (1/2)
MrMusclePants
-is overdue. (2/2).
yules
Mountains yo
AeroWalrus
The one about males starting out as females is 100% bullshit. All embryos haven nipples, after which the gender is decided.
MAC99
Actually gender is determined by which sperm reaches the egg first. Sperm has either a male Y or a female X chromosome. However (1/2)
MAC99
during development, all human embryos exhibit signs of both sexes at some point. In fact many kids are born with both sex organs.
AeroWalrus
Well fuck. I feel pretty retarded now.
AShortTanker
The one with the dead train robber as a prop is true, I've read about it. As for "thousands" of dust mites on a mattress, it's "millions".
bradleymobadly
I read that story too, although I don't remember the part about his ID...
tumlingen
I'd say its a matter of cleverly putting actual facts in between, so you go "Ah, I know this is true, so the rest must be.."
deccapw
The Marilyn Monroe one isn't true. She had her bra/padding redone by the mortician for burial, not her actual boobs.
llamamushroom
Yeah, if they can't spell the name of the most famous city in Australia right (it's "Sydney), I don't think much fact-checking happened...
imablowfish
Technically, you can rehydrate any dried food with urine.
trapazoid
I know at least the playing card one is true, Tom Robbins wrote about it in his novel Still Life with Woodpecker. Great book.
instantcoffee
Only one turtle can breath through their ass.
SHERBREENA
I'm pretty sure a roast is called a roast because the roastee gets repeatedly 'burned'.
FirstDraftFinalDraft
Yes, it actually comes from the term "toast" I can't remember the group of comedians, but they used to toast each other so wickedly... 1/2
FirstDraftFinalDraft
that their toasts garnered the term "roasts" afterwards.
hiperson134
The black hole one is supposed to be scary, but we're just orbiting it from VERY fa away. No big deal.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I thought that's what was at the center of all galaxies. There's just so much light because of all of the stars getting sucked in..
CaptainCanadia
I dont think the cat one is possible. You dont use carnivore poop for fertalizer because meat does not work as a fertilizer 1/2
CaptainCanadia
so why would the actual animal work? 2/2
shutyourpieholedouche
Blood and bone is a very common fertilizer, one of the best, it adds nitrogen to the soil. it's made from dried blood and bone. (naturally)
skogstokig
I've heard that "insect legs in chocolate"-one is a myth.
BeardKhan
Not a myth, small insects do sneak to some level into the food production chain. I have emphasize "small" a lot. SMAL SMALL SMALL SMALL bugs
imbitteraboutit
Its less a myth and more a misconstruction. The truth is the FDA allows all food products to have an average of 3 insect parts per thousand.
imbitteraboutit
(2/2) it is impossible from stopping bugs completely from getting into the supply chain somewhere.
ijustmadethisup
added protein.
AngryFace
As is "pee is sterile." That should be a no-brainer.
MissMinka
Urine *is* sterile.
SamuelHahn
Urine is only sterile inside the body and rapidly gets bacteria once in contact with air. Dont pee on wounds people...
Zalophus
It picks up bacteria from the urethra on the way out, but after the first bit of pee, the urethra is cleaned and it flows out sterile.
FallenTurtles
I don't think it gathers bacteria any faster than anything else, such as pouring water out of a bottle.
SamuelHahn
My bad, just bad at wording things.
AngryFace
Find me a source. Nothing in our digestive systems is sterile.
masonmop
Your blood is sterile, and urine is made by removing waste chemicals from your blood. The renal system is separate from the digestive system
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
Your bladder is not a part of your digestive system.
4ForYouGlenCoco
but urine is sterile
AngryFace
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/04/120409164156.htm
sunboy4224
That study evaluated "women who had symptoms consistent with a UTI". I'm not saying you're wrong, but the article's not relevant.
hempfandango
Male embryos starting off as female is a very popular myth; I figure it got started from people not fully understanding human development.
Bethiesee
Or chromosomes
Durango
Actually, it doesn't start as "female", but it start in the same state as the female embryo : They're both of undetermined sex at one point
Durango
Point of time at which nipple are told to "take place". So we got nipple before the sexual organs develop themselve, basically.
hempfandango
Right, but "undetermined sex" doesn't mean female. A lot of people don't seem to understand that.
Durango
Yeah, absolutely. That's what I meant, basically :)
CuzImALady
Time to quit smoking boys!! (and girl too because it just really is gross!)
InboxMeYourOwls
Actually, smoking makes boobs sag. Fucks up collagen, and blood circulation, which is also why smokers get wrinkles easier. So...ladies...
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
Another reason I need to quit.
aliciazombie
As far as I know, smoking cigarettes only causes erectile dysfunction, not actual shrinkage.
iamdyslexicandbadatgrammariknow
it restricts blood slightly. (which can lead to ED) but the restriction in blood flow may decrease firmness and girth.
aliciazombie
Thanks for clarifying
iamdyslexicandbadatgrammariknow
I just hardcored googled it to accurately make fun of a friend. :D
tehaugmenter
It could be that smoking effects blood flow and since an erect penis uses blood, less of it makes it "shrink"
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Muffinburgler
Pot has been found to lower a man's sexual . . . everything, really. It makes erections harder to keep and makes orgasm hard to reach.
imsohungryrightnow
Source on that?
Muffinburgler
http://www.livescience.com/12825-marijuana-men-sexual-function.html
imsohungryrightnow
Interesting, but the article is pretty clear that these things "may" be true. I'm only curious because I've never experienced difficulty...1
imsohungryrightnow
2... with erections or orgasms while high on only pot, although I grant that it can lower sex drive. Though it can also increase it, but...
imsohungryrightnow
3... much more rarely. Anyway, these are just my personal experiences. It probably helps that I'm young, too.