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Dec 1, 2017 3:11 PM
lucif3rm0rningstar
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thenightisdarkandfullofwieners
I miss innocent lies, as an adult the lies become "work hard and you'll be rewarded" and "people are inherently good"
aGoshDarnTravesty
CommunityTroyBirthday.gif
Ruhig
"Are you dead yet?"
Doomsday321
Badfsh231
Squirtcicle
NballardPDX
FLockwood
How do I get all of these. I love them
DemonicGothBinx
https://www.instagram.com/nekoama/ or check @nekoama on here
Muttons1337
I'm just glad Squirtle is still rockin' those Squirtle Squad Shades
OldSchoolNewRules
drfsupercenter
Not one comment about how they BURIED BULBASAUR ALIVE???
vivPlanetDog
Technically they ALMOST buried him alive
drfsupercenter
Is there an earlier comic that showed that or something?
PineZenGrove
can't wait for the summer version!
zeacorzeppelin10
BANAFORSCALE900
McSnapperDapple
Andreas99100
Well...we were promised to see Bulbasaur in this comic. That's one lie
ThePotatoBandit
As the youngest of five, this brings up memories
teh0khardic
I'm really appreciating the detail of Char keeping his tail flame away from the snow, too
ProxyPlayerHD
wait. since when does char live in a HOUSE? i thought he lived iwth his father in a cave
nekoama
The Pokeconomy's improved
TielKiri
Gonna need a sauce on this. Badly.
whatiseeisntwhatyousee
Maybe you could look at the bottom left of the last image?
TielKiri
+1, thank you!
sircowdog
I swear this is the best Pokemon content I've ever seen.
kummerspeckcorgi
"BUH BUH"
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
Would have been cool if Charmander left a trail of molten snow in his wake.
deltajesus
If only we had a word for that.
CanadianFurr
I was expecting that at first.
FindingOrbit
I believe you might need to reconsider what happens to snow when it heats up.
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
I ment melting, English isn't my first language.
FallingStar7669
You mean... like... ... water?
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
Yeah I realised that after I pressed send, I ment melting snow. English isn't my first language.
TogepiOmelette
^ I'm chuckling on the bus +1
jacksparrah
Me when I found out turning on the overhead light in a car isn't illegal.
meganical
My lawyer friend told me that it technically is illegal in IL to drive with it on for a long time
icantbelieveijoined
Sounds like it may be open for interpretation, but they aren't explicitly illegal
JojosCandyBaron
lucif3rm0rningstar
Sauce : https://www.instagram.com/nekoama/
TotalCuntrol
Thanks for the sauce. Getting on these right now!
spartantalk
Drop this in the description. Though take the extra upvote for sourcing anyways.
TheHawkRules
whatbuttondoipush
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AsianDad
Sauce included?!
demonic
it's called double dipping since he didn't provide it in the OP
therealjimfoster
Let’s talk about how warturtle is a chick there for a sec
IncorrektGramerNazi
Did you just assume warturtle's gender?!
hazzary453
asmallcat
Why? Like, why is it surprising?
HoneNathan
The chance of Wartortles being female is 1/8
therealjimfoster
Well based on my prejudice they seemed tomboyish to me
IncorrektGramerNazi
yeah nearly all pokemon have 2 genders.. that's how they breed...
JugOfVoodoo
The math checks out. The chance of starters being female is 1 in 8. We've seen 7 of them (3 kids, 3 teens, 1 adult) and only 1 is female.
AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
http://nekoama.tumblr.com/archive all 9 have appeared + the ghosts + zubat + magicarp + poliwhirl etc
JugOfVoodoo
Oops! I missed the one with Blastoise and Venusaur.
nekoama
All 9 but yep, I played it pretty much to the statistical odds. The 3 adults and 3 kids are male and 2 of the three teens are gals
nekoama
Ivysaur's also female, it's just that pronouns haven't come up around her yet and I didn't want to shoehorn it into the convo
somebodyontheinternet
What
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
Starters (like warturtle) have a 7:1 male to female ratio. (probably to prevent breeding abuse as the mother determines the species)
SandwichRGood
Wart's a she.
somebodyontheinternet
Okay, but isn't that a squirtle?
somebodyontheinternet
Wait nvm, I see what you're talking about
OshyuOshyu18
So is the last one the reaction image of this set?
DogboneJim
▪
evilpantoufle
This one too
SomeCrazyNerd
Most of them could be.
SpiritoftheSands
HowDenKing
I'd say a crop of the 2nd to last.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Andalite
OldSchoolNewRules
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
But Water types resist Ice...
LeaderBrotomugo
Freeze-dry tho
rockbuster
somebodyontheinternet
Guess that's why nothing happened
myr14d
Making Wartortle's epic troll even more epic.
pooldead18
That last line alone describes my whole experience after becoming an adult
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TheFirstFurst
[Insert comment insulting the human race]
TheFastpaws
Nobody in the system truly prepared me for anything. Most lessons have been the hard way. I die a little with each lie broken.
IKeepHavingBadDays
SolarFlora
The author has said that they try your put at least one reaction image in every comic, so you relating isn't a coincidence.
pyropingu1
My dad told me when I was a kid that sweet potato skins were poisonous...it wasn't until I was 21 (3 years ago) 1/
pyropingu1
2/that they were intact delicious....fucks sake....bad thing is? He couldn't even remember...so what other lies has he told me!!
Applepotamus
buh buh
piratealice
The internet has destroyed all the stories my father told me. Adultness in the modern age has ruined everything.
Fractoman
You'll write cursive in college!
SorDavos
@nekoama says they try to always include a panel that could work as a reaction image.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Dairy doesn't belong in the food pyramid
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
You don't need to drink five glasses of water a day
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
For more, see Adam ruins everything
ChanningTastum
Too real
blackholevoid10011
My experience when I play online vs playing locally.
ProbablyPokemon
myr14d
Adulthood is pretty much a big giant lie. Once you know, it just means you're in on the joke.
mph5mph
But it is still on you.
WTFUnicorns
It's on us all.
ODSTsRule
I hate this joke sometimes.
LeonLupus
Sadly it's not a very funny joke.
NICEUSEOFWORDSSIR
What do you mean the ice cream machine isn't actually broken and the employees are just too lazy to clean it again?!?!
skipperpop2525
Snooj
There *IS* an out back and you *DO* have inventory there but it takes effort to retrieve it?
lucif3rm0rningstar
It hit too close...
Mechlai
for real though
Darkdragonjc
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Blindspot?
BearAlwaysWins
Twitch stream
Darkdragonjc
It's from critical role but she is on blind spot as well
BearAlwaysWins
Critical role
KeepYourDickInAVice
@nekoama is the designer for these.
aprilcot1
I love her shes lovely
darkraix
.
shreddedking
i wish @nekoama drawed squirtle specs similar to specs he weared in original Pokémon anime before meeting ash
nekoama
I figured if I did everyone would assume this was that specific Squirtle, so the glasses are different but still an homage
KeepYourDickInAVice
Squirtle
therealjimfoster
We summon thee @nekoama! the O of this C—please grace us with one of your commentaries about this floopy caricature of yours!
therealjimfoster
Like....where did all the Pk trainers go? Will we see the kids not be kids (ahrm* eeevoluSEAN!) and will bulb ever say something other than
nekoama
Also maybe the Pokemon rose up and now live like humans while the humans are extinct, Planet-of-the-Apes-style, I'll never tell ;)
nekoama
Nah, it's gonna stay a slice of life kid comic for the time being! Kids are more fun to write because they are dumb
therealjimfoster
KeepYourDickInAVice
lucif3rm0rningstar
Shit! I thought he wasnt on here. Should i delete this?
ass3457
Reference the source at least?
sunyudai
May I suggest an edit with a link back to him?
AshtonFox
That response is so innocent. You did nothing wrong, @OP. You keep on being you.
nekoama
Nah it's cool! The damn app kept crashing when I tried to upload this morning and I was just popping back in to try again but you beat me ha
Noob3rts
How dare you have such good artistic ability while I can only draw stick figures. I hate you. (and love you)
lucif3rm0rningstar
Sorry again......its just these are damn good....hard to not share hehe
gayrat5
I follow you on Facebook too, freaking love these!
nekoama
As long as you don't go 'I made dis' or erase my watermark share away :) linking back to me is preferred too of course
SideEffectsOfJuice
Yooo, you could add Imgur icon to that social media thingy on the bottom left since it's the same nickname.
Muffyns
when are you making more? and and and holy shit, also great art style
nekoama
Every Friday! Thanks, it's honed from years of shitty drawing
Leonon
Leonon
Please note that that is both intentionally terrible and a joke. If I see that picture anywhere else I will be both annoyed and ashamed
nekoama
IDK if you're aware of my iFunny issue but either way that made me chortle irl so good job
izzmonster
I like you. Please make more.
WeatherWiz
Post these and I'll make sure they get to the FP haha.