Nov 3, 2016 7:19 PM
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Solodolo77
Tactical nuke inbound
vintagebroad
Where's the banana?
Cl1tC0mmander
12ga bird shot came to mind
Tirlet
All my years playing rpgs has finally paid off.
kcufuck
One of dem bird eating spiders?
NoPhux
HongKongBingBong
Stangzilla
JohnnyCaldwell
That's so big it's almost at the point where you could eat it like a crab. Makes it less creepy if you look at it as a meal lol
PamAndHineapplePizza
Where is the banana for scale?
meowmeowgoesthecat
Fuck.That.Shit.
mrcertifialbe76
SoapyWaterr
The way she is so calm around it though.
GeneralMiura
cheeky2uk
nighthawk693
EldarSteve
*audibly concerned*
carltondance
Huntsman spiders are chill though, they just eat bugs etc, they don't even make webs!
necrontyr525
kill it with atomic fire from orbit. only way to be sure.
LilLarrySellers
skipweasel
I thought the one I found under a sink was big - it covered the bottom of a coffee mug. I'll go rethink my sense of scale.
devastatinglydank
meowgatron
That thing looks like it should have its own passport.
GreenY1245
First thing that came to mind was the Frostbite spider from Skyrim. I'm playing too much Skyrim...
astroleg
That's exactly what those imperialist bastards want you to think! Skyrim is for the Nords!
2k hours yet?
Arkvoodle
*Plays more Skyrim*
Zeth94
RamenNudles
does it taste like crab?
IGotNothin
avendarius
Let's throw it in a boiling pot and find out
PommedeTerreur
What arrogance!!! That big as motherfucker is gonna throw YOU in a boiling pot! You get a flamethrower and eat it charbroiled.
But how am I really gonna know if it is as delicious as a crab doing that? Besides, well done anything is borderline Un-American
SederHishtalshelus
First concern is venom. Is it venomous? If so, it dies for coming anywhere near me. I can survive a regular bite or pinch but not from her.
cowabungapizza
All spiders for the most part at venomous. It's how they liquefy the inside of their food. Only a few are strong enough to hurt people.
But no, huntsman/wolf spiders aren't dangerous to people. You can suffer an allergic reaction though, which would cause some nasty swelling
DoggoMcDoggoFace
IIRC they are not venomous but extremely aggressive
Noted
Welve
they are non-aggressive, will leave you alone if you don't get too fucky with them
Oh okay. Still scary as fuck though
Triple noted
Stockyhome
Not aggressive
Solodolo77
Tactical nuke inbound
vintagebroad
Where's the banana?
Cl1tC0mmander
12ga bird shot came to mind
Tirlet
All my years playing rpgs has finally paid off.
kcufuck
One of dem bird eating spiders?
NoPhux
HongKongBingBong
Stangzilla
JohnnyCaldwell
That's so big it's almost at the point where you could eat it like a crab. Makes it less creepy if you look at it as a meal lol
PamAndHineapplePizza
Where is the banana for scale?
meowmeowgoesthecat
Fuck.That.Shit.
mrcertifialbe76
SoapyWaterr
The way she is so calm around it though.
GeneralMiura
cheeky2uk
nighthawk693
EldarSteve
*audibly concerned*
carltondance
Huntsman spiders are chill though, they just eat bugs etc, they don't even make webs!
necrontyr525
kill it with atomic fire from orbit. only way to be sure.
LilLarrySellers
skipweasel
I thought the one I found under a sink was big - it covered the bottom of a coffee mug. I'll go rethink my sense of scale.
devastatinglydank
meowgatron
That thing looks like it should have its own passport.
GreenY1245
First thing that came to mind was the Frostbite spider from Skyrim. I'm playing too much Skyrim...
astroleg
That's exactly what those imperialist bastards want you to think! Skyrim is for the Nords!
necrontyr525
2k hours yet?
Arkvoodle
HongKongBingBong
*Plays more Skyrim*
Zeth94
RamenNudles
does it taste like crab?
IGotNothin
avendarius
Let's throw it in a boiling pot and find out
PommedeTerreur
What arrogance!!! That big as motherfucker is gonna throw YOU in a boiling pot! You get a flamethrower and eat it charbroiled.
avendarius
But how am I really gonna know if it is as delicious as a crab doing that? Besides, well done anything is borderline Un-American
SederHishtalshelus
First concern is venom. Is it venomous? If so, it dies for coming anywhere near me. I can survive a regular bite or pinch but not from her.
cowabungapizza
All spiders for the most part at venomous. It's how they liquefy the inside of their food. Only a few are strong enough to hurt people.
cowabungapizza
But no, huntsman/wolf spiders aren't dangerous to people. You can suffer an allergic reaction though, which would cause some nasty swelling
DoggoMcDoggoFace
IIRC they are not venomous but extremely aggressive
SederHishtalshelus
Noted
Welve
they are non-aggressive, will leave you alone if you don't get too fucky with them
DoggoMcDoggoFace
Oh okay. Still scary as fuck though
SederHishtalshelus
Triple noted
Stockyhome
Not aggressive
SederHishtalshelus
Noted