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Jul 24, 2017 8:40 PM
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
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Uusr
I've never joined the thieves guild
Deadpolio
I'm the opposite. I start out trying to be good but suddenly:
rockfireman
KOTOR 1 and 2, I can never be dark sided, it's so damn difficult for me.
Penth13f
To the developers being evil is basically just being a petty asshole.
2legit2even
Still can't kill the little sisters inn Bioshock :(
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
Decided to kill all of guards in Markarth a few times for being corrupt asshats. Was really cathartic since I work in retail
Bortus
When I go evil, I end up too evil. No quests get done because someone is slightly rude to me, so I murder them. In fact, I murder people
Bortus
for asking me to do mundane shit like delivering a message.
aguacatedeldiablo
I'm not evil, per se, but I'll poke at the silly digital people to see just how far I can go
itxtalone
I am always evil if I can be ! I can be nice in real life. But I can't be evil
Cereaza
"Ok, lets try a renegade playthrough." ... ... "Nooo, I wouldn't say that to Mordin! :'("
EarthDragon2189
Tried doing a Renegade run once...I quit shortly after the first mission. I felt that Shepard was just being a total asshole for no reason.
StopLookingAtMyName
"I'm gonna be all-Paragon this time!" ...... "That was for Thane, you son of a bitch!"
EarthDragon2189
Paragade is the way to go. Diplomatic and forgiving when possible, vengeful and violent when necessary.
Camelspotting
It's not even evil, it's just lawful douchebag.
Cereaza
If the first two games, it's being a douchebag. In game 3, it's like. "mmmmm... Ok, Murder and Genocide."
claydhd14
SYMPATHY! I want to be a conniving mastermind in games, but my empathy kicks in like, immediately
BicyclePirate
This shit is how I ended up playing Pacifist Kirby in Smash Bros.
manofchemistry
Me every time I played Red Dead Redemption
Rasdwatrium
"I'm going to play pure and fight the evil" - me, 5 minutes prior I rape a minotaurs dick in CoC
kootiepatra
This is about 90% of why I think I'd suck at D&D
TheSecondPiewackit
In KOTOR I went Grey Jedi. Pain in the ass because you accidentally do something nice, then you gotta be an asshole to balance it out.
Audrelius
Fable, the Lost Chapters: *jovial chuckle* "Ohhhhh that Avatar, did he ravage Knothole Glade again? He's such a kidder."
ThePickle
Depends on the game, I'm fine with being evil but I don't like just being an asshole for no reason
RisingSol
The exact reason I can never play renegade Shep. He's just a dick.
FuckingGilfoyle
Mass Effect, hardcore. I can't be renegade.
CorneliusCornwall
I'll save every settlement Preston sends me to. (5 minutes later) IM GONNA STAB YOU PRESTON
Snaggley
"I'm not going to kill anyone I don't want to screw up any story lines." *kills an entire city and puts all the bodies in one big pile*
OldRazzIeDazzIe
I wanted the high chaos ending in dishonored 2 so I just dropkicked everyone into the water
amylkis
So...you played Fable 3 also?
DragonLordG
Fable turned to shit after 1
TarreVizsla
Preach
MuskinRaider
You're goddamn right it did
TheCorporateMudkip
Fallout: I'm gonna be good this time. 5 minutes later: this guy is an asshole he needs to die
tatischief
The only way I could justify being evil in FNV to myself was to create INT 1 STR 9 character perfect for Caesar brainwashing.
NZSheeps
I'm good except when I've had a rough day, then it's save/god-mode/killing spree time! (Sorry, Moira)
TheCorporateMudkip
New vegas- god mode+grenade machine gun and hope the frame rate doesn't drop to much
DangerouslyMoist
New Vegas: I'm going to be a nice guy. 5 minutes later: that's a real nice coat you got there, friend
NovaOdin
Zalbaar, kill Mission.
BraughtGurst
Who the fuck would ever even want to kill mission? She's the only npc(?) I've ever liked besides Elizabeth from BS:I
NovaOdin
No half measures if you're going to go the Dark Side route.
ChromeBadger
Man I thought she was annoying. Plus dark side gets rid of Carth who is absolutely the worst.
BraughtGurst
I actually liked carth a bit, even if he was a bit naggy
TheSecondPiewackit
"I'm going to be good." NPC is an asshole. *Saves*
Cataleast
That sudden quick save after a conversation is always a sign that some nasty shit is going to go down ;)
Legdig
"I'm gonna be the good guy this time" quoth legdig before the accidental genocide of 2017
MexicanHotPocket
Dang hate when that happens
GreaterDog
*accidentally steals bowl from shop* ---> *forced to kill shopkeeper and literally every guard in town*
Tehsyr
"Accidental? What do you mean Accidental? Legdig, what the hell did you do? Did you tip over Dragonfire on a wheat field or something?"
Legdig
Power leveling mate.
GoneForeverAaronHernandez
CrazyFinnishGuy
My Tropico games tend to end up as communist utopias... for those willing to work and vote for me. For others, well, 'tis why we have drones
Th3Tr4ShM0nK3y
That sounds wonderful
CrazyFinnishGuy
Well I don't see any current world leaders keeping the unemployment at 0,3% while the 15 unemployed ppl are classified "filthy rich".
virgil592
EVERYTHING DIES! YOU GET A STAB! YOU GET A STAB! EVERYBODY GET'S A STAB!!!
treeburner000
"You get a bullet! And you get a bullet! Everybody gets a bullet!" -Axton as the Commando.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
Organ harvesting and slave-trading are just too profitable.
captbananapants
You are just supply the demand. You're a cornerstone of the economy. A dark, bloody, morally devoid cornerstone.
JamesAHarrod
Step 4 is always best step
ImmortalAzrael
I remember when I accidentally committed genocide in Mass Effect 3. Not my proudest moment.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
You mean the ending? All 3 colors are genocide, red has the fewest deaths.
ImmortalAzrael
No, I mean the Quarians.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Aha. Yeah that's a bit of a whoops.
ImmortalAzrael
Yeah, I totally didn't mean to wipe out an entire species.
Ripplingtwinkie
Just did a sith playthrough of KOTOR 2. Many a time I would inadvertently say some nice shit and get light side points, then have to reload.
Vockstar
How are you still playing KOTOR 2, I can't get windows 10 to run it without questionable fixes
Ripplingtwinkie
It's been a clusterfuck for sure. Every new update makes the game crash. I just happened to roll one back and it fixed the problem.
ThickWoolSocks
Not the way to play my friend, those mistaken nice points are what make the game interesting. Can't always be a dick.
Ripplingtwinkie
I've played through as a very nice person. Just trying to get 100% of the game. There's lots of stuff you miss if you're light side
Frostkyte
This is true. Loyal/friendly to my party, straight up asshole to everyone else.
IMadeThisOnlyForDestinyCodeBegging
The only time I've felt that I might be a bit too evil was in Jade Empire where you could honestly be a proper fucking asshole to people.
PandraPierva
That's the only game I ever had trouble going evil
squindiggly
I remember trying to get the emperors hand as a light side play through. I couldn't go through with it; it was too much for me
PandraPierva
Never could do that
squindiggly
It goes from 0 to 100 like THAT. First you're a hero, then 10 seconds later you forcibly enslave the minds of all your friends. It's hard
PandraPierva
Yea. Out of all the games Jade Empire was the hardest to be evil in.
AlbaneinCowboy
Spec Ops: The Line made me feel shitty.
AmArschdieRaeuber
I never understood what is so special about that game
JakeMcAwesome
The game itself, not so much. Going into it blind though, and thinking you are hunting down some rogue evil Gen. only to have the twist 1/2
JakeMcAwesome
Of turning out to be mentally fucked with a hero complex and some serious ptsd was a pretty damn good turn of events. 2/2
JokeDestroyer
That's not even a game with an "evil route" because you turn into a monster whether you like it or not.
PandraPierva
that one just fucked you up mentally
FlockOfSeagulls25
Playing Prey, I just couldn't kill January. He had been sooooo helpful to me last playthrough, I felt terrible about even trying it
nonickname23
Perhaps, but have you considered running over pedestrians in GTA?
MarshawnLynch
I like finding a good spot to get up to 5 stars just killing loads of cops
nonickname23
Vice City has two awesome spots to rampage almost infinitely.
Aquilarden
Tank in a tunnel, man.
MarshawnLynch
Anyway to get a tank in GTA5?
Aquilarden
Buy it on the phone.