SmoochieCuddlkins
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Aug 18, 2016 4:21 PM
SmoochieCuddlkins
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ZZhillTopper
Never trust a fart
lurkernotaposter24
Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!!!
BelfryBats
Another one is may you always feel like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.
SmoochieCuddlkins
So true!
hater2644
May it always take you at least 3 tries to plug in your usb
Squirrelprophecies
Ghaaaa!
twistydoerofthings
May you sweat enough for a thousand camels.
MyLastUsernameWasSoLongIKeptForgettingIt
May your marinara never stick to your pasta
AreaMan24
May your streaming services all require you to input your password again on the same day.
SmoochieCuddlkins
I have created monsters!
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
May you stand up from your computer while forgetting that your headphones are in
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
May you always have a mismatched number of hot dogs and buns.
Sweeetbabyjames
As a Mexican: may your tostada crumble at the first bite.
WhyYesMyNameIsJess
May you put on a fresh pair of socks only to step in a small puddle of water from the shower you just came out of
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
May your shower controls always make your shower either too hot or too cold, never reaching a comfortable water temperature.
TheDreaded1
May you feel slightly unsure if you set the alarm clock, but only after you've finally snuggled into your comfy spot in bed.
LastMan1
May every post you come across contain a badly photoshopped photo of Micheal Cera
negzero
First World Curses!
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
That ad shit happens to me all the time. I'm convinced they do it on purpose so you click the ad
wolfshades
If my mother came and talked with me, my least concern would be that she left the door ajar. She ded.
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
I've been in the first situation, I wouldn't wish that on anyone...
LaPetiteChou
May you always type your password incorrectly the first time.
FluffyPuddles
MrFistyFartFingers
I still read this in Christopher walken voice
JosephPretzel
May you always walk on a wet patch while wearing socks.
firepower412
May your chocolate chips always be raisins...that's messed up man, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy...that's right, not even you Dave.
MadVillainousDave
May your headphones cable get caught on every door handle you pass by.
TygrF
*belt loop
beurgueur
Geeky looking BlueTooth headphones
RagedDingo
Jokes on you, all my Facebook notifications are already game invited. I'm so lonely ;-;
JosephPretzel
May your plate have a slight amount of sauce on the underside before you place it on your lap.
Swinette
May every story you hear end in tree fiddy and the Loch Ness Monster
TheFrenchestFry
I had to check....
NeverDunNuffin
SmellyPotatoMan
ScrubsPosts
May you browse for hours to only find that your wifi is off.
Kalooki
I literally said "oooh no" out loud
enneque
Omg thisss #ripdata
LastMan1
Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!!
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Unlimited data plan, yo
AwesomeTeddybear
Well thank God I have 20 gig a month! Never got to 0 yet
maxcostco
Just Download hearthstone
creq2
Just turned mine on, thanks!
WhatwouldJesusdeadlift
I had to check after I read this...
Shaveyourdingleberries
Thanks for making me look
krapmyself
Number 2 was my mom during highschool. Always. Number 3 is imgur on moblie. Always.