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OutdoorHuman
But, no. Black bears climb trees. Brown bears lose the capability in adulthood. Source: internet and I've told this joke before.
Zenmaster5000
Fuck you OP these didnt have to be gifs you turd
ImgurFairy
Yes. They DoD. Nathan Fillion must always be gifs.
derTorbs
I love everything this man does!!!
Solkanarmy
bear to tree: you can't take this guy from me...
BigSkyWhiskey87
Subtle and under appreciated. Good job.
shift24q
no it's becky
txGrizzly
http://media0.giphy.com/media/IThjAlJnD9WNO/200.gif
stetzon
"Hi, food!"
FredGreen182
In behalf of all the mobile users, I hate you
TheNameIsBen
If it steals our bike it is a black bear
ShaniaMarkTwain
He really is ruggedly handsome.
FiksN7
Brown shirt + Brown bear + Nathan Fillion = Firefly revival confirmed!!1
iidosee
PimpNinjaMan
Bears. Beats. Firefly.
AnotherLazyArtist
I can hear his smirk.
clarinetti
I feel as if there's a joke here that I'm not getting
bensanity
Same here.
ViolentGoldFish
well either way you're dead, so it doesn't really matter what type of bear it is
aceandduce
I NEED THE SAUCE!!!
Runikal
Omg castle is back on soon wooooo yeahh
calenestel
*Dons brown coat* It's upvotin' time!
irontom
If there is no tree, it is a polar bear.
MethrandiroftheHighCouncil
In the words of one space cowboy" Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!"
angel0524
Nathan Fillion <3 /little sigh
ImgurFairy
Totes read that in his voice/ heard him saying it. Anyone else?
Lierofox
If it walks off with your child, it's a pedobear.
BothEndsPulling
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
JeanLucPicard
Is Nathan Fillion a father? Because that sounds like dad advice.
Armanace
There's bearly a difference between them. You end up bearied in both cases.
jasonthemcclain
I can't bear these puns.
wessyfbaby
That was a grisly attempt, but you managed to polarize the other comments.
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
That joke was unbearable
LordPippet
Please stop bearating us with your unbearable puns.
RaspberryPhi
Stop. Now.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
But I've bearly even started.
iAmAdult
Bear
FuckedSoHardNowImParaplegic
Stupid sexy Fillion
WolfBoy0612
is it just me or does he look like charlie sheen with his head tilted forward like that?
loki69
I'll just leave this here...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R6Ibz31DtE
Seanalanmorris
Now that made me grin and chuckle.
iamthisguy247
It must be nice up in his Castle.
cashtha
nice, now this is started to play in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbQCf8F1JsE for some odd reason
iamthisguy247
Makes sense I guess. Hopefully that wont be stuck in my head now.
FavoredByFortune
Where they can't take the sky from him.
muckyduck
He looks so pleased with himself at the end
fen4
Because a gaggle of people are eating up is every word.
ThunderAtHawaii
That's what she said
PanFluteMan
I feel like he's proud of everything he says regardless of what it is.
SedentaryNomad
That's just his default facial expression
someonegetaccess
He always does.
IAMSRC
So smug... http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvu0eGdG61qcbdkso1_250.gif
Scorpioli
*this is gonna be on imgur FP one day* *smirks*
MisterWho
Wouldn't you be?
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I love that look he gives. It's his version of laughing at his own joke. He's so tickled and proud.
NickelbackDidNothingWrong
It's the look my dad gives after he tells a joke.
Zillathejokekiller
I'm pretty sure that is the perfect description for that look. Thats his "I done good" look.
loshea
And if the bear rapes you to death, eats your flesh, and sews your skin into its clothing... it's a reaver.
Mugiwaranojarjar
Its pedobear
Banalinguist
I read beaver, was terrified.
gewalt
and if youre having an especially lucky day, it will do so in that order.
TheDogInThePicture
I was gonna say Christmas Critter but yours works too.
TheDogInThePicture
Beary the Bear
PoppinLochNessHopster
Or a homeless man in a bear suit who offered me candy that one summer in 93....
ReptilianOverlord
*not necessarily in that order
somethingdark
Only if you're very lucky.
professionallyprofessional
....something something firefly
MaybeVoteLibertarianEh
ALWAYS UPBOAT FIREFLY!!! Ok, but for realsies: ALWAYS upvote Firelfy
mynameislurker
Those poor reavers. That movie added so much to the story.
JokeDestroyer
"There are a lot of innocent people being killed in the air right now." "You have no idea how true that is."
Dooood
What movie?
mynameislurker
Serenity. It took place shortly after the one season of Firefly and filled in quite a bit of the universe.
Dooood
Ah, yes. I actually watched that, but never saw the series. Don't remember a lot about it, frankly.
mynameislurker
to make people docile.Most became so at rest they stopped breathing, 10% had the opposite effect and went insane (reavers). 2/2
mynameislurker
**SPOILERS** it turned out the reavers were people from a planet at the edge of the system where the Alliance had pumped a gas in the air1/2
OhLookAnotherGirlWhoringForAttention
Grizzlies and Browns are genetically identical. Coastal browns are larger and less aggressive due to readily available high-protein diets.
Cassiraa
What about a Grolar? What then? What do you do then!? Please tell me this is immediately relevant.
PigglyWigglyJigglyTuff
Grizzlies are brown bears. The question should be what's the difference between black bears and grizzlies?
chonas
Browns are found on three different continents: Europe, Asia, North America. Grizzly is specifically North American (including Kodiak).
OhLookAnotherGirlWhoringForAttention
cheaco
my grandpa used to tell me this joke, it's supposed to be a black bear vs a brown/grizzy. nathan done goofed.
KalmiaKamui
Yeah, I was gonna say...neither brown bears nor grizzlies can climb trees. :/
WhiteWolfSix
Agreed. I once hit a black bear with a canoe while I was portaging... thing was terrified. (I didn't do it on purpose)
ThatShiftyMonkey
Don't know what portaging means, but I'm imagining you swinging a canoe like a baseball bat.
captainikag
Poor bear.
lklein10
I once saw a inland brown bear skull next to a Kodiak brown bear skull, the size difference was insane.
deGoodMan
Somewhat relevant -http://www.outdooroddities.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/grizzly_bear_warning_sign.jpg
Hydrophilus
"Out of doors"....
OrbitusII
Yuo see Ivan, when you are of using the out of doors, yuo must always be of carrying the pepper spray so as to not being eaten by bear
AFineMadam
That punchline... so delayed, so worth it.
AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
Not tl;dr - read the whole way through b/c it's worth it
IAMARealTroll
I remember my mom telling me a joke very similar to this when I was a young one! Good times. Fuck grizzlies.
disruptedvice
Took me way too long to get that. It is saying that the grizzly bear will have eaten someone else that used the sign's previous advice.
HeimlichManeuver
I lol'd
genesic
Wait, what was that last part?
mybodyisready
...Pepper?
zackofspades
Is that still actual advice? Or if I ever lay eyes on a grizzly am I a dead man?
cambopalmer
flop on the ground and hold your neck and pray that the grizzly is female
mentvpalto
tl;dr bring a gun and shoot everything that moves
PrfctDrk
I like the way you think. Preferably thinking with a .44 revolver.
AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
You missed the joke b/c you you didn't read
TastyBrainMeats
Don't shoot a grizzly. You'll just make it mad.
ILostIt
unless you have a wicked powerful gun, like a 45 w/ hollow points
Nyther53
The word your looking for there is 20mm cannon. If you can vary one of those, go ahead and shoot it. Anything smaller will piss it off.
AStainlessSteelRat
Yeah, let me know how that works out for you. You better be a top marksman if all you have is a .45 and you better carry at least one reload
ILostIt
you know this based on...what? do you think bears are covered in teflon?