Comrade! Deploy the vodkaraptors!

Apr 24, 2017 2:29 AM

Fact: If you leave a bottle of Vodka unattended overnight in Russia, it may attract Vodkaraptors.

#Vodkaraptors #CommunistVelociraptors #NoReallyTheSovietsWillUseRaptorsToTakeOverTheWorld

People don't think history be like it is, but it do.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Imperial history.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So what about the two nukes tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the Russians built 50k tanks, the Americans, around 40k, and the largest navy ever seen. 174 aircraft carriers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No they dont

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No offense but it took Hitler invading Russia in the winter to lose half his army. Without it Russia would have been cold germany

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea people don't realize that. The elements stopped them more then the Russians did.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hitler invaded in June, stop spreading this rumor. He decided to take stalingrad street by street and that was his downfall.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's canada?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably loped is in with the UK

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No, I'm sorry

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey guys I found the Canadians!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably the dumbest thing Hitler did, or near enough. Bad enough to break his NAP with Stalin... he had to do it in the winter.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, he was screwed, he tried to take Britain, but the RAF and the Navy kept him at bay, so he went east. Didn't even get as far as WWI

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But how does that make sense? "Man, I can barely beat my current crop of enemies, let me go make more!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Hitler's demand that Stalingrad be taken instead of bypassed and surrounded like every other city, so the forces that were supposed to

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take the oil rich caucuses instead wasted time fighting in a city where the Germans lost all advantages.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Russia was weak and Germany needed resources, but the Russians relocated their t-34 factories east before the Germans could take them.

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And Russia has historically had a practice of scorched earth... plus had far more territory/population than Hitler could hope to hold.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had Hitler bypassed stalingrad and just gone for resources he may have taken Russia, and had the Americans not given the Russians trains and

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