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Fact: If you leave a bottle of Vodka unattended overnight in Russia, it may attract Vodkaraptors.
#Vodkaraptors #CommunistVelociraptors #NoReallyTheSovietsWillUseRaptorsToTakeOverTheWorld
Apr 24, 2017 2:29 AM
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Fact: If you leave a bottle of Vodka unattended overnight in Russia, it may attract Vodkaraptors.
#Vodkaraptors #CommunistVelociraptors #NoReallyTheSovietsWillUseRaptorsToTakeOverTheWorld
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
People don't think history be like it is, but it do.
catfriedwice
Imperial history.
Caligula0311
So what about the two nukes tho
dohcohv
Yeah, the Russians built 50k tanks, the Americans, around 40k, and the largest navy ever seen. 174 aircraft carriers.
Ziablo
No they dont
frankenbarrie
No offense but it took Hitler invading Russia in the winter to lose half his army. Without it Russia would have been cold germany
Metal666maniac
Yea people don't realize that. The elements stopped them more then the Russians did.
dohcohv
Hitler invaded in June, stop spreading this rumor. He decided to take stalingrad street by street and that was his downfall.
GODofHUNGER
Where's canada?
thevortexmaster
Probably loped is in with the UK
KMOO7
Sorry
GODofHUNGER
No, I'm sorry
MacKelvey
Hey guys I found the Canadians!
Niddhoger
Probably the dumbest thing Hitler did, or near enough. Bad enough to break his NAP with Stalin... he had to do it in the winter.
dohcohv
Well, he was screwed, he tried to take Britain, but the RAF and the Navy kept him at bay, so he went east. Didn't even get as far as WWI
Niddhoger
But how does that make sense? "Man, I can barely beat my current crop of enemies, let me go make more!"
dohcohv
And Hitler's demand that Stalingrad be taken instead of bypassed and surrounded like every other city, so the forces that were supposed to
dohcohv
Take the oil rich caucuses instead wasted time fighting in a city where the Germans lost all advantages.
dohcohv
Russia was weak and Germany needed resources, but the Russians relocated their t-34 factories east before the Germans could take them.
Niddhoger
And Russia has historically had a practice of scorched earth... plus had far more territory/population than Hitler could hope to hold.
dohcohv
Had Hitler bypassed stalingrad and just gone for resources he may have taken Russia, and had the Americans not given the Russians trains and