LeonardKleinrock
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Nov 1, 2022 9:06 PM
LeonardKleinrock
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JustinWasHere
Spent way too long explaining the lifecycle of a sand worm to my wife this morning. And how Leto became the good emperor.
TCGView
Whomever did her makeup, hats off to them. That's a masterful job.
DWGifWrecker
She and her father can go to hell
trikucian
I thought this was the God emperor of dune
ian1035nr
Badsequence
She has wormed her way into our hearts!
pollypocketfullofposies
She's so fucking weird, I love it.
secondtalon
She fucked a Seal. Not just once, like.. a lot. Got married and everything.
Hellstorm99
Anyone else see the movie "Freaked?"
RabbitRevenge
pretty easy to do the dance move "the worm" i ghess
BORGALOOGIE
Bananasandwiches42
I like how she sounds like a kid talking…”well last year I wanted to be a tree but that was too hard so this year I’m a worm.”
therandombagofmeat
dreikommavierzehn
EyeHeartMonster
Heidi Klum is the QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN!!!
DarwinGreen5
one of the perks of being rich is being able to go nuts with Halloween. I'd probably rotate from 80's cartoons and fantasy armor.
absinthemindedprofessor
my fat ass thought she was a bacon wrapped sausage
Ludwigofthepotatoppl
I thought she was the meat tornado from a shawarma place, but no, she’s the Tyrant.
Fudgel
fivefrozenfishfingers
The casual talking makes it all the more existential.
Eridianne
This season of Dr. Who is fuckin banging
TheReturnOfGreasemunky129
Jim? Is that you? Where is your suit and blaster?!?!
Pchopsammiches
thedudeman519
But his girlfriend was a bee!
Harmonylovesmusic
Deep cut but wow that is appropriate.
xxxnaked
komododave
Guessmyusername
It's has been born
TywinStannister
This is memeworthy.
komododave
I cannot take credit, I am merely a reposter of memes.
TywinStannister
That is literally what makes a meme a meme.
komododave
Fudgel
jwillustrat
My claustrophobia is kicking in just looking at this.
headkitchen
Just what I was going to say. Ten minutes and I’d be a sweaty panicky mess
kwyjiboner
I bet Seal dressed up at the Early Bird.
youreathing
He might have if they were still married.
MTsumi
They've been divorced 8 years.
adrianontherocks
How does she walk? Or go to the bathroom? Or remove the costume???
MTsumi
Depends.
eetsumkaus
Have you seen worms walk? She poops from her butt. Worms don't remove their costume, wtf are you talking about
SteveMND
Very carefully, she doesn't, and with outside assistance.
IllegalDuckling
Not being able to use my arms would be terrifying to me
Casually
Leto II?
alltinyshrimps1
Now we shall be worm and wife
capitalistdecadence
leperoutcastunclean
SHAI-HALUD!
IrTeknician
The cowards won't make the film about Leto II! Rude Duners!
atmcashmoney
Henry?
JustinWasHere
I was hoping to see some Leto memes when I saw this
DappurDanMan
FuKeN sPoIlEr!?1!
CthuluIsMyHomie
Children of Dune came out in….1976…I think you’ve had time
DappurDanMan
SithElephant
Marcolorn
sircowdog
Cursed.
ChillaAquila
Every day we stray further from the light
darkdragonempress
Pretty sure we’ve been in the deepest part of the benthic zone for a while now.
DeeDoubleYu
Noevilgifs
JackAxton
Five hearts and they're all for you.
finstad4
Paulwalkersurn
SithElephant
BlueskydragonFX
FarQuad
God have you abandoned us???
SithElephant
This is just level two. It's not even a dude making love to a three foot long non anthropogenic roach.
Paulwalkersurn
SithElephant
Kompromatic
Models dont usually impress ma at all but she absolutely has my respect now for not going the "sexy" route. THIS is how to Halloween
PerkyPervertedPet
Seems like you don't know about her sexualizing underage girls and psychologically tormenting them for the german Next Topmodel show rating.
Kompromatic
d'fuk you on about? No one's forcing their *parents* from entering them in the show, and no I dont watch that shit so sit down Gertrude
PerkyPervertedPet
So you never watched it but have a strong opinion about it. The candidates get tricked into the show thinking it is a serious show.
PerkyPervertedPet
It preys on the nativity of young girls.
Jbelkin
She’s worn some other weird costumes …
RatBits
Yeah. I have never understood the whole sexy Halloween costume obsession. Costumes should be fantastical or scary! /grump
Kompromatic
This guy gets it
bigblindguy
Yeah? She was wearing this underneath
Kompromatic
Ok, cool. Good talk bro.
belindashort
Also you don't need to tear women down to lift one up, you know that right?
Kompromatic
Hey fine-- GET EM OUT LADIES!
mwoodman
I bet you feel conflicted now:
PhurbuMukpodom
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Get you a worm who can do both!
Kompromatic
Key word being "now". As in "this year". Try and keep up li'l buddy.
onepinksheep
Here she is in Halloween 2013. Keep up, buddy.
belindashort
That photo was from this year.
mushroomking
In more ways than one
eetsumkaus
yeah, don't know whether to go slow with the lube for this one or fast and raw
Kompromatic
that's a challenging wank
eetsumkaus
challenging because I might not last long enough to call it a wank
owlcatsanctuary101
"Would you still love me if I was a worm" next level xD this is great!
BlueDsc
https://dynasty-scans.com/images/22335
WhereismyMrKnightley
My thoughts exactly!! :))
henkin
...if I *were* a worm. (Please search the internet for "subjunctive mood")
fartharder
owlcatsanctuary101
Finally able to ask my SO if he'd still love me if I was a worm. He said yes. I said sex would just be oral as there's no wormhole ?
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
He's willing to love you as a worm, and you still wouldn't be willing to try butt stuff?
NooPogodi
Same hole
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Depends what kind of worm we're talking about. https://www.sas.upenn.edu/~rlenet/earthwormcirculatory.gif
UggItsThatKid24
However he could cut you in half and have a three way.
N0S4A2
UggItsThatKid24
I love your user name
N0S4A2
Same to you, having recently learned the ugg / ugh sound it made me chuckle :) (meaningful sounds)
SteveMND
Heidi Klum always goes ALL OUT on her Halloween costumes, and I love it.
sharkhugs
I was convinced it was a 3D model
imgjim
"pays a lot of professional makeup" there fixed it
MasterMookie
How is paying a shit-tonne for something not going all out?
HOAMTH
I think the costume consists of slightly more than just make-up
DaveSamsonite
It’s a disembodied colon. Come to life.
Justtoberight
I mean, yeah. She is from Cologne, where people go all out for Karneval (carnival)
Justtoberight
https://www.simplegermany.com/carnival-in-germany/
suckstoyourauntie
Stupid sexy worm.
Aforaseem
suckstoyourauntie
Kinda mad that she broke character and spoke in her nice voice. Like, it should have been a deep and gurgly, gross and awful voice.
suckstoyourauntie
Stahp!
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
Now if she wouldnt be actively and actually grooming / exploiting young impressionable girls to be sexy for rich people i could enjoy it too
Ginoawesomesauce
This world will be a better place when people stop telling women what to do with their own bodies
Lovingimpaler
That's just it, she IS doing what the fuck she wants.
anononanonanona
This qanon shit has way too many upvotes for my taste
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
That "everything is qanon" also has too many upvotes. I am talking about the next Top Model series and its effects. Real world grooming
RestlessVagabond
Sauce on that?
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
What? I mean she build a career on body shaming girls and touring them around studios for views with the Next Top Model series.
RestlessVagabond
Do they drink their blood, milk their adrenaline glands, and traffic them out of pizza shop basements too? Fucking clown.
AnathemaNoreh
People are pissed about this photo shoot with her 18 year old daughter https://www.instagram.com/p/CjktFPUjg15/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
ThrowAwayAcct0000
That's stupid--they're both of age, look nicer than stuff you see at the beach.
ifindthingsinteresting
I agree. Look into child beauty pageants. Not this of age photo op on Instagram. Really wish that stopped. IMHO
SteveMND
PerkyPervertedPet
Seems like you don't know about her sexualizing underage girls and psychologically tormenting them for the german Next Topmodel show rating.
AnathemaNoreh
She did a lingerie photo shoot with her daughter, who is 18, and people are pissy about it. I've yet to hear anyone sane think its a problem
suckstoyourauntie
I wouldn't have done that with my mum. She was always like, 'you're not going out in that.' But, she wore bikinis at that age. Hypocrite!
SteveMND
Yeah, that was the closest thing I found as well, but I didn't know if they were trying to maybe push some weird reference to her being a >
SteveMND
< "professional model" or if was some new MAGA Quackpot conspiracy theory floating around.
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
Actually I was talking about the "Next top model" series, where they literally imprison 16 yr olds in studios and show them around
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
And yes they are "free", but these kids are brainwashed to wanting to be famous theyll do whatever, and its fked up
NuclearMonk
Are you still talking about the worm costume?
hd42slt
...worm? I thought she was a croissant.
75centslurpee
I was thinking bacon strips Jabba... I really am a fat bastard