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eddie911
well i never even left my house today...so there
SirFormidio
That last frame. I totally didn't expect it, but at the same time did.
whatspaulplayingtoday
I feel like Jim Carrey would be awesome to just... hang out with. Just to chill and let the guy be himself, not feel like he's "On", y'know?
howmanyuserscouldausernamenameifausernamecouldnameusers
Reee-heee-heeeaaallllyyyyy then...
JustTheDoctor
Last picture - "I know you are but what am I?"
SpicyMcHaggis
HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY!
NotACanadian
Dumb and Dumber's coming back like the salmon of capistrano!
seaBR600RR
that last pic is the best!!!
TheGuineaPigTimeLord
Boyfriend of 2 years just told me he's never seen Dumb & Dumber. Who is this man I've been living with?!?!
TBBs
don't accept any birds from him
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
Did they like it a lot?
iamhereiamnothappy
A LUT
BBailey114
I swear he's in character while he's talking to those kids.
gargaj
The movie is more than twice as old as those kids, I don't think character matters all that much :D
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Do they realize what they've DONE?!
MattFromTX
that face in the last pictures makes this
iamthediscofapper
I really hope he makes Ace Ventura 3. I don't give a fuck if there isn't another Star Trek or Transformers.
nigerianscam
I'll upvote to that! Cheers!
swordfishtrombones
Jim Carrey is such an awesome dude.
tuuky
He sure is. Responsible for the misinformation about vaccination to children all over the world.
Sherl0ck
It isn't really that he's evil.. It's just that a little knowledge is a really, really bad thing..
chepep41
i still don't believe it that this is actually happening
muffins4
Well, it happened, and now we kinda wish it didn't.
griff12j
Never upvoted so many movie quotes, you are all hillarious
dorkwind
His political views suck donkey cock, but he IS a funny motherfucker.
hornygoatlife
I guess it got "Fun and Funner"
MeSoMerry
I have those sneakers!
TF2215
It must've hurt if they ran into a whole crew!
YourAuthorityIsNotRecognizedInFortKickass
So you're saying there's a chance of me randomly meeting Jim Carrey?
samsonguy920
Never can tell what will happen. Went to the first Star Wars Celebration knowing Anthony Daniels would be there, had no idea he would be ..>
UnpairedSock
Only if you're 3 feet tall and wearing a batman t shirt, or adorable yellow rain jacket, or you're really awkward and look at the ground
stutteringbob
About the same chance of me tripping and "falling" into my crushes vgay.... ohhh.. Grace Jones. Just the way she was in Conan.
YouWereAlmostAJillSandwich
eeeYEAH!
ShittyMcShit
So... Somebody just met my favorite actor out of the blue... WHERE DO YOU LIVE???
hotsharpvolcano
This movie is filming in Georgia. :)
ShittyMcShit
Damn it! Just 8581.411 kilometers too far!
Centroid
What was all that one in a million talk?
ShamrockFury
I'd say you have a 1 in a million chance.
aassaf84
Now all I have to do is meet 999,999 strangers.
samsonguy920
..> was, and then told me it was a good question. Kinda cheesy, I know, but it was an experience.
samsonguy920
..> emceeing the discussion with Rick McCallum. I raised my hand for a question, he brought the mic and asked what the question ..>
EricMatthews
Wait they're making a sequel!? Quick, someone tell the internet!
MyNameisJavert
The internet knows.
EricMatthews
http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/4788920+_13acb23c760a88a5fd38ae02ba10bdf9.jpg
Broadway2
Is your kid's name Billy and is he blind?
evohans
Last picture, i laughed and played out that face in my head. That's awesome, so lukcy.
StreaksSkunk
I'm getting more amusement out of it just imagining the varying assortment of sounds that could be accompanying that face. :D
evohans
I wanted to say that too, but character limits got the best of my description. I laughed either way.
knugent728
Is no one going to correct that blatant misspelling of lucky???
tobar
I originally read that as 'so juicy.'
JupiterJ
How cute is that kids face grinning at him :)
StThunderdome
I love that he's playing along with the kids too. It's awesome when famous people also end up being cool and normal too.
jbendz
Big Gulps huh? Well, see you later!
UvaroviteKing
My sister and I love this quote! XD Ty
Happydevilfish
This line, and the look on the face when getting whacked with a cane at the benefit are the two best things in this movie.
FfonyPony
Welp**
jbendz
Damnit.
seauton
The most underrated line in all of cinema
sweatybeard
I love the fact that it wasn't even in the script
CJamesStevenson
Agreed. Whenever I go to 7-11 there is NEVER anybody standing out front drinking a Big Gulp but one day, man, ONE DAY, I'll get lucky.
seauton
Just keep trying, friend. Shoot for the stars.
DeusDevoid
A Story: I met John Travolta while he was shooting Battlefield Earth in Montreal, in a building that was abandoned in our neighbourhood -
DeusDevoid
- We used to go there to smoke weed every now and then. One day, a friend and I met up during the day and went there to hang for a bit -
DeusDevoid
- Instead, we ran into the film crew, with Travolta in full costume. Unfortunately, no pics. :(
wabalubadubdub
Just don't buy a bird from him.
Sayoria
Or have a drink with him.
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
"I said I took care of it"
Mothergooch
You don't talk shit about Petey!
Lookatmyballs
You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
ObiJuancho
True story
CaptainFenton
Mock ... YEAH! King ... YEAH! Bird ... YEAH!
iamhereiamnothappy
our pets HEADS are fallin' off!
OPTaylor
Billy from 4C is in the new movie!
TheFlyingHellfish
Ever heard of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accidentally_on_Purpose_(TV_series) Main character Billie lived in 4C, wondered if reference.
OPTaylor
Interesting...I've never heard of that show
TheFlyingHellfish
It was pretty good, sad to see it only last one season.
EricMatthews
Pretty bird....Pretty bird
thatshowyoudothescarn
Polly wanna cracker? Pretty bird..
LangdonAlger
Back in HS, I re-enacted this scene for my drama class. That line absolutely killed in the theater. I got an A on the entire project.
EricMatthews
That's Lengen-
EricMatthews
Wait for it
EricMatthews
-Dary. Fucking awesome