Quark's Got Jokes

Nov 7, 2021 5:29 PM

krasblak

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Sisko REALLY wants to beat the shit outta that human caricature right now. Lol

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Stolen wow Jokes, ftw

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It's insidious.

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Crude, but effective.

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Jambalayaaaaa!

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Jamba-watsit?

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And then Sisko said "Zowie!" or some other extremely odd choice by the actor.

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At least that didn't last beyond that one awkward scene in the pilot. Later reactions were more effective..

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Disagree, sorry.

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The heavy Defiant.

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The USS Benjamin Sisko's Motherfuckin' Pimp Hand

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I don't know what the rest of the team was thinking, I loved that joke.

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They weren't prophets. They were Tralfamadorians with writers who weren't too clever.

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Racist jokes from the 40s replacing a slur for black people with Romulan. Who are you, Jeff Dunham?

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I first heard the joke with a Spaniard.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's definitely an old joke about Africans. It's not Not that.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, if it helps at all, The Sisko certainly isn't laughing.

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Sisko was pretty aware that even in the 24th century the history of institutional racism was something to be aware of. Big part of not(1

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Initially going to the Vegas program in the holosuites. (2

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"The man loves me. It's written all over his back."

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Upvote DS9, always.

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I love star trek, but I bounced off DS9 for some reason. I'll give it another shot.

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Especially the DS9.

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I never watched DS9 fully. I've seen episodes here and there, when they came first out.Almost done with s7 of TNG, this is next. Can't wait.

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I’d say ds9 was the better series.

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It is my belief that it is one of the best shows ever made, let alone the best Star Trek.

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Youll appreciate ds9, im rewatching tng soon and ds9 after.

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Uh-oh, not this again

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Oh God, not you. I can't stay here.

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"Ah, crunch bird my ass."

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Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on it's back.

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I always wanted to see a species that had an aversion to Ferengi because Ferengi tried to sell them something small and furry which they 1/

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heard the species liked because they're cute. Turns out they sold them tarantulas not realizing it's far from what they liked. 2/2

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Told a species they were selling earth cats as furry pets. Actually gave them a few crates of tribbles instead of cats.

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This was a sad episode ?

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Lol wtf?

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I never liked the way starships blow up. It is always in sections, although it should...sorry, I lost interest.

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BSG did this fairly well: v

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I, too, have Scottish existential crises.

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I usually just tell people to message me cuz I'm on my final strike with posting it. Lmao

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Well now I'm curious.

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45 button presses on a keyboard to model transparent aluminum. Seems like that guy had a pretty advanced system to begin with

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Hey! Your link goes to me! Hooray! I didn't have to test my luck this time!

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I'll remember you fondly dear friend

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Ride eternal my friend. shinny and chrome.

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Jakisall, the hero at 2.02pm Central time!

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WITNESSED

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44mins and counting.

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Witnessed!

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I've finally actually seen it now! How underwhelming!

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The meme is better than the gif, yes

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6 minutes witnessed! Shiny and chrome!

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His name was @Jakisall. Deleted at 1 hour, to Valhalla they ride eternal!

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Witnessed! 13minutes, ride eternal, shiny, and chrome!

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30 minutes and strong. RESAC!

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His name was @jakisall

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