happiesthedgehog
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Mar 26, 2020 5:58 AM
happiesthedgehog
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Ouroborus
*reads one about turning head* *turns head to left. 'huh, that works' *turns head to right just a bit too fast* 'OW fuck!'
jbot5k
The sheep that give us steel wool have no natural predators
ScabbyDonkey
#1 "Call a boopulance"
dale3887
The knights and knaves ptsd from discrete math is real
magentasponge
Creamy. That’s a cat name I never heard before.
StressedPolyp
thank you tiny snorlax
ScarecrowSticks
Li0nc0urt
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renderthefat
There were just too many words for me in this dump, I’m too drunk for that many reading
witchykitchen
I'm sorry Creamy, but I'm my defense I just woke up
kompressor7411
Wasted 4 minutes of my life reading this list of seriously unfunny memes...you should be ashamed.
happiesthedgehog
Ya know, if you don’t like em, ya don’t have to read em. Telling me I should be ashamed when it brings me (and apparently others) joy is low
snoffler
Dummy thicc stealy bois always gets me. Boops, boops boops was new to me though. Well done. Keep em coming
jelisaveta
For some reason the phrase "dummy thicc stealy boys" has so much of a Danny Gonzalez vibe
Midgarmerc
#4 I literally keep around like 2 big cardboard boxes cause they're pretty sturdy and I can put stuff one them
Midgarmerc
I can even put stuff ON them
QualityPotates
I hate to ruin it for anyone, but the Boops fish is pronounced as "bo-ops."
AlienWhoFoundElonsCar
THEIR TEETH COULD NOT PENETRATE THE FLOOF is my favourite statement of all time
Nurucio
It isn't true at all though, zero wolves in New Zealand. That's Shrek the Sheep.
fascotor
My friend would like to have the batman and robin one explained. Anyone?
Shibre
Robin had a misunderstanding about which Bat-Mobile he was talking about.
IordNeko
My god, thank you. I couldn't for the life of me remember what that crib toy was called.
WisconsinHome
Please add Funny No Covid tag! Hoping it catches on
unicyclemaverick
Zing
WisconsinHome
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happiesthedgehog
Added!
WisconsinHome
Ok now follow that tag please!
WisconsinHome
Thanks!!!
johnnyratbastard
The sheep’s name was shrek, and he lived in New Zealand. No wolves in New Zealand.
fascotor
Thanks, confirms my suspicions. How would anyone know that the wolves attacked but failed? Bite marks on the fur???
moonshadowkati
Also the guy showing the cat the chonk chart isn't a vet, just the cat's owner.
johnnyratbastard
Myth bustin!
Telruin
Technically it's just a counter claim.
Sina117
Soup’s The Ultimate Food? STUF?
Telruin
Soup's The Fltimate Uood!
AHeatonWriter
Soup, then fucking Udon
StarkRG
Like how UTC stands for "Coordinated Universal Time", it's a translation from French, but the initialism stays the same.
CuddleFlips
In French it's "Temps Universel Coordonné".
StarkRG
Lol, apparently there was a disagreement: English wanted CUT and French wanted TUC, the compromise was UTC which STANDS FOR NOTHING.