We were out one day and I spotted a woman who looked like she had paint stripes for eyebrows. My wife spotted her also. I mumbled under my breath, "Ma'am, step away from the magic marker, no-one needs to get hurt" My wife almost peed herself laughing. That saying became a catchphrase in our household.
Some women feel like their eyebrows are too pale, too thin, too heavy, or misshapen. They might pluck or shave them to shape them, use makeup to fill them in, or shave or wax them and draw them on with makeup because they feel happier with themselves that way.
Dude, my nieces have shown me filters that, (in real time) make you old, a toddler, change gender, make you ‘prettier,’ a Disney princess and even a bunny.
Her whole behaviour makes me think she's probably a growth impaired girl who might be around maybe 14-16 years old. I might be wrong, but that's the impression I'm getting. (Remember Hasbullah?!)
Brokengoat
reminds me of the latest the other side comic
DorgEndo
May that child keep their joy and whimsy with make up funs
Iamnotawildturkey
the raised eyebrow! LOL
Nnoodles
Don't they do that to show that they've murdered someone? Pretty sure that's the thing....
V65ozzie
We were out one day and I spotted a woman who looked like she had paint stripes for eyebrows. My wife spotted her also. I mumbled under my breath, "Ma'am, step away from the magic marker, no-one needs to get hurt" My wife almost peed herself laughing. That saying became a catchphrase in our household.
IToldYouSo1
😍
UraniumMan
Someoneisinmyhead
Reminds me of the Nazi kid from Eurotrip
q2grapple
So a beauty mark/mole, a prison teardrop, and a bindi. Very … something something…
macgerdo
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."
xETM
Married murdering model?
skipweasel
Niagaran
For a few seconds, I thought she was serious about it. 😬
IToldYouSo1
🤣
kimwimgoddess
Her very genuine smile at the end does it for me. :-)
Twinklepot
Obviously she should have used a slide rule
cenfou2tout
Cybertruck eyebrow !
LittleBuddyBeni
maybe because i have no experience with or knowledge of makeup and no female in my life actually draws on their eyebrows. what's the deal?
HermitBean
The deal is none of your beeswax
Equinox13
Some women feel like their eyebrows are too pale, too thin, too heavy, or misshapen. They might pluck or shave them to shape them, use makeup to fill them in, or shave or wax them and draw them on with makeup because they feel happier with themselves that way.
qwertylesh
johncooper8t67
This sent me to the moon! 🤣
IToldYouSo1
😍
masteryoplait
Oh that explains the kids motor controls seeming too adult like.
myvo
?! What are you talking about. He’s re-enacting it!
masteryoplait
Oh I misunderstood. I thought he was using a kid filter. Sorry, I’m dumb.
BrokenTimeMachine
Kid filter!? I don't post selfies very often, but wtf.
masteryoplait
Dude, my nieces have shown me filters that, (in real time) make you old, a toddler, change gender, make you ‘prettier,’ a Disney princess and even a bunny.
homoerection
You’re not dumb. Honest mistake
masteryoplait
Thx!
Archmesis
I don't know why, but I'm a bit suspicious of any child, with that amount of fine motor control.
hippocampus
Her whole behaviour makes me think she's probably a growth impaired girl who might be around maybe 14-16 years old. I might be wrong, but that's the impression I'm getting. (Remember Hasbullah?!)
Acc87
maybe kids in India just don't spend all day in front of a screen, and learn this control earlier
Acc87
I guess I triggered at least 21 obese Americans
masteryoplait
You were right! See #qwertylesh comment around here.
dreammer243
Doesn't seem so.
masteryoplait
Yeah I think I got it wrong thinking it was an adult with a filter. Sorry for the misinformation.
dreammer243