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eatmyass121
same
barfburger
said every imgurian ever
BeerBatteredandBold
Fuck....that took me somewhere I didn't want to be.
TheFemaleRonSwanson
This is so on point.
fulcrims
you told me it was to wash your special part as fast as you can.
nattfilm
I lost both my jobs in a period of 1.5 weeks. I have no savings because this is the first time ive worked full time since dropping out 1/2
IToldTheTruth
My favorite hobby is standing in the shower and thinking about complex thoughts instead of actually showering
ItTickles
so waterboarding isn't so bad after all then!
Mynamesnotcool
._.
donmcc
Have you ever sat under a waterfall? People who do probably wish they had a house.
cornpopwasabaddude
Like in Robin Hood, right? Right, Robin Hood?
jermwithaj
Man, and I always thought I was regrettably weird. Turns out there are many of us. Thank you.
restoredsoul76
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls
TheFemaleRonSwanson
This is so on point.
veganoverlord
When I was a boy I didn’t even have a shower. I had to stand under a peeing hobo
popculturella
I stare at the water hitting my hands. I don't even think about anything; it's just so calming.
Pjnla
Every try model cars, or motorcycles, or skateboarding, or just about anything else can can bring you some joy?
TheFemaleRonSwanson
This is so on point.
SuperCerealManBearPig
Well at least it isn't a golden shower. Could be worse.
Thegreatjewdini
That would be better ;)
Bubblemouth
I like to position my head where the water floods my ears and I can close my eyes and concentrate on the bliss that is warmth and silence
flack9099
Do you not pay for hot water and water?
jetl0cke
Water in my ears makes me severely anxious. I don't know how you do it.
RSNBLMAN
Just stick to the rivers and the streams that you're used to
iamthisguy247
Good ol' Jason Waterfalls.
focusundrunkes
Tender lovin' care I loved that band.
MrPorcupine
Ah, Jason Waterfalls. I, too, thought he was the man who should not go.
SCLane2005
This is literally what I am doing while reading this.
eatmyass121
is your phone waterproof
SCLane2005
Of course. GS5
nikesandsex
My sex drive has gone completely out the window, like a month ago. Feel bad for my fiancé, and myself. And i can't even sit in my shower..
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nikesandsex
Aah, that's true, you magnificent bastard. Gave me a laugh, thanks mate!
MichaeIJCaboose
I know that feel. A month ago I was all down for a romp. Now I just wake up and resent the world.
nikesandsex
It's so boriiiing, sex is fun and exciting, now everything is blah. I think it's winter depression...
StillbornGod
Did you get on the pill? That happened to my GF, her sex drive was butchered until she quit the pill. Ignore me if you know the reason.
nikesandsex
I quit it a week ago for a lot of reasons, this included. Hope it comes back soon! Cuz right now I have no fucks to give. Literally.
TipsyCareBear
I'm two weeks behind on my writing and my editor is so far up my ass I think my insurance could bill her. The shower and imgur are my escape
krstofor
I finished my book while sitting in the shower. And I had just masturbated.
ACatNamedVirtute
Its ok I have 2 mix/master projects and a post production deadline all within the next two weeks. We're both a tad bit fucked.
TipsyCareBear
May the Force be with you, *hugs*
Ravenclawlady
What's the name of your book?
thealwayswandering
Any suggestions for someone who wants to be a writer? Especially with motivation...
TipsyCareBear
Sure, feel free to PM me anytime, it would be way easier than having a 140ct convo on this thread lol.
Jessicoon
I'm recovering from a bad wreck and taking care of my mom who found out 2 days before Christmas that she has non curable pancreatic Cancer
sonofAndrew
You paint with words. Keep up the good work!
TipsyCareBear
Thanks so much! Sometimes I feel like I'm barely using a Crayola crayon, but I really appreciate you!
Aibell125
Getting published was the first time I ever had a panic attack. And I had them daily. Yay for achieving life dreams
TipsyCareBear
My last book release was the most stressful thing I've ever been through. I stayed up for over 24 hours and it was non stop work and action
TipsyCareBear
My last book release was the most stressful thing I've ever been through. I stayed up for over 24 hours and it was non stop work and action
TipsyCareBear
My last book release was the most stressful thing I've ever been through. I stayed up for over 24 hours and it was non stop work and action
TipsyCareBear
Author life ain't no joke, I hope it's gotten better for you, *Internet hugs*
Aibell125
Book has been out for less than a year, but it's done. I'm still debating a second one...
standardbasicbitch
yea, hi, i think we're the same person
Ravenclawlady
What's the name of your book?
TipsyCareBear
Really?!?! Another author on imgur, how cool! Glad to meet you :)
SteakBabies
Noooo now's not the time get back to writing! Lol
QuantumCaffeine
*ninja hug* in case it helps. :)
TipsyCareBear
That's pretty funny because I call my personal assistant Ninja. Thanks a lot kind imgurian!!!
QuantumCaffeine
Really? Awesome! Everyone should have a personal ninja. :) You're welcome; I only write for "fun" but still stress, so I get it. Good luck!
TipsyCareBear
Hell yeah they should, she's awesome, and yes, stress upon stress haha. Thanks a lot though! *hugs*
QuantumCaffeine
Yes, I never know why I do this to myself until it's done and it's suddenly worth it. ;) You can do it! *hugs back*