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Feb 18, 2022 2:47 AM
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copingcabana
Meep meep, motherfucker
eratosthenesearth
If you get a mystery package from some Acme Co., be careful.
Higure
Go read about the Brazilian aardvark. Funny story with a cautionary tale about a huge weakness of Wikipedia.
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
Still not as wrong as the guy who discovered "Bald-tailed Squirrels" in NYC
ValamirCleaver
Did you name it Wild E.? /s
Xaldyn
Coyotes actually make pretty good pets as far as non-domesticated animals go.
Ploty
But oh what a beauty
dundeeisdrunk
Sometimes I’m stupid enough to hold the upvote button to try and laugh react like it’s Facebook. This was one of those times
OneCrunchMan
Honey I’m taking the dog for a walk
PineappleLoopsBroether
That’s hilarious
Imadethisaccounttopost
I'll take one!
jl2t17ilra8m17c
People shouldn't simply give Drugs, even Over-The-Counter types to Animals, cause humans & animals' biological 1/2
jl2t17ilra8m17c
systems are different & there are Side-Effects. 2/2
Xaldyn
First of all, it's a joke. It's not real. And second, benadryl is just as safe to give to dogs as it is for us to take.
OliverClothesoff70
Coyotes are excellent pets, unless you’re a Roadrunner.
DespiseEveryone
They tend to be expensive to keep with all their needs from the Acme company.
HelpfulCorn
The mystery canine in Pittsburgh was found to be a coyote after DNA testing. They suspected after it broke out of its cage, ate the window 1
MCNewYorkLives
Did they also piece out together after noticing all the ACME boxes and the realistic tunnel drawing on the wall?
SoItGoesQuarantineEdition
Super Genius
HelpfulCorn
Seal, and opened the window and escaped through it 2
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
Told them they should let a navy seal guard it, but they wouldn't listen....
tzahtman
Coyote wouldn't maul you it would play a trick on you. Like putting your hand in warm water while you sleep.
SeeJenJen
Dropping an anvil on your head? Trying to tie you to a rocket with rope?
admeaz0123
Or setting your clocks an hour behind
DespiseEveryone
It would end up tricking itself however, I seen the documentaries.
boobsalot
Documentaries .lol
Raenon
Or painting a convincing tunnel on a wall so you run into it.
NefariousGoop
You're thinking of a chaparral cock
JCBalance
How wily
djcrueller
Benadryl Calmingbatch
SheeshNation
Benefits Lumberjacks
gaiidraws2
Beneficial cucumber
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
Benadryl Calmingbitch*
Jaqdakloun
Loved him in...well, everything.
souleater2847
Balisun Curialpatch
Captainawesomething
No-one has put Benadryl Calmingbitch... have I missed something?
ProbablyHolly
You mean blueberry cabbagepatch.
kackied
Benadryl Calmingbark
0570
*Calmingsnatch
ErniesWidow
Bandersnatch Cummerbund
SonvaCumberbatch
Blunderbus Crumplesnatch
BillHaleyandhisComments
Bigdick cummingback.
Apothecarius
Bangarang Quietsnatch
lovelywhelp
SugarSmack
Bumbleding Cumbersquatch
beanobush
Bendydick cumonbapps
jdcream
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
*crunch*
Yakatakaplah
What's this from?
Darzharm
He plays Khan
Darzharm
Star Trek: Into Darkness iirc
DonWrigley
Didn’t he play Dr. Strange?
BattleSalad
You mean Mister Doctor
GlennS89
“That is Strange”
PutItInNeutral
Maybe. Who am I to Judge?
scoutMoonDiver
No. That was Butternut Krinklefries
surprisedDea
Oh, wasn’t he the dragon in “The Hobbit”?
scoutMoonDiver
Yep