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Feb 12, 2021 10:56 PM
TheRainbowegoSweet007
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MeasuredByFive
Where are you that there is a threat of snakes INDOORS ??
derpdiggins
I can not imagine sleeping in pantyhose/footed tights.
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
Her anaconda don't want none.
jupitermonkey
why? her anaconda broke
slinkhi
He was jealous her trouser snake was bigger.
OGymruOGymro
*slide whistle*
LovelyMover
Tbf I thought she’d been attacked by snakes lookin at the POC. Those tights are horrifying
Gremlynn4023
I honestly would more than likely do this. Snakes are my deep primal fear.
pjm82
It's an evolutionary trait. People who aren't scared of snakes are broken and wrong
longdanz
Good coverup. My wife was also dressed like a snake
kickoat
JarJarBinksKisser
QWERTY1219
uuum how??? those are sum fuckin strong bones
meutyghggg
WillieAndMartinHandcartCompanies
Friends like these, huh Gary?
juicybunny
this reminds me of home alone 3, the rat in the pants scene... with the crowbar
BootyEaterSince1980
Fuckouttahere
Darksnider05
Instincts kicked right in.
batmanisreal88
Alsoashley
And that wife’s name? Albert Einstein.
YaBigGaymo
Footloose
anotherIngloriousHandle
risky, not risque
KMSiwannadie
God awful
SometimesIdontwanttolaugh
Source?
thekidwashere
Oh snap!
TheMajinVegeta
Endocrom
Sure are a lot of snakes in that pet shop. Lot of Pee Wees too.
doody639
With all the blood, did he shoot it?
MaraSovsFeet
Those are hot tho
gtollie
Happy Valentine’s Day !!
oldpotatoes
Doubt intensifies
IbecomeaSchnitzelplease
I just wet myself laughing.
quademan47
That doesn't even look like a woman's foot.
MoreAshyThanLarry
Cinderella she's not.
Metalhead47
Well, it’s probably just a tad swollen...
Paraphrast
It looks like a mash up...of 2 different feet.
Phyushin
i think thats why her husband broke it :P
Syaoron
The story is fake, however with that much trauma the foot would be swollen as hell. So it wouldn't "look like a woman's foot" it would look
Syaoron
Lile that
BigBullsFan
I lile how you finished that thought.
BigBag0Crabs
bsmithwins
It’s a Vietnamese man’s foot
Jokerthehulk
Can you send me some photos of real women’s feet so I can compare?
nyssacat373
Nice try son...
bamcobra
Calm down, son.
Jokerthehulk
DukeDarkwood
I didn't know Quentin Tarantino was an imgurian, but here you outed yourself.
Jokerthehulk
ebonyfaery
Are you my boyfriend
Yoyorazer
Jokerthehulk
AgentPothead
Funny but not true. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/snake-pajamas-injury/
EroticZombiePants
Well it least it wasn't linked to a spouse abuse cover-up.
WhiteIce2112
Figured, the way the foot on the right was damaged seemed highly unlikely for what could have went down
Mercurybird
Ah!! Thanks. Almost upvoted the post. You get my +1 now
frankierizzo0351
The snake at the beginning of your article looks like a happy little doofus, it's great.
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
KingCornish
I hate fake jokes, so thank you.
wadatahmydamie
A horse didn’t really walk into a bar :(
KainWhisper
He trotted.
dudeontheflyingrock
its the internet, nothings true
DukeDarkwood
That's not true!
Ribb
Is it true that nothing is true?
jrblast
It's like that riddle with the brothers and one only speaks lies but the other only shares memes.
Nippledeepinahorse
Takethejump
You never heard the phrase "too good a story to fact check"?
TrynaHelp
I much prefer knowing the truth about this story than how much I enjoyed it thinking it was true
HedonistBeard
I have! It's commonly said by the worst kind of people.
Naramumu
Hey party pooper who poops at party, we don't need your kind here.
AgentPothead
Damn bro. That hurts. Right here in the feels. No wait, I think that's my butt.
graehall
My first reaction reading the post was that it was likely made up, so I came to the comments to see if someone had checked. +1 @AgentPothead
LCMcG
Yeah, what the harm in believing things that aren't true? /Q
andstabitdead
Yeah not like it’s a capital offense or something /Q
LespritDeLescalier22
I mean, what could go wrong?
Jopler420
wait. where do they live that a giant ass snake in the bed is even a possibility?
Gremlynn4023
Literally anywhere dude. Escaped / abandoned pets.
goodisunpopular
Probably Australia
Dragonfury5
I'm in Texas and we once had a fucking like 7-10 foot snake in our trash can INSIDE our pantry. It slithered out into the open area where 1/
Dragonfury5
/2 the water heater was, and then down underneath the house. It was a rental home, so lots of exposed holes and shit. Mom SCREAMED
DukeDarkwood
To add to the others.... Florida (like so many things in life). Back in the 70s, Burmese pythons were for some reason an exotic pet fad, for
DukeDarkwood
a while, until owners realized it's not really fun to actually care for an exotic animal. At which point many were released into the wild.
DukeDarkwood
Now, I don't know if this pet fad was exclusive to Florida, but Florida was uniquely suited in providing the loosed snakes a perfect habitat
DukeDarkwood
to thrive in. And they did, very much so. It got to the point where bounties were offered for bringing Burmese pythons in, because - as is
DukeDarkwood
the case with many invasive species - they were wrecking the ecosystem for other animals. As far as I know, there are STILL too many of them