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Aqua glass blade with silver nylon.
Screen glass karambit knife
Plate glass knife
Opal glass
Ice blade made from plate glass
Hornstone knives + white tail deer antler handles.
Obsidian Hatchet with cholla cactus handle + crow feather.
Credit :
https://www.instagram.com/stonechipper
Gorillionare
This some of the coolest fucking shit goddamn
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
Those are crysknives made from sandworm teeth, don't lie to me
buggme
I'll share some of my older work here... This is glass window and duct tape.
Ocolura
Not the poop knife.
parKing72
That hatchet is amazing
ChopSake
ManByTechnicality
These are some fancy ass poop knives
SonOfKazar
I can finally kill that jackass Mistborn neighbour of mine.
karlbadmanners
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HollowHemispheres
Perfect for mistborn.
ThePoopDoctor
AlmightyBeanerdude
Perfect for a poop knife
UltraFyre
Do you wipe your ass with a knife? That's metal, man.
StabbyMcKnifefight
Turdsandwich10
now that's a knife to slice poop with!
allhaildezdonuts
Not quite what I pictured the poop knife as
Flossugar
Looks like you're all set to kill some white walkers.
DrKriegersClone
Or an enemy mistborn
KhajiitIsPleased
I feel like some bad edge alignment will severely fuck up your hand and your knife
IHeartTacoTuesdays
Everyone has a poop knife tonight.
DarkSock
TSA agents hate him...
Flyndaran
Like they could find metal knives any easier.
MajorBashflack
And thats why we have body-scanners on the airports..
MontanasFinest
superiorninja
Wait, which episode of GOT is this?
DrSharkbite
gamemythrone
exactly
TheRicM
noreasonneeded
This needs to be to comment lol
ArkOfCat
Why is grampa naked and outside in -20 weather? Is he off his meds again?
Hammertulski
Looking for that fuckin’ reindeer what ran down Grandma last month.
saladsaladsalad
I like how you have your tools in the back of #3. Rocks, some bones, a bee hive.
shadowkap1
Its Far Cry all over again
RazielShapeshifter
The bees do all the really hard work, mostly making the honey for his wounds.
bronypokey6918
I see what looks like a wasp nest
kokisato
Your work is amazing
SharkDoctor
These are beautiful
baxtothefuture
Is that the poop knife I’ve been hearing so much about?
CoreyKeys
Mistborn
onthe6ball
we'll give these cow bones 3 chops to test the strength of your weapon.
MarcoPoloOnPollo
Before moving to a ratchet strap slice to test your edge retention.
LordMeatManz
Meatwalls
I love that show. The passion and skill of the smiths is just so entrancing. I dunno how valid the tests are of the blades strength is tho.
ChaseThePyro
It's cool, but unfair sometimes. You get steel suited to make a blade, but YOU get steel cable. Have fun!
Cornflakes91
urgh... you are always so... primitve...
Cornflakes91
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UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
I wonder which is his poop knife.
Ryanator50
probably the axe. you'd want a long handle to cut shits in the shitty water
JohnnyUtahFBI
Circlelurk
RaynebowDeathtrap
What reference?
InkedInOttawa
I actuAlly thought "oh god why is he holding that side of the poop knife"
PhotosStealSouls
that poop knife was used wrong. that was used to cut cow chips
dauntlessds
Goddamn what a fresh reference.
RaynebowDeathtrap
What reference? And don't be a dick about it.
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RaynebowDeathtrap
Your honestly super cool for doing this. So many others would have just said, "You don't know about poop knife?"
BigFckingRocket
Sick reference bro
RaynebowDeathtrap
Without being a dick, can someone explain this reference? Is it like finger boxes all over again?
TimeToGetGetSchwiftyInHere
TheDespot
Reference to what?
TehStoner
To the poop knife
BababaMoooya1
Not in the club i aee
drezrale
Yes, but can they cut things?
darkraix
meatshieldxxl
Ceramics hold an edge better than metal but theyre sensitive to impact so, yes but not anything that hard
Flyndaran
Perhaps we should tell you about the stone age. People made knives back then and they cut things.
TrombeOverride
If Ultima taught me anything, they can cut anything (including Lord British when he is asleep). But only once.
shadowforcey
Glass can be sharp yes.
Ryanator50
a wood knife can cut stuff, so these certainly can
LordMeatManz
Bat can they do this
McDonaldsSweetTea
TheTimeless
My dad watches that show religiously, I watched it with him once and found out I am more into blacksmithing than I thought I was.
dpatrick1a
Lol. I've watched that show.
itsapirateslifeforme
This is possibly the most addictive show on TV, I cannot flick past it.
McDonaldsSweetTea
As soon as I posted this I had to find it on demand glad others underwood the reference.
TharrickLawson
What show?
McDonaldsSweetTea
Forged in Fire
TharrickLawson
Sweet, cheers
TechnicallyInsane
They cut very, very well. But they lose their edge fairly quickly. Obsidian can actually have an edge only nano-meters thick.
NeutrallyChaotic
If I recall obsidian blades can cut through DNA.
KyleBeach
also if used as a weapon they can be alot deadlier long term. You cut somebody with an obsidian blade and they lived? Decent chance tiny bit
KyleBeach
chipped off inside and that persons wound can get awful from repeated laceration.
TechnicallyInsane
if you wanna knife that does more damage than the initial wound you can just use a poop knife.
xComputer
Hedge your bet and use an obsidian poop knife
FreezeTheBallsOffABrassMonkey
Really? I would think ceramic knives would hold an edge much better than metal. Being harder and all
TechnicallyInsane
Obsidian is more like volcanic glass than ceramic.
Temenos
The harder, the sharper but also a lot more brittle and chip faster
FreezeTheBallsOffABrassMonkey
More prone to chip but not to dull the edge in the sense of how a medal edge would dull because it has some elasticity
HoneNathan
But... Obsidian isn't metal...
thePyromanic
Neither is ceramic
HoneNathan
Yeah but we were talking about Obsidian. So questioning the statement that Obsidian could have a nano edge, by comparing ceramic to metal =?
thiswillonlyhurtabit
Glass and obsidian were used as scalpels in earlier times
blacksteve
ACKSHUALLY.... obsidian IS glass.
sevrono
Some doctors make them for surgery being performed on themselves (by another surgeon)
hoosiergirl
But would it work on a hatchet? Would it break if swing very hard.
MadDrDrillBit
I'm pretty sure its for skulls, but it is a rock after all so probably more durable than one might assume
Millsslslsls
rocks are hard but brittle, it will chip with every swing you take and be dull in 30 minutes
KjTheLightning
it's technically vulcanic glass so i wouldn't really call i ta rock...
mokisaur
Obsidian is still used today, actually. It's one of the thinnest and sharpest materials you can make a blade from.
alkerone
The macuahuitl comes to mind. Spiked bat's badass older cousin
AfKFiNiTe
Yes but if I remember right, it's a one use only material. Otherwise you risk getting flakes of it in the body.
mokisaur
Yup, the main downfall is it's extremely brittle to lateral pressure. There are some surgeons out there who use it, though.
yourmumiswatchingthinkbeforeyoupost
https://instagram.com/p/BUiOG24jJVV/. You tell me
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Btw, those hornstone knives look amazing.
HamburglingMustache
Nope
RHFiesling
that´s aweful footwork.
Kopar
While you were eating watermelon, I was studying how to make glass blades
arkangelbb
I'll take that as a no.
dbrsong
You could sharpen a piece of hardened plastic or wood and get through a watermelon. So I'm still unresolved.
KabieRhalgr
Neat.
CAW0139
That build up though
HamburglingMustache
But interested very much so in the aqua glass. Durability?
ACallofDemon
Noice
panksero
Horrible way to test a knife's cutting edge, or sharpness.
Nize426
Was expecting a newspaper slice test.
panksero
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Impressive. But with that swing, you could have also chopped it in half with your hand. Are they sharp enough to carve things with too?
Gonnaderpya
Ya I wanna see some fucker lazily swing a knife/sword to slice shit not going balls out
BlindGardener
Physics don't work like that.
Caramster
There is a clip in his gallery where he's cutting up meat with a glass knife.
LordFancington
Big deal. Watermelons are soft. If you can cut down an orc in one swing then I'll buy.
ciiral
These only do 1d4 damage and orcs have 15 health. So at its best it can take an orc in 4 swings.
RalinStorm
What about the obsidian blade?
ciiral
It would do 1d6 damage. Hand-axes are slightly better than daggers. So at best 3 swings.