4EVAGUNNER
2007
45
8
Apr 29, 2020 4:03 PM
4EVAGUNNER
2007
45
8
LostSailor
Just poop on a scale like a normal person.
RickCaptain
Must have!
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dexter1970247
Ahhhh.... One of those density vs volume kind of people....
HtNrN
the dump-o-meter if you will
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
I think a regular scale would do this too.
RickCaptain
...or a banana
powerwagondontcare
Hutchy01
Ron's a goddamn legend.
EricPisch
4lbs
4EVAGUNNER
Precisely ? No Ozs ?
EricPisch
Is that not enough.?
DimensionalShambler
An infrared beam across the seat opening would allow you to measure turd dimensions and exit velocity etc.
CptBoomBoom
Where is the link to your Kickstarter?
Reaganitelevinite
Great idea.
misterflibbertyjibbet
and a timer to tell you to stop looking at memes, wipe, flush, wash hands, and get out of the bathroom
4EVAGUNNER
Set at 20 mins . . . .
widiwi
for the tazer to go off.
Harryteeters
Ain't no toilet seat gonna tell me to stop lookin at memes
nanoman273
I’ll stop my shit just to get up and tell it to shut the fuck up