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#amazon #jeff_bezos #comic #funny
Feb 5, 2022 12:14 PM
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#amazon #jeff_bezos #comic #funny
Shaodyn
"You're so much of a dick that you even look like one from a distance."
motherhand
Yes definately yes
redditmcredditface
you can bet one of his henchmen programed Alexa to give him affirming statements
rusty287
ptmc
Bezos Pays To Dismantle Historic Bridge To Sail His Mega-Yacht
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Texa_wpebI
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
That thing he's on looks tiny. Is that the lifeboat from his actual yacht?
HariboHeadhunter
I don't like these, because while it's a little cathartic to imagine, he and those like him would never ever 2nd guess themselves that way
DarkHollowDulcimers
pr3viso
According to general opinion, yes.
gooftroop
Come on Jeffery, you can do it. Pave the way put your back into it. Tell us why. Show us how. Look at where you came from, look at you now.
gooftroop
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet, amateurs can fucking suck it. Fuck their wives, drink their blood. Come on Jeff, GET EM!!!
CGWN
All while his ex wife is off finding good causes to donate to.
PeterTried
Afraid the mast is a lot taller on Bezos’ ship. Times 3.
Becker37
He knows exactly what he's doing so don't think for a moment that he's anything but a fucking monster.
bydand724
JoeT85
I'm not even mad at him for having a giant bag of money, it's that amazon is indifferent to the workers, from the top down. He's tone deaf.
jeepmare
I am unfamiliar with this meme
Hiboredimdad
"Shuffling songs by the beatles"
DeadnCold
Yes Jeffrey. The biggest.
ElbowDeepInAKoala
I hope his boat sinks with him and all the other billionaires in the world on it
Eleshar24
*the "always has been" reaction pic with one astronaut about to shoot the other*
PastaLaPizzaBaby
PoliticalWanderer
Good old Bozos the Clown.
edevolt
but he does look like dick head.
Darprice
If you have to ask, you already know. If you don’t feel like you have to ask, you definitely should.
HorseonaBike
Alexa - 'Technically you're a huge bag of tiny dicks'
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
Asking this question requires a level of self awareness he probably does not have
statelessnfaithless
LifeProTip: Horrible people aren't interested in becoming better people
Superhereaux
Can confirm. Source: horrible person
MisterBrahanovich
Fake news, he doesn’t care
FaithAlone
This and/or everyone around him are fluffers and never ever tell him no
TransAtheistMinister
He's a sociopath, of course he doesn't care.
TheS4ndm4n
He might care if he's the biggest dick.
mroranges
He definitely doesn't use an Alexa
jwillr86
Yes he does and he should release her.
dontmindmeimjustthecook
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.huffpost.com/entry/jeff-bezos-yacht-bridge-netherlands_n_61fc3889e4b0725faac721aa/amp
jesuscloseyoureyes
God that is depressing
domillomew
it's depressing that a city would agree beforehand to allow a bridge to be partially and temporarily dismantled because it brings a bunch -
adiving
You'd think the city would remember such a deal if it made it.
domillomew
of jobs and money to the city? yeah so tragic...
dorpjorp
His employees are on welfare while he is building gigantic dirty ships that poison the oceans. Fuck him.
Needanameffs
Well let's be honest here and say that there is nothing democratic about this and last I checked Holland is still a democracy -
domillomew
are you legitimately trying to argue that democratically elected officials making decisions without polling the populace isn't democracy?
domillomew
jesus fucking christ.........
Needanameffs
But also the fact that you have the money does not mean you should get away with buying your privileges. Start by paying and treating your -
Needanameffs
Workers like human beings and I wouldn't even give a shit about the bridge