DurzoBlint101
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Aug 8, 2017 10:05 PM
DurzoBlint101
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BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
Til turbulence at 30k ft is instantly deadly
mineoc
Yikes. Only the last one looks safe. But then again: No risk, no fun...
IWantToSeeYourBones
They are talking about sex budy not teaching you how to buckle up.
naws
Okay Drax......
VisofSer
And only 1 of 3 works. Good message, bad image.
filthytank
In terms of making more seat belts that's technically true ♂️
Xomas
I am all for homosexuality, but I also like to be safe on an airplane.
level5detentionblockAA23
Just tie them together like Jeff goldbloom in Jurassic Park
CrashX23
Just wear a condom.
Obietrice
Ha.
ArtsAndDrafts
Haven't you seen Jurassic park? Dr. Grant knew what to do on the helicopter. Preserving life finds a way, man.
5xAcademyAwardWinnerKirkLazarus
This scene was actually a pretty brilliant metaphor. Grant picks up 2 seatbelt ends which are both female, and ends up tying them (1/2)
5xAcademyAwardWinnerKirkLazarus
together to make it work, because life finds a way. We later learn that while all the animals were originally female, nature found a way
Jezzbob
Someone reads cracked articles I see ????
ArtsAndDrafts
Oh shit. I swear the eyeholes weren't mine! I was holding them for a friend!