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Irishda
"This time people actually were dancing on rooftops in Jersey"
cronkey
Didn’t Michael Moore do this first?
Zhopa101
Thanks OP I didn’t get it
DaveSamsonite
That was his point and a joke.
rossonerinho
i woke up on my birthday four years ago to the worst news of my life. today feels much better.
s9t8e7g6
goflyblind
C141Clay
GinOClock
DAY/MONTH/YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS
phuzz00
Or YYYY/MM/DD like the Japanese, easier to sort filenames that way.
PlankTableGo
When he holds on to power despite the election, it's going to be another 9/11 feeling.
Velorex
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jadejong
Celebrate like octopi on ecstasy America, you deserve it!
TantiTRI
11/9. another day never to forget
SonneDoom
DamascusFire
It's 9/11 in the rest of the world, right..?
phuzz00
If you called it "Nine Eleven" people would know what you mean, but basically everywhere else uses DD/MM/YY. In the UK it's September the 11
TheNextFreud
Guess american as of recently
hattiesburglar
Michael Moore’s movie 11/9 is about the day Trump won in 2016.
Obeaur
Year-month-day or day-month-year. Not month-day-year, year-day-month, or day-year-month. Ok?
mooglemoogle
I usually hate when people black out Twitter handles. But this is a case where you maybe should have. It’s a private account
leodavinci1
Cue Twilight Zone theme.
thelonepunman
But you watched it a day after it aired, and that was a day after it was taped, so....
criickyO
John Oliver planned 11/9
ImMayorBee
EamonDooley
Drugs help fitting everything together, just so, ?
Wankathon
It's 9/11 everywhere except America
ImMayorBee
Hashbrown123
No, in some places it is 10/11 already.
StSycho
Reminds me that couple years ago on 9/11 I was on a flight from MIA to HEL
TheresParticleTheoryInMySoup
Wasn’t it 7-11?
mcoulter876
That’s what I’m saying. It happened on 11/7. Not sure why this has so many upvotes. Weird.
BeanMugged
That was a part-time job
Dahliaisahedgehog
howcanmirrorsbereal
Youre brilliant
Boobooblah
Fun fact. John Oliver was a university chum of Richard Ayoade (Moss from I.T Crowd). John Oliver isn't well known in the UK.
phuzz00
He's quite well known (and we can get the Daily show over here), but I guess probably not as well known as on the other side of the pond.
IPlayWithFire
November is suposed to be the 9th month its right in its name so really novemebr 11th is 9/11 but in britain its 11/9 its all fucked
BeanMugged
I thinks it more most people are aware what month it is, it's the days that change at a 30:1 ratio. So it makes sense to have the day first.
Puolitettupuolituttu
And December is the 10th month, it's right there in the name.
snikpmupgnihsamseht
Less people died due to 9/11
bluerazzgummy
Or to phrase it better: 9/11 killed less people than Trumps presidency.
tasteslikechaos
We lose the 9/11 amount every few days sadly
ABillionDucks
We kinda used it to justify a war or 3.
Awaras
And you can bet a few will be born due to 11/9
copingcabana
In mid December, more than 291,577 Americans will be dead from covid. That's more than our combat deaths in WW2.
copingcabana
Trump will literally have killed more Americans than Hitler, Mussolini and Tojo combined.
Ribb
Even with an effective strategy some would have died. He failed most of them though.
copingcabana
So by two days later, with ober 300,000 he will be responsible for more US deaths than Hitler, Mussolini, and Tojo.
Morg729
Fewer*
ArgentXero
Nah. Less is fewer than the total. Fewer is less of fewer less thans.
Thesinglemosteviltexastoast
Okay, Rogal Dorn.
bardman135
Thank you, mein Fewer.
OHGODBEEEES
Stannis, of the house Baretheon.
zubatman
zubatman
imminentloudness
Thank you
jomi20806
Less people died due to fewer
Alphonsevaher
Mine fewer
NotSee
REPORTING
THEmichaelscarn12
CountBackwardsFrom10
Morg*
Kensidian
I’ve heard it both ways
Mountainbae
Less cake, fewer cookies amr?
jrblast
Less cake and fewer cookies is never right ?
letspoopandbrowse
True that
SilverTimeMaker
Man, you know Game of Thrones got fucked over in the last season when the only comment referencing Stannis' 'fewer' only has 3 upvotes
ratfaceddog
Pretty sure “fewer” was a word before GoT.
SilverTimeMaker
Nuh-uh, I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. Believe me, I would know about these things. I speak some English
Tomadzo
Uh. Not due to 9/11. Died on 9/11 due to terrorist attacks. 9/11 is not inherently dangerous
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
laurenlena1
ImMayorBee
Literally nobody thinks they meant due to the date.
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
All these years I had it circled I cowered in fear in the crawl space pissing myself for 24 hours that the 9/11 monster would get me
Tomadzo
If you’re gonna call Trumpers stupid, then fucking get it right otherwise you’re just as stupid. Details matter.
Drawstring
“Details matter” coming from a trumpster fire... “He means what he says! Well not that, he meant something else” Details, details
FunkyPenguin
9/11 is widely used to mean the event that happened on that date. Being a semantical cunt doesn't make you smart.
laurenlena1
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
I'm actually curious now. How does Covid stack up against 9/11 plus the conflicts in the middle east that followed as a result?
jreno2360
More Americans died from Covid-19 in the past 3 days than died in the 9/11 attacks.
kiara8942000
Depends.... for USA, Covid is WAY higher. Around 7,000 American soldiers have lost their lives in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Pakistan since 9/11
dontevenknowwhy
So 30x as much. Geez
kiara8942000
For those who live ther, way more than us covid numbers have been killed in the conflicts.
kiara8942000
https://theintercept.com/2018/11/19/civilian-casualties-us-war-on-terror/
kiara8942000
Brown’s researchers estimate that at least 480,000 people have been directly killed by violence over the course of these conflicts.
jaywt1690101
John Oliver is English so its actually 9/11
jayneebutidontgotagun
Which would make 9/11 11/9 for him
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Feralkyn
Which would then be the opposite of 11/9
Jacko707
he has dual citizenship with england and the US so it still works lol
counterintel
vikler
nangke
Is that Tom Hiddleston?
painttheworldblue36
Yep! Such a gorgeous man.
TheSecondLastUnicorn
specialmuffins
My friend wants to know what this is from?
playfreebird
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overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
But by the same token, 9/11 would have been 11/9 to him. Checkmate.
SamuthNBS
In the uk it's actually 999
FinscothDennehy
Which sounds suspiciously close to what Hitler once said.
six2midnight
He's an American citizen now. So it's now 11/9.
IDontSpeakInternet
I'm convinced.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
in Australia it's 6/II
Chronozon937
Actually it's 6\II
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
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RatchetnClank
But if you flip it back, then it's 9/11..seems pretty sus
iDontKnowAllYourSecrets
But if you flip it again, it's 11/9... who's sus now
stondeed
Yes, but I saw you vent and flip it. Sus.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
6/II
ButtProblemTerror
5/7 thread mates, perfect