MadMacandCheese
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First it was the Nazis, now it's the Kool-Aid man
Are you melting yet?
Jun 28, 2019 7:41 PM
MadMacandCheese
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Are you melting yet?
ExistentialDreadlocks
Scaramucci
When a Chinese hoax goes too far.
peoplearetheproblem
OOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!
Insomnia297
"Climate change is a hoax made up by the Chinese to make American businesses noncompetitive" -an idiot
wubbalubbadubdubtangclan
This is a message for the sunny weather. Meet me in glasgow for a fight. Don’t bring clouds or everybody will know how scared you are.
ToasterDent
immortalbucket
jrntn
Climate change is a hell of a drug
crimsonghost1
Starting the war early this year, are we?
hetjr
30°C=86°F and it’s currently *checks notes* 92° and feels like 100° where I am in southern NJ right now. This is our normal.
ThisIsMyUsernameThereAreManyLikeIt
These are not the highest temps, the map is just fun. There's reports of 46+ degrees celcius in France.
PangolinBan
New national record, in fact.
Gababu
why tf do you people complain about winter then? this sounds fucking awful
Sheepdroid
Because in winter it can get extremely cold, neither extreme is very enjoyable.
SoftFur
Even French weather is overly dramatic. We get it france, you like art.
KRS101
Sounds like they're having Dali weather
DavidFrostbite
HuricaneSkull.jpg
Kfr1zz
Kool-aid man, anyone?
Daimonu
I confirm, 32°c today (?? here)
slackboy722000
Sorry but 32°c is just summer. It's not a heatwave. 40°c+ for two weeks straight is a heatwave.
ItsJonSnow
I live in Phoenix. We typically keep our homes at 80f (27C). The high for today is 111 which is 44C. It’ll be this way for the next 4 months
Ioftenpretendtobeapotato
Checking in from PHX, my AC is running all day to keep 85F. 3rd floor and high ceilings
Zelliana
The highest we ever had was 44°C in France. It has been broken yesterday (45,9°C) https://www.lemonde.fr/planete/article/2019/06/28/le-recor
ItsJonSnow
After reading the other comments you guys definitely don’t have it easy. I thought 29C was a record and people were freaking out. 45 is hot!
SirDuddleZboob
Currently in the mouth of the skull, my body sticks to every surface it comes in contact with. Send help
benjamindco24
If it were record cold temperatures Trump would be tweeting about it.
BoredCreep
That's 84 F? No wonder they consider Texas to be part of Hell.
TrafalgarLaw1990
france had 113F today
KPopGirlKimi
In tucson arizona, we had 111F with 15% humidity today. This entire month it won't be dropping below 100F during the day.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Madison with the heat index gets to like 120s with 80% humidity.
TrafalgarLaw1990
yes but i guess people have AC over there and are used to it. i dont know anyone who has AC at their home.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
You don't really get used to that kind of heat. I work in a shop and it's miserable all day.
TrafalgarLaw1990
is 120f a lot for madison or just nomal what you get every year? yes working in this heat sucks.
JupitersWitch
People act like all of France is on fire. The heat in Villevieille is due to a wildfire in Spain. Fire makes the air really hot.
TrafalgarLaw1990
i just know that bark beetles fuck up the forest near me because the lack of rain, no idea what else going on in other places
TrafalgarLaw1990
we still had 40C and more (104f) all over europe and most people have no AC and it prob messes with the ecosystem.
JupitersWitch
There are places in the US without AC so I feel ya. I know it’s hot but a wildfire in Spain has jacked stuff up.
missingdodo
Yeah, no. That wouldn't reach that far. What europe is getting is sahara heat.
daffodilpies
28 degrees in my room atm, and I can hear glastonbury going on down the road.
txmount
Um. Yesterday, the temp *inside* my apt. was 86. No AC here. Didn't get tolerable til about 3am when the temp outside was 51 F.
KRS101
Try using fans to improve the circulation; open windows & doors. Inside should cool much faster with outside temp of 51°
txmount
Can't open doors: Meth-head neighbors would take all my shit. Major problem is I have a west-facing, 2nd floor brick wall. (1/2)
txmount
(2/2) Sucks up ALL the late afternoon sunshine, then does a "pizza oven" impression for the next 4+ hours. *shrug* used to it after 6 years.
KRS101
Unfortunate.
founta10
Don’t worry it’s just the end to the @lukehumphris story
owlest
is this global warming?
SonderingStrike
Probably
SergeiBoobtitsky
That's the Koolaid Man.
Donpare
So it will be refreshing.
ralphie84
OH YEAH!
maninthedarkness
OH NOOOOOoooooo
OhhhThatDawgOfMine
Hutchy01
Jim Jones?
Laggmonster8
Koolaid man failed to break through bulletproof glass
civwub
And now I can’t unsee it
AlligatorLoki
29 degrees is a bit chilly
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
The temps are in °C. 29 & 30 are not hot. It’s just the scale of colours used that makes it seem so.
Sheepdroid
These are not the hottest anyway, it just looks cool.
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
ferafish
It's proportional to what they usually get/are prepared for. If none of them are prepared for this, it sucks. A lot.
TrafalgarLaw1990
yes but we had 40C+ two days ago, thats 104F and we have mostly no AC and no dry heat in europe.
KatByte0
The point is they aren’t prepared for this heat, other places are. So tired of this retarded sentiment, the heat wave’s deadly in Europe.
vikinglovechild
Acclimation is real for sure, I don't use air condition and the temps in southwest Missouri regularly get 100 plus, but I hate the cold!
vikinglovechild
*Acclimatization
Daimonu
You don't get it, it's 30°c with more than 60% relative humdity. You can't sweat
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
I’m Australian. I get it more than most.
Hoopdajon
Yeah! I mean 29c is 84 only freedom degrees, bunch of pansy ass euros!!
TrafalgarLaw1990
yes but we had 40C+ two days ago, thats 104F and we have mostly no AC and no dry heat in europe.
ReadOnlyMemories
You mean Frankenstein units. And just because where you live gets hotter, doesn't take away that it's not normal to be that warm there.
squiddna
Sorry is that 29 degrees Celsius in the darkest spots?
SuperDuper0tter
This is a map of minimal temp at night. 29 C° (84.2 F°) at the coolest at night.
squiddna
Thanks!
tedharris02
Hottest parts of France hit 45C today
remindmetostopprocrastinating
Hold me beer, mate - Australia, probably.
remindmetostopprocrastinating
https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/jan/17/extreme-heatwave-all-time-temperature-records-fall-across-parts-of-australia
ayeseaturtles
Now, THAT'S hot.
HelviNoodleWatcher
And then in the hundreds for other places? Europe must be on fire.
ReadOnlyMemories
The hundreds should be barometric pressure rather than temperature I think. You appreciate of course that water boils at 100°C yeah.
shessosmooth
91°F here. Humidity is a tolerable 61%.
time300136
60% humidity your lucky!
shessosmooth
Yea, been pretty mild so far. Definitely not the norm
Mushbeeguy
That's 84f, gimme a break! It's 86 outside here now, we call it Summer!
HelviNoodleWatcher
Ah, sorry. I am but one pasty Canadian. Anything past plus 15C is too much.
TheWarHymn
Maritimes? It gets up to +35'C for a few days each summer here in Southern Ontario.
HelviNoodleWatcher
Sadly no, subartic circle in Northern Alberta. Rare times we've had plus forty but I'm still melting. Happily summer lasts like 2 months
ilovewingswithbeer
I survived 50°C in India
Apeofdeath
Ok but what is that temperature in centimeters
MerToo
about thirty hot
bigsummerblowout
You spelled kilograms wrong
FakeusernameDave
666
SLUzer07
ManOfKent1967
I think that's temperatures at the 850 hpa level (1.5 km ASL).
ThrowAwayAcct0000
THANK YOU!
Lulabel73
45
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Depends on the size of your thermometer. Ha! You were joking, but I have a serious answer. I win.
TheBestRussian
It’s probably around 240 ftlb/in
Daimonu
Error, that doesn't compute
TheMachineKill3r
One Kilopascal. Now convert that over to Megajoules, and you'll have 13 Liters of metric Kelvin Celcius temperatures
blonx
Dozen gallons
AeonQuasars
5/7
erockem73
I can convert it to roentgens, 3.6.
RonnieKielbasa
Not terrible, not great
idontevenlookatusernames
Not much worse than a couple of chest x-rays
doktorivan210
Not great, not terrible.
NervAssEva
kurvarVillain
Some Australians would wear thongs in those tempatures... some.
Killerismycat
I’m lost, how does heat have anything to do with underwear?
madeyoulookXD
Thongs are flip flops, by and equally dumb name
Putious
Too cold for thongs mate
YharnamsFinest
The hottest part is only 29°c? That's not even mildly hot, that's nice weather.
Oloedon
it's more, I don't know where you got those numbers. In Switzerland, we had 36°C (97F). The south of France has it far worse, so >36°C ...
Oloedon
I guess they took a screenshot when the temperature was not so extreme, but had a cool skull...
YharnamsFinest
I got the numbers from the pic?
doktorivan210
The hottest part is almost 90F. (stares in Texan)
BluePaladin42
I'd wager it's fairly humid there too.
Zerteiler
What are you on about? Temps peaked at 113F in France today
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Oh, I thought it was actually hot
netharia
The map doesn't have color gradations for higher than that.
valanthos
It got over 110 freedom units.
Ryannewton85
Yeah but we don't like in little wooden houses. Dual layer brick with shit tons of insulation. No air con. Double glazed windows.
Ryannewton85
Also it was 46c in France today.. That's hot. Don't care where you are from. Even more so when the houses are designed to stay warm in winte
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
As a hardened Aussie, that's hot. Mum woulda been upset at me being outside in that temperature.
Boshanks
Well technically insulation works both ways right, keeps heat or cold in.
Boshanks
Then again if you don't have AC it's worse to be insulated if your trying to keep cool.
Ryannewton85
That's it our houses are built to retain heat as its colder more than its hot. So when it hot, there is no escaping it
leopardspotster
What makes it so much worse is 80% of European buildings (including houses and apartments) don’t have AC. So no relief from the heat.
Thothshai
Never visit Paris in middle of summer.
xxJohnxx77
Never visit Paris
CraftedLine
laviesss
Having no AC is bettet, other wise it would get even hotter in big cities
malikcarr
Literally thousands of people died during that mega heatwave in the 2000s. You'd think people would learn - get a little window AC, put it->
malikcarr
in your closet until you need it for extreme weather like this. Lives would be saved.
Ryannewton85
Yeah that's why we always complain in the UK heatwave. Our houses are insulated to death for the cold. When it hits 30c it stays 30c
ThrowAwayAcct0000
In Montreal on the 3rd floor with all the windows open and fans, atm
LuminousExpanse
sounds like an incredibly lucrative business opportunity to me
Phormio
Haha,naive Central/Northern Europeans.
sabrae
Fuck AC, except for hospital
ShadeEmberi
at least they have shutters! the Uk does not ! D:
Magezz
I live in Sweden & have all my windows open all summer long. Well isolated house so my body heat and electronics do all the heating
TrafalgarLaw1990
also this map only shows temperatures up to 29C. they had 45C today (thats 113F)
Jillymaree76
Same here in Phoenix. We've had a mild spring.
imshibagel
Yeah most are also made of clay and brick so they don't exactly heat up like US houses either...
27yoUGLYvirgin
Clay? You mean mortar?
PeteThePerv
the brick is clay.
imshibagel
I'm going down with my ship
KrakenBear
What kind of backwards SHIT is that. I'd kill without AC. They hate their people. BARBARIANS.
KrakenBear
I'm just ribbin btw.
derboexnergammler
Because we don't build houses with 30cm wall of wood and drywall. Half a meter stone and brick and really there's not much need for an ac
Maboroshi1994
why would we have AC when for most of our history the temperatures never required it?
KrakenBear
Always have a backup brotha
lacuaba
We’re just used to 20-30 degree summers and -10 to 15 the rest of the year pretty much, AC’s are just a giant waste of energy for most of us
KrakenBear
HERESY
KrakenBear
I mean clearly The Back-up Plan is needed, as for the Post above. I wouldn't take chances
FvcktangularBondulance
Absolutely. I've got an AC in my damn bedroom and I make up literally 100% of everyone I know that has an AC anywhere.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
That's such a weird way to put it
FvcktangularBondulance
It is. Because it is weird.
The13thDude
Yeah fuck that. Time to start booking trips to Europe during the fall.
randelung
My boss thought it a good idea to order an AC two weeks ago. Last week he canceled the order because they couldn't meet demand. no shit.
Ankokou
Also what people are acclimated to, harder on people outside their norm. 83F in (28C) in southcentral Alaska right now and I'm slowly dying.
CraftedLine
Is that normal in Alaska‽
Ankokou
It does normally happen every year for a few days but a typical hot day would be 70-75s (about 22C) and june average is closer to 62F (17C)
Ankokou
Keep in mind Alaska is huge and different areas have different climates.The interior is hotter and can get over 90 (32C.)
ButterLemon
meanwhile thats a normal autumn day in north east coast of Australia. We freeze into little popsicles the temp drops below 42F (6C)
DasPumpenStrasse
Where tf did you get that percentage?
leopardspotster
National Geographic article https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/2019/06/europe-has-had-five-500-year-summers-in-15-years/
LuminousExpanse
i wish there was a "Sauce" badge here on Imgur
DasPumpenStrasse
Besides NG wrote it, I still can't find real analysis. This just sound impossible to me... I must be some sort of elite then :)
ChanMan9000
So buy one, capitalism at its best. Or brick of ice + fan = cool days
ferafish
But there needs to be one there to buy. The supply will lag behind the demand for now, and in the mean time people don't know how to cope.
Edutittam
Capitalism at it's best. Mark up when people are fucked. Super cool.
schopier
why does buying things = capitalism?
leopardspotster
Part of the problem is that EU just isn’t used to this kind of heat. Although AC window units are for sale, office buildings and
leopardspotster
schools don’t have central AC, so not easy to cool down. France canceled school today because of this. EU culture will need to adapt.
Hybris51129
That's a tall order for a culture that doesn't handle change very well.
Sheepdroid
What even makes you think that? You have probably never picked up a history book in your life.. :\
ChanMan9000
Ope... wait 45.9c = 114 F, well fuck that’s hot!
DisplacedAnger
Jesus, that's like Texas heat...those poor fuckers.
openbobspls
I’d imagine not as Europe sounds humid with all the rain they get. 114 Texas is like 80 here on the east coast where I live now
ab47203
Indiana gets above 100°F most Summers and it's almost always humid here too. Welcome to my hell.
PostNutDepression
Bro, you think Texas ain't humid? It's been raining and twistering for the past two weeks. My ballsack looks like a petri dish my guy!
AdlitamRufel
Closing all shutters and blinds during the day ans opening Doors and Windows during the night is efficient sometimes :)
Daimonu
Do you know mosquito ? There are really hungry here in France. We only open on Sunrise for fresh air ?
AdlitamRufel
Yes i have those tiger mosquitos bitches, living in south of France! I have reached the point of giving up the fight and ... 1/2
AdlitamRufel
And willfully offer them my Blood in exchange of an opened window. Choisir entre la peste et le choléra!
uSnoozeuBooze
Living in Phoenix, this does help. And make your own homemade swamp fan can give a little bit of help
hydrocarbon82
Not so much with big single-level houses/buildings. With 2+ levels convection sucks cool air in, unless it's also hot at night.
summershank
At night you can wear an “Egyptian blanket” basically a cold wet towel as a blanket. As it dries it will wick heat. I do this camping in fla
AdlitamRufel
Yes It World very well! Or taking a shower without drying yourself before going to bed, but the effect last less
OverfedLonghairedLeapingGnome1
No offense to the suggestion. But that sounds just miserable. Live in SC Hurricane country, so duly noted. Not even July, and we've (1)
OverfedLonghairedLeapingGnome1
already had one heat wave. No AC in the car. Blech. (/2)
summershank
Yeah I’m in southern fla and my gfs car doesn’t have ac
summershank
Another tactic in fla when you lose power is to sleep in the bathtub. Coolest spot in the house
ThrowAwayAcct0000
When we lost power for a week in September after a hurricane, we just moved into a friend's spare bedroom for a week.
summershank
You’re a lucky man. The last hurricane that came through fucked me and all my friends. You know it’s bad when you go to Walmart just for ac