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Nov 4, 2020 10:20 PM
idontgotnotype
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I can’t deal
forrestgrump88
By the time they’ll need the care the American Dream will have probably kicked in and they’ll be able to afford it, duh.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Because I don't want to live in this shit country past 60
Ch3mis7
Live free die young, of preventable diseases.
Royalweekend
Because beef is cheaper by far than anything here, and Because the system is fucked.
IHateItH3r3
it helps us cope with the pain
myr14d
Because if we die fast enough of a heart attack we don't have to suffer.
SzKnoWnzEvr72
Freedom ain't free!
NotMurdockNiccals
it's a personal choice lol
hidingbehindthisusername
Why does food like this make me feel so bad, but so good at the same time?
heinzv
But I don't eat like that. Looks rather gross, tbh.
IPostIDieIPostAGAIN
Bold of the OP to assume we think about consequences
quietwalker
We're here for good time, not a long time.
LinkGoesHIYAAA
Trump does
TheGist
We're stress eating.
fdinthea
This is why we have to pay so much for it
Solumnux
Because we don’t.
electronicbovine
I'll take on vast personal debt to get those hamburgers. Remember FDA's politics-driven food pyramid?
wargodmax
Wouldn't you if your country is half evil?
Kensshinydetachablecockpiece
Did Nevada report get? Jesus.
cjorl
If you can't afford the bill anyway, it might as well be free.
Koztah
I'm guessing for the same reason so many people rely on outdated nutritional science from the 50s and 60s.
TarrkertheNewt
Oh please. You can find food like this anywhere. This American eats mostly turkey sandwiches and ramen. LoL :P
squishcat
It’s not that. We eat like that because our lives feel meaningless. We’re just cogs in the machine.
AchDuLieber
I’m a clog in the artery.
TheYoungerLance
Because we don't & it's a choice?
lolmagnet230
There an American restaurant called the cardiac grill or something like that where the servings are so unhealthy that the spokespeople keep dying
Edwara
Because our retirement plan is dying by heart failure in our fifties.
CheesecakePi
Speak for yourself. Mine is to become a serial killer and let the state cover my housing, food, and healthcare.
AchDuLieber
Cheerios or corn flakes?
Edwara
That's fair, I apologize for my rude assumption.
UncomfortableAnswers
Why go to the trouble of being a serial killer, just be black and smoke some weed
Becker37
Because when you have nothing to look forward to food becomes a substitute
Djinnistorm
Why you gotta call me out like that. Gonna cry this one out over a five guys burger Q_Q
catblklady
Man that hit home!
ThisUserNameIsNotTakenOMG
Because we want to die and not be a part of america
Idownvotewhenyousayplus1
I love America but definitely want to die. Every morning I wake means I failed to die in my sleep
ThisUserNameIsNotTakenOMG
Do what im doing. Give yourself a time limit. Mine is up August of next year
Idownvotewhenyousayplus1
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/65294819/now-that-sounds-like-a-plan.jpg
CorneliusCornwall
We are here for a good time not a long time
RackhamTheRed
Start acting like it
maincarrot
Correction: We're here for a self-destructive, self-harming, self-indulging time, and making that time much shorter than it should be.
spiceass9000
I said I’m
hardytardigrade
Why not neither?
InappropriateGifGuy
You're here for a bad time and a long time?
CorneliusCornwall
Being sad isn't a hobby
MrSaturday
It's a lifestyle.
MrWigglees
Not neither why?
DrCorvusClemmons
Hey now, we’re not the fattest bastards by country, I think we’re number 12 or 14.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Lol. Size 12 or 14.
DrCorvusClemmons
GuyWhoIsProbablyOnAcid
Mexico has us beat.
donorkort
Not even remotely. 2016 numbers put you at around 30% higher obesity prevalence, or 7,3 percentage points (36,2% vs 28,9%).
feelthetensionsoonassomeonementionsme
Not currently
Pgoodso
That's only because 12% of our population goes hungry at least once a week, and that's pre-pandemic.
shufflindrudders3
Mississippi has entered the chat...
feelthetensionsoonassomeonementionsme
36% of US adults are obese or 120,000,000 ppl meaning there are more fat Americans than any other nationality in the world ..
Mexicanguy
wow, That is the population of México!!
DrCorvusClemmons
Still not the fattest country tho. We’re not number 1!
Neboskrebnut
who told you to use statistics properly?!
Lantric
Except 36% of adults would be 91m his number is 36% of total population
Neboskrebnut
I'll give that. But are you saying that 1 in 3 is not a reason for concern? Is this a law suit you want to win on technicality?
Lantric
No, definitely not the hill I'm dying on. I could be technically be considered one of the obese at 6'2" 260. US life style doesn't help
AcidZebra
of course, the top 10 are small islands with 50-100k pop max, not 330 million people.
thrownawayasianguy
Also american fat is just another level of fat. Our fat people need scooters.
donorkort
Here's the list from CIA. Red crosses indicate tiny island nation. USA #2, baby!
RyanRichter
Cook Islands - kind of on theme
lovedogsANDcats
What's the difference how many people we have? The ranking is by percentage of population, not individuals
AcidZebra
you don't think there's a difference between healthcare systems having to deal with 30% of 50k and 30% of 300M people? Scaling is a bitch.
DrCorvusClemmons
Yeah, Canada isn’t too far behind tho & the UK has a bunch of fatties too.
ZylaTheMadCommie
HEY! Stop saying hurtful but very true things.
knowmeandsayhello
Yes but we canadians dont have to pay for our coranary bypass grafts.
MrKNRJ
They're more doughy than fat in the UK
serjo910705080
Yeah, stop sending us your food!
decoycatfish
Your mouth says no but your stomach says steamed hams
donorkort
According to WHO 2016 numbers, the US is 7 percentage points (36,2% vs 29,4%) ahead of Canada, and 8,4 percentage points ahead of the UK.
donorkort
That's roughly 25% and 31% percent higher, respectively. "Not that far" is perhaps a bit of a stretch.
Cheechamarie
Well if we might close the gap in a couple years as the biggest people pass away from heart attacks .... bridge that gap!
DrCorvusClemmons