7ofNein
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This is Myrtle. She’s a good kitty
Jan 21, 2018 5:49 PM
7ofNein
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This is Myrtle. She’s a good kitty
flimelam
i woke up 2 days ago from the sound of my puking cat... it was under my bed..
imwearing2belts
Once my cat didn't have access to a litter box so she knocked over/crawled into the trash can to poop rather than use the carpet. So proud!
TheUglyDickling
10/10 would pet
ojp1977
Last night my cat threw up on the quilt my aunt knitted for me
OneSaltyBrownie
One cat that pukes on the floor. The other doesn't care. It's quite a surprise when you move around in bed and suddenly it's squishy.
kenkojuko
My mom's cat climbs on top of her while she is asleep and pees on her. She no longer trusts him.
r6popo
UTI maybe?
GiantButtHead
I didn't hear mine, went to grab a glass of water and slipped.
FragileDonkey
mds308
Tile floor, no way. Wood floors, not gonna happen. Outside, forget about it. Plush pile carpet, make mine a double.
LeadCommentFarmer
What!? How?!
believethelie
1 of mine likes to walk around puking as they go. Still haven't figured out who the culprit is either
MyHouseOnMars
That is a good kitty. One of mine once ran down the stairs while puking. That was fun to clean.
obsessivecrazycatlady
I used to have an old cat that liked to sleep with his face between couch cousins. He once puked in the middle and in went inside the couch.
MyHouseOnMars
Augh! That must've been a nightmare to clean! Although I must say, the way he sleeps sounds adorable. Do you have pictures?
obsessivecrazycatlady
Sadly, I don't. I lost all my pictures from back then. He was such a sweet cuddly cat. He would give hugs with his arms around my neck.
Maldraek
That's the goodest kitty.
Spackler7
Myrtle...
Jabberwotchi
My old cat was sickly and picking him up and running across the house with him horking was stressful so I would slide plastic bags >
Jabberwotchi
>under him while he vomited. I'd pet and sooth him after and eventually he actually started looking for plastic bags when he felt vomit'y.
B00kch1ck
Named after Moaning Myrtle?
7ofNein
Yep!
7ofNein
My other cat is Gretchen Wieners
kaitekarue
Myrtle? Is.. did you get myrtle from a petsmart? Cuz that looks like a myrtle we had to put up for adoption there...
7ofNein
Nope. She was a Craigslist find and I named her
FlabbergastedLoaderbot
Poor kitty. She deserves all the scritches, but only gentle ones on the belly.
7ofNein
Her sister’s the one who loves belly scritches. Myrtle doesn’t care for them
MrFnortner
You're supposed to stand by her and hold her hair out of the toilet--or fur out of the cat box.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
This is what the room would look like if you tried to pet my Maine Coon's belly...
lykkebroer
If you tried that with my cat you would probably lose a finger or two.
EatsBees
Worth it!
shindhi
My cat learned the cat puke noise wakes me up fast and fakes it at 4am so I'll feed him...
wlong199142
My cat loves his litter tray.. He comes in from the garden to poop in the litterbox..
theheebs25
As someone who has owned cats, I'm calling BS
7ofNein
I swear on my mothers bible
TedTheMan
Don't let the cat puke on it.
theheebs25
that comment got me. lol
TedTheMan
Got to love cats, but they can be gross.
MeowMyOvaries
I have three cats, one with a deformed uvula who pukes all the time. They all like it in my room the best so my carpet is...no longer
MeowMyOvaries
The same shade of orange. It used to be white
emilydoom
I was literally paralysed with a bad back at Christmas. Cat cuddles up, the pukes on my clean clothes pile. The moves to floor and 1/
emilydoom
2/ SPINS IN A CIRCLE while puking some more on my £100 custom rug from society6. Thank go for my lovely housemates.
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
★★★★★☆☆
vandemiere
i swear mine walks around all the nice easy to clean hardwood til she finds a throw rug. you have a very good kitty
austinwizardforhire
This. My upstairs carpet looks like a crime scene.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
They do that because the rug feels more like outside, more natural
MooseInNoose
Mine prefers the pool table to any other surface.
TheGrumpest
well in the outside world, a soft piece of ground is the perfect absorbent place to puke.
7ofNein
Typical
LongoloidFartExplosion
*throw-up rug.
SwitchPup
Damnit. Just posted that, then saw this...
wronggengirl
Mine always makes a point to puke on the floor right where I step out of bed or on the comforter.
harliequinny
If I could count the amount of times I have woke up to the cat puking on me.
kevlarbear
Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Stomping around, driving you crazy?
strangledbyaturtleneck
I read somewhere that it's because soft things absorb smell, making them less vulnerable to predators
TedTheMan
Mine likes to throw up on the window sill, so it can run down the wall too.
BeeDragon
Mine likes over the edge of his carpeted cat tower. Multiple levels to clean.
Ijustreallyreallylikeelephants
Yea.... We get it on the window sills, dining table or carpet. Never the easy clean hardwood.
TedTheMan
Ick.
SwitchPup
A throw-up rug?
Vexxatious
My cat goes outside to throw up.
somadicouldspitfire
Moved to new apt 2 months ago, it's all carpet.. 1 cat kept shitting everywhere and the other would cry so we could clean it up.
WhatsAnAndrew
My little bug pukes on the only piece of carpet we have in the entire house. Quite rude.
DefunkMyJunk
My floors are covered in 90% tile and some rugs by the doors. Guess where he vomits
freedomofnow
Yeah mine don't deign to throw up on the easy to spot and/or uncomfortable places. Rugs (expensive ones) or under the bed or some shit.
classybroad
Mine barfed on my tablet Friday night while I was sleeping and fried it. She's a cunt.
ADisturbedOne
I rather cat puke on rug than carpet, since I have carpet. it's easier to clean up lol
thmowingguy
One cat like to run as she pukes the other does it right in the food bowl
MaxWar
Mine did it in my audio cable box one time...
7ofNein
Oh no!
FuckMeFuckYou
Well you must have a dog then, too. Your cat pukes in the bowl to feed the dog some of the cat food. So considerate!
MrsWhatsit
Oh dear that must be awful but I’m dying of laughter picturing it.
thmowingguy
It is awful what goes from one little cleanup turns into a whole room
DancesWithPibbles
I had a dog that would start to pee inside but he knew he wasn’t supposed to so he’d panic and just start running.
IfYouAreReadingThisHaveANiceDay
The first time my cat went into my house shit in his litter box. Cats are amazing
Victim42
Tiny kittens usually nail it the first time too. But then the accidents start...
DireSnails
My rescue kitten sniffed his new home, then went right over to the litter box and took a human-sized dump. He's 4 now and a good boy.
ToAoRoS
That's amazing, but what is YOUR house shit doing in HIS litter box?
KixStar
Mine shit on my bed. He's still an asshole.
7ofNein
They really are!
IfYouAreReadingThisHaveANiceDay
Yeah! :D
Legasus
We have wild cats that roam the yard at work, they typically use a pile of sand to go in.
CrazyCatLad
One of my foster kittens started heaving and ran to the litter box to puke. I was so impressed. Riley:
TheBigTostito
Awwwww
wronggengirl
I accidentally let the litter box go unscooped one too many days, my cat nicely shits in the shower one neat lil pile, not on carpet.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
They like to be clean :)
IfYouAreReadingThisHaveANiceDay
Thats true! I have seen him liking his balls like 40 times just before liking my face!
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Aww, he wants your face to be as clean as his balls =D
IfYouAreReadingThisHaveANiceDay
YAAAAAY (?)
FilthyRapscallions
Watched in amusement once as my slightly nuts neighbor was trying to teach her cats to go outside. Flinging cat turds out the door.
LlamaEaters
Did it work?
FilthyRapscallions
I highly doubt she ever taught her cats a single trick.
LlamaEaters
I guess that's fair
AndroidDandy
I had the opposite problem, my cat always used the bathroom outside, but I wanted him to use the box. Absolute mayhem in winter. Rip my boy
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Roof garden owner here, used to have the same problem :( Cat went in the planters In the summer, but in the winter she just went in the snow
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
I had to lock her in during the winter months until she learned to only go inside. The plants look healthier too now :P
FilthyRapscallions
Our cats would go under the fence and play in the a farmers field. I can see why she wouldn’t mind if they did their business outside. 1/
FilthyRapscallions
But her training methods were both dingy and hilarious. 2/2
Jillymaree76
Mine puked on my pillow last night while I was sleeping
wronggengirl
Fucking cats, man.
trinabeana23
My kitty gets turds hanging out her butt by strings of my hair, she will run across pillow hitting me in face w flying turd to let me know
trinabeana23
We call this "getting shit faced" ...as in "I was sleeping last night but I woke up by getting shit faced by Sammie at 3am"
heyimwalkenhere
that sound tho
zippydee
Ever heard cats mating? That's quite the sound to behold
7ofNein
It’ll wake you up quick
JonCollinson
heyimwalkenhere