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Aug 21, 2018 5:43 PM
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IAmTheBeachIWorship
My favourite Scottish story is when that guy made a joke and was arrested for hate speech
honeybakedhamster
This almost exact thing just happened at my bf’s house. Woke up to a drunk stranger on the couch. Turned out to be a neighbor’s drunk friend
khora
https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article13112281.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_KNM_DRUNK_LAD_GOES_IN_WRONG_HOUSE_8.jpg
PotatoThunder
My brother did something similar to this but on someone's front porch.
KipDrody
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/WXsvXn9Z56o
roadfoolmc
I have a real fear of my little brother doing this in houses I used to live in lol
Thome216
Drunk for two years. Not a record for Scotland.
BEAUTYISINTEHEYEWHENYOUHOLDHER
All's well that ends well.
cyno01
Usually a bunch of comments from Americans jerking each other off about how big a gun they wouldve shot the guy with on these stories...
DuckPlanetKing
A guy I know did this same thing and he got arrested. In the US of course.
theyregooddogsbrant
And then they made dundee cakes together
islandlala
Nom nom
LeviTheRevelator
Scotland...the Florida of the United Kingdom.
Buck39
I'm pretty sure that's Essex
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LeviTheRevelator
OK...except for that one difference.
Arrrrgggggghhhh
This would be a lot funnier if I hadn't done something similar once....
battyballondore
Never change Scotland
J0NY5
Which of us are you talking to?
DrzBa42
Well, England tried that but it just made Scotland more Scottish.
Jinxies
Scotland .. Europe's Canada?
Imtoooldforthisshit1
Nope.
DisgruntledFerret
No country in Europe really qualifies to be Europe's Canada, but BOY is Scotland the least qualified.
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Buck39
Nova Scotia literally means "New Scotland" after all
Hurlerontheditch10
The guy Arlie already posted the pic and story on Twitter. Its been called out as a "didnt happen" event
RickAndMortysBBF
It definitely did happen, I know him personally.
Hurlerontheditch10
Nice! Good to see the "didnt happen" crowd put back in their box!
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PJVeddersGirl
Amazing!! Thanks for the back story
areyoustillthere
No lie, this happened to my father a few years ago. Guy was too drunk to realize he was 2 streets over from his house. His house was not 1/
areyoustillthere
even a little similar to my father's house. He assumed his key was broken when it didn't work and went around to every window and door 2/
areyoustillthere
checking for one that was unlocked. Wound up getting in through the front facing garage (his house has a rear facing garage), and crashed 3/
areyoustillthere
on the couch, completely naked. Woke up to three cops dragging him to the floor.
Beratus
Its always heartwarming to hear other countries opinions of us Scots. We forget we're a country founded on alcoholism
DrKriegersClone
That's harsh now. What about hating the English?
Buck39
That's secondary. We need the drink to cope with both our downstairs neighbors and the weather.
Beratus
Its true! Listen to the aptly named man! Founded on alcoholism, surviving on hatred and hating our neighbours
TheHeatherBlazing
My best mate used to live in Glasgow. Got blind drunk at Thursday after work drinks during internship with big multinational bank... 1/
TheHeatherBlazing
Hopped in a taxi and mumbled where his digs were, taxi driver couldn't understand drunk Irish accent but mentioned Cumbernauld... 2/
TheHeatherBlazing
Our hero gets bumped out of the taxi in Cumbernauld. Dazed and confused, he doesn't even notice that it's not his digs... 3/
TheHeatherBlazing
Walks straight through someone's house, falls asleep in their back garden. Wakes up to two policemen and angry woman... 4/
TheHeatherBlazing
Decides not to de with this, rolls over to go back to sleep. Wakes up in a cell. Has to call in sick to internship with his phonecall... 5/
TheHeatherBlazing
Woman turned out to have a sense of humour, didn't press charges. Police let him go with warning. His manaher thought it was funny... 6/
craftynotdafty
You know Scotland has its own martial arts its called Fuck You Its mostly just head butting & then kicking people when they're on the ground
themexicanwave
Fuck you
buckycarter
Ah the Glasgow Kiss. A headbutt. The Glasgow Smile. Joker-esque cuts/scars. What a place.
ThatBatmanFappingGIF
Europes friendliest city. You'll get shite kicked outte ye but yell get directions to the hospital
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I believe it's actually called "feck yew!". Carry on.
Sixfootsquid
They have a legal defence called “the Buckie made me do it”
dcwldct
Isn’t that first move called a Glasgow kiss?
noimaginationtomakeupwittyname
Yes
trollprozac
Is that anything like secret Lancashire martial art known as "Ecky-Thump"? https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-13-2015/s0svHx.gif
halfwindsor
There’s also the secret deadly Welsh arts… http://www.llapgoch.org.uk
EhSomewhatGruntled
Heed! Pants! Now!
halfwindsor
And the ancient and noble Scottish system of fencing with glass ashtrays.
Quewen
It's called Fuck Eedjitsu
Obandigo
Simple, but effective.
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
*kicking them in the nuts while they are burning in the flames of their own failed terrorist attack
Easykehl
CMDRKrikos
Found out my apt key worked on the one down a floor this way. Fuckin ran out as fast as I could
Turkishtime04
This one is the best one.
AdmJota
What's with all these people who just leave their doors unlocked all the time?
thisthingisslippery
I live out in the boonies of Maine and have no idea where my house key is
AdmJota
Yeah, but you don't live somewhere where confused drunk people could wander in by accident.
Webel
My Finnish reighbour is this boisterous hippie who accidentally walked in to below apartment with dogs full on in there. She kept calling >
Webel
> my name asking if we'd refurnished :') neighbours always hated us anyway
wildpumpkin
This happened to me. First year of uni. Smoking pot outside of my building (I know it's bad, sorry). Walking back up the stairs. Taking ages
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
wildpumpkin
2/ mind begins to wonder. I open the door of my flat, walk past the kitchen to see a bunch of people I don't know. They look at me funny.
wildpumpkin
3/ I thought what's their beef, open the door to my room, pink walls, pink duvet, girl on the bed having a phone convo. I let it out of
wildpumpkin
4/ of the flat as fast I can. Nearly died.
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
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DrFleisch
Very nice. Never knew you could express that accent so well in text form.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Omg yes
GoEatADick
I love you
brankthefunny
Space ghetto
WellThatsLikeYourOpinonMan
I NEED MORE AGAIN
IamFrankRizzo
english, please?
sircypher
"I had just arrived home and went to hang my coat in the usual spot. Alas, the peg upon which I normally do so was not present. Unusual."
sircypher
"Suddenly, a woman appeared and began shouting at me. Also unusual. As it turns out, I was in the wrong apartment."
boomboompancakes
Gianttesticlemonster
I thought Scots and other Scots didn't get along? This seems rather amicable?
Buck39
YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!
GnomeDeGuerre
...... Well, like a flock of buffalo, at mating time they get a bit rowdy, but they will move in flocks when needs be.
PeterTurboIronCage
The glaswegians are simultaneously friendly as anything and have a hard edge. Leads to some crazy nights out.
DMGuy
I was in Scotland a couple weeks ago, Glasgow at night was basically just a street party, it was wild.
TheLaughingMagician
It's incredibly complicated, especially in Glasgow. Also don't rely on the comedy for your cultural experience.
TheLaughingMagician
Bottom line is we love to complain about each other, but we can be friendly as fuck.
Nicodemusthefirst
Operative word "CAN"
WellIsThisTaken
That's Japanese and Scots.
owmyribs
Or Englishmen and Scots.
Peppersworth
Or Scots and other Scots
Lex531
Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Turkishtime04
Catbab
You Scottish sure are contentious people