Niccce

Jul 28, 2020 1:40 PM

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Nice split

Good ole mechanical advantage.

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Hands are bruised from breakin' rocks all day

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smesh

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I wanna touch the surfaaace

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Love the sound of it

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Those are some osha required footwear right there

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Saws are for wussies..

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Alt rock

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Hard Rock.

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+1 for "split me daddy"

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I ordered medium rare. Send it back.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

cracking post is that

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Your table is ready sir

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Better to think for half an hour, then to work five hours. Man knows what he's doing!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“If you gave me 5 hours to chop down a tree, I would spend 4 hours sharpening my axe” -Dumbledore the White

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I'd sharpen it 99% as good as possible in 30 minutes, then take a 3.5 hour nap.

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Marbleous

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Now what?

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Butta

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I'd let him split me

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?2

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It's not just a boulder; it's a rock.

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Ear plugs and no safety glasses.

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OSHA INTENSIFIES!

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I thought those were airpods

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And sandals!

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Instant table top

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How do they get those in to begin with?

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Spit on it and go gently.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hand drill, it's a mason's tool used with hammer

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"How did ancient Egyptians cut the rocks without our modern tech? It must have been impossible"

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Underrated comment

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He cleft it in twain! IN TWAIN!

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From navel to chops!

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In flip-flops

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I was expecting cake

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That’s cause you fat

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Always has been.

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Soon...

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The cake is a lie.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was expecting Wile E. Coyote noises of when rocks crush things.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The internet has ruined you. One of us, one of us!!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looked like layered cake.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahah, that's what it has come to alright.

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Was anybody else nervous about the fact he's wearing sandals and for the first load of hammering his feet were soooo close?

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v

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No, why would we be nervous, it’s his feet, not mine!

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I felt more concerned about his lack of eye protection.

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No safety glasses either.

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He knew when it was about to cleave. Which is why he moved for the last few hits. But yes more procautions should have been taken.

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He was wearing hearing protection.

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YESSSSS

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Came down here to comment the same thing. +1

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

So safe .. socks and sandles

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You mean southeast asian steel-toes?

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I didn't even realize they were sandals.

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not me

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I was more concerned for his eyes.

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There's a reason his nickname is Two-Foot... For now.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. Because I’m here. That’s a him problem. :)

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Like any safety shoes would make any difference

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He certainly should have something on besides sandals..

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having dropped a hammer or two in my time, I think it would help with non-boulder hazards

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I feel sneakers would change a boulder falling on your foot

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Its ok he has socks on.

5 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 0

He actually doesn’t - his feet are just sandy

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Steel toed socks.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If you listen carefully you can hear the sound change before the stone fractures. His main threat is from stone chips hitting his eyes.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

they are safety sandals

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Well I am now!

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With how much that rock weighs, steel toes wouldn't do anything at all.

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Nope. But there are a lotta fist sized rocks that could come a falling down. Or steel spikes...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He started with small spikes and small rocks. he build up an immunity.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Steel toes will cut toes off if they go above the weight limit. Might be easier than pancake foot?

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Myth Busters debunked that

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Oh snap, here I go youtube learning again.

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Yoink.

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That cleavage, though...

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Somebody needs to redo this and put dickbutt but also with nice cleavage. A lady dickbutt.

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That tag, though...

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I know the one...

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I remember few things from geology... except that "mica has perfect cleavage".

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As op marks it mature

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Who downvotes this?

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So smooth.

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Spongebob narrator: *Wuan aurhr latur* ooohhh I what you did there!

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Spathic

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Nice.

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Sheer genius

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It’s not op’s fault.

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Something tells me that in America there is an easier way

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Yea, we hire someone else to do it.

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He obviously has the great cleave feat!

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I had a risky pun, but this one was boulder

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Underrated af

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Which anime is this?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Darling in the franxx

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Not his fault that he is.

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Not any of ours

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And this is how they built the pyramids

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No, the aliens did it.

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And this is how you build muscles!

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How did they lift the 70 tone blocks 300 feet and place them so perfect ? I haven't seen a convincing answer yet.

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Ramps, log rolls, and dozens of slaves, probably. You can get a lot of shit done when you’re convinced your leader is a living god.

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I said 70 tones 300 feet high. sorry logs, ramps and determination might struggle with that.

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They might but that’s what the slavery is for

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I believe there is no evidence of slavery or sophisticated tools to lift that weight that height, they had excellent masonry drills tho

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Only 1/4 out of 0.0000001% of a pyramid..

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Just one guy and a hammer?! That's amazing! I knew they were good but wowee!

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I don't see any aliens

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My thing about the Great Pyramid is how they aligned it to True North and incorporated the dimensions of our planet into it's height & perim

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This is how the aliens built the pyramids*

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Except they didn't have any metal this hard. Nothing harder than bronze.

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and i came here to make that comment but some one beat me to it! +1

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I think we’re missing a few steps.

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Seems pretty straightforward. But how would use an owl to cut through the stone?

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They used tempering to heat up the area that needed breaking. They used wood as wedges because all they had was soft copper alloy metals.

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There's also a way you can use sand and a wooden plank to saw through sandstone, once you have the blocks, to make the brick shaped

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Over a million perfectly cut blocks and the ones at the base are millions of pounds. never bought the Egyptian history

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Don’t remember the documentary but it mentioned even with modern machinery it would be very difficult to build one.

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Thousands of slaves working for 30+ years

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I had the same thought. Bringing the stone from quarries miles away. Brutal work. Wasn’t union scale either! No OSHA!

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So you’re saying that guy’s an alien?? ??

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Pretty sure they used More than one guy though

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Nope it was just one guy

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He wasnt like, asked to either he just got a bit too drunk

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fun fact: check out "geopolymers" ... a theory involving the liquefaction and pouring of stone in a way that shows no evidence of 1/

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having actually been liquefied and poured.

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Supposedly they used a trick where you light a series of fires along the stone in a line to weaken points, and cause the same effect.

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thermal fracture

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I don’t know about that but there are archeological finds with these wedges being used for sure.

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Also they put wooden wedges aling the line then pour water onto them to expand the wood and break the stone.

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Nope the just threw human death and suffering at it until it was done.

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Louis what are you doing on the IMGURs

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A fine tradition continued till today.

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Doubt they could concentrate the heat to such precision, thermal fracture was usually used for mining or rough hewning. /

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Cutting was usually done with a similar technique as shown above, but with wood wedges soaked in water to expand in the holes to fracture.

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That works with glass bottles too

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And people say they were stupid

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Who ever said that?

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I've never heard anyone say the Egyptians were stupid

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Only stupid people say that. Humans have had the same intellectual capacity for 100k years.

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Just like how people weren't shorter back in the day

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People got shorter because less nutrition in early agriculture (though more plentiful food) compared to hunting and gathering.

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That’s not exactly true, we’ve been the same species during that time but our intelligence has absolutely evolved.

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I wouldn't be surprised if we lost a lot of it along the way

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Funny you should say that. The Greeks possessed medical prowess in 500 BC that wasn't known after the Middle Ages (~1400AD)

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Same people had portable batteries! Stunning how little credit we give them.

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And brain surgery

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And cars that flew. If only we lived back then....

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Ok. I am intrigued... Portable batteries? I am too lazy to Google

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They weren't the most powerful

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They had very basic batteries that were in clay jars. They would attached needles to the leads and use it for medical stuff (?) I forget>

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Theory that jars were used as batteries, similar to Leyden jars. Not yet proved, cool idea. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baghdad_Battery

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I’ve never heard someone say that...

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No one said that.

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But where did they get the hammer drills to make the holes for the wedges ??

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Plugging chisels.

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Copper chisels mate

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Chiseling

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Slaves.

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Nope, archeologists determined that the work crews had higher social standing than the common man, and consequently slaves

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Sauce?

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I knew they were not slaves, but they certainly weren't celebrities. Pretty sure it was just unemployed farmers

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They didn’t use tech like this but: use rocks to carve out the holes, use copper to make wedges and hammers. Would it take a long time? Yes

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They paid the slaves 0 coin/ day so thats all good

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Historical evidence points towards the fact that the pyramids were built by paid labour, not slaves. And that garlic was part of their salar

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Garlic != coin

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But then they wouldn’t have time to use twitter or play video games! D:

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Video games that the aliens gave to them /s

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From the aliens duh

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Username checks out +1

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Bitch it might be

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You can also just use a spike and hammer it right in. Or use a normal drill. Or use carefully positioned fires and then quench the stone

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Yes if you had steel, they didn't.

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TIL that fire is made out of steel, drills can't be made from anything but steel, and bronze can't be used to make tools

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Nope, otherwise it won’t melt from the jet fuel they need to use, duh!

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Would have been even less tech than that. Mostly just other stones and copper

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And lots of slaves.

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They worker wage free for 5 years to live tax free (family including) forever. At least my teacher told me so.

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As long as they didn't use Slavs. We all good

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Pharaohs in adidas tracksuits and vodka bottles for urns.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You’re thinking of the White House

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Nope. Aliens /s

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Not for the for the pyramids. They were labors of love, built by the most skilled craftsman. Weve actually found a journal of one of the...

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'Crew bosses'. Those workers were very well taken care of.

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Some say it was more like skilled workers working on it.

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Slaves can be skilled workers. Not all slavery was chattel slavery as practiced in the Americas. Hell, most slavery wasn't that

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Yes. For example Roman slaves were often skilled workers, some were teachers too.

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Yes but we have payment records of pyramid workers, slaves don't get paid.

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Also worth pointing out how we throw around the term "slave" as if all cultures are interchangable, w/identical conceptions of class roles.

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(DV if you want, but we want history to be simple, societies to be easy to compare, and people to fit into neat boxes. It's not like that.)

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Uhm slavery is very old and global so ya

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