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It's time to start confirming and debunking some so-called facts again! Imgurians, start your Google Search Engines!!!
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
Fuck this dishonest oversimplified shit.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
The cheetah one is about right. They chirp too.
4tn1te
Why are there two "WTF Fun Fact #7948"? #38 #39
FiveFingerDeathPunchYourFarthole
It’s a test...
IsThatA380InMyPocketOrAmIHappyToSeeYou
"Michael Jackson would requested..." That's as far as I made it.
forreallyandfortrue
So you missed the water that could possible kill you.
NinjaHoff
I knew #8 because I used to work there, all the staff had to re-learn where everything was when they moved stuff as well
GrassAssassin
#1 I thought It’s Always Sunny did it first. You learn something every day.
SoHungryICouldEatAtArbys
wazztastic
Hurricane Katrina did result in MORE kids being named Tortilla though.
trashbear77
wazztastic
KurtCobainCallsShotgun
My grandfather was a secret service agent. Lyndon B used to spit gum in their hands
batmanbumantics
Eww. What an asshole
PinkyandtheBane
I'm going to have to down vote this because of an
lolapples
Escape?
OfficialBenderRodriguez
Lyndon Johnson was an unbelievable asshole
joebuck123
#23 is kind of click baity. It's a lot more than a helmet!
kruug
Probably total cost of development. Similar to the Fisher space pen. That’s not the list price once these go into production.
ThisIsScifiBandit
YAY! South Africa was mentioned!!!! #43
PianoMan2112
I calculate 186 Kbps.
youtellmedothingsidoneRUNNIN
HOW COULD YOU EXPECT ME TO SHOWER LIKE THIS DURING AN!?
BrierFeliks
TheGrubermeister
#8 That business model fuckin works. GF and I spent a collective $500 there the other day
mishalala
Are any of these true?? Ok. I can validate like, 2.
azgrak
The North Korea rare earth metal one is. Afganistan also has massive untapped amounts.
DavidBrooker
Rare earth metals are actually super common though, but they're usually distributed really uniformly so the cost of recovery is awful.
iwillcutoutyourheartwithaspoon
5: well jeez, I'll even kiss my hairy sweaty neighbour if that means I don't crash my car.
forreallyandfortrue
Seems like you were sorta looking for a reason to do so...
TheBullshitter
#10 Bullshit everyone in korea is born exactly the same day as the supreme leader
DanFranzen
You might be thinking of Bad Korea.
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
dayafter
TibbleSniggits
during an? DURING AN!??!?
BrierFeliks
TibbleSniggits
thank you
N8N8N8
Holy hell! First time I've seen a fun fact dump in order!
FiveFingerDeathPunchYourFarthole
Check out the other ones I’ve posted! :)
DragonDildoChandelier
Your username is beautiful in so many ways
FiveFingerDeathPunchYourFarthole
FiveFingerDeathPunchYourFarthole
Yours isn’t too bad either!
NerdN1
#13 It could be that men using OkCupid (or other dating sites) are, on average, uglier than the general population.
rshini
not necessarily uglier, but nastier - given how do the 'chicks love jerks but I'm a NICE GUY' routine on their profile
hotlesbianassassin
Yeah, I was going to say, that's because 80% of men on OkCupid are below average.
Celtichugs
In Scotland having red hair and NOT having blue eyes is uncommon. Especially in the Highlands.
thesmelge
It's because of the incest.
thesmelge
The red hair, that is. Ginger is a recessive gene that is a marker of incest in your family history. Clans didn't tend to mix much.
thesmelge
You'll find most places with lots of ginger people had smallish tribes that disliked outsiders most of the time.
thesmelge
This isn't ginger hate. My family is from Scotland and mostly ginger, and oh boy do we have a lot of incest in our past.
mokisaur
lmao thats gotta be the most ignorant shit i've ever heard. it's literally just a mutation of a gene that has been around since the >>
ImSoOffended
Source?
thesmelge
Can't find any at the moment, will have a proper look in the morning. Was told this in biology class in Scotland. Recessive gene for ginger.
thesmelge
Can be passed if both parents are ginger, but can be a signifier of a limited family tree. In other words, clan structure sort of thing.
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
#22 bullshit
NotAMultiTool
Someone have a toothache?
HarperValleyPTA
Nope. True. I do it to this day. My dad always told me it was an old Indian trick.
PatronSaintofKillers
https://imgur.com/JviDn5Y
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Ulthirm
Fyi right click, and click "copy image location"
drakewarnock
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1801755/
LeoLarsen
Interesting... thank you!
cherim
Comments need more of that style of discussion.
sometimespeopleeatpoop
I think most of these are...
RhyhornRodeoClown
#46
lucienishisnameo
The new ocean in Africa is true. Gonna be 10 million years or so though.
livingscreamydreamy
Oh man only that long? I can’t wait
UserguyMcMister
I don't think any of us can wait!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
I'm in no hurry...
FeChefImgur
and by that time Toto will probably be popular again...
FiveFingerDeathPunchYourFarthole
And they’ll bless the rains...
FeChefImgur
They damn well better *shakes fist at clouds*
USSAud
Toto never goes out of style.
cenataur
Yeah, the wizard of Oz is a classic! lol
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
#47 well shit
JustKiddingOrAmI
But at what cost?!!
yepidoodles
GONNA LIVE FOREVER :D
ltdreamer
OH HELL, ME TOO!
neatoburritobandito
Me too brother... Me too..
TheOne11111
to stressed to die
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
I don't think I have ever been to Costco and gotten exactly what I needed. Those bastards got me
schrammbledeggs
Signs would be impossible (or at least unnecessarily difficult) to keep accurate.
schrammbledeggs
They also have limited floor space to fit everything, which leads to merchandise being constantly relocated to opposite ends of the store.
schrammbledeggs
That’s not the real reason there aren’t signs. Costco, being a wholesaler, has very few (if any) permanent items on the shelves.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Yeah, stuff moves a lot
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Well if there 10 pound bag of chicken wings are not a permanent product, then you can kiss my membership goodbye.
Lovingtheoreos
Yes, but they could at least put signs up for things like, 'kitchen supplies', 'pantry items', 'small appliances', 'office supplies'
iloverubber
are poop knives kept with kitchen supplies or bathroom supplies?
Tridenteon
They're usually kept in the laundry room.
HessianGhost
You never got exactly what you came in for, but you always left with exactly what you needed.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Did I need a two gallon thing of animal crackers, a half gallon of whiskey, and 32 bottles of Gatorade?
HessianGhost
I just know that there are a lot of things you could have gotten, and I choose to believe you got those things for a reason.
MightyTightyWhities
Worked at Costco for 8 years. We purposely make the necessities more of a trip so impulse shopping can take effect.
MightyTightyWhities
And we hit refresh and shuffle things around frequently to 1) expose new merch & 2) allow impulse shopping to take effect...........
IslandGirl907
I’m not an impulse shopper but I still browse every isle in the store because I enjoy looking at everything. Too bad there no Costco here
Sutashi
Pretty sure most stores do this.
Thorpheus
TIL im a psycopath
mynamesbryson
Nope just meta.
noma711
In 7th grade English, our teacher made us talk as long as we could without saying um or uh, in front of the class. Rarely say um or uh now
mydisciplesarelegion
Umm, are you, uhh, sure?
drakewarnock
I find my brain is just slow. It takes a bit for my thoughts to sort themselves out so I just pause and say drawn out umms a lot.
LiquidLen
My first thought: "who does that? that's weird". my second thought: "me all the time". I just remember everything and it's embarrassing(1/2)
LiquidLen
sometimes and I pretend I don't remember stuff, or that it takes me a while to remember. :(
mandadadada
Chances are, you won't kill anyone & will just have to hide behind a persona or be seen as a self-entitled self-serving prick for a lifetime
Kodaxmax
Yeh the definiton of psychotic has such abroad spectrum its basically useless, for catergorising people.
mandadadada
* psychopath. Psychosis/psychotic is different, has to do with delusions and problems with reality checking. Doesn't mean you're evil
Kodaxmax
Essentially, though they do tend to overlap alot, and alot of other diagnoses fall under either or both categories.
Thorpheus
you read me like a book. Wanna see my meat hook collection?
IDoTyposNotEvenSorryButYouCanCallMeNotAGator
#30 was in Quebec, killed 2 cyclists following her in 2015.. She is still an example of how not to drive... She served 90 week-end days 1/2
JustKiddingOrAmI
The look on her face says “But if I’m in jail who will look after the ducks? Does no one think of the ducks feelings anymore?”
FeChefImgur
Similar happened to friend of mine. Someone had stopped around a blind corner to help wildlife cross a road. Rear ended them. He's at fault.
FullMetalBitch
Yup, other side of a hill, left hand lane, in the pouring rain. Totaled both cars and scarred my 3yo’s forehead from car seat malfunction.
IDoTyposNotEvenSorryButYouCanCallMeNotAGator
in jail and had her license revoked for a couple years....... Should still be in jail and not allowed near a driving wheel effin EVER
IDoTyposNotEvenSorryButYouCanCallMeNotAGator
Wow that still gets me as the first day it happened.Fkin idiot, hope she sees that one day and take a good decision for once, NO CAR for her
IDoTyposNotEvenSorryButYouCanCallMeNotAGator
I mean she even tried to tell the judge she didn't deserve jail... Fuck yeah you do!!! A friend of mine had personnal use weed on him and4/?
IDoTyposNotEvenSorryButYouCanCallMeNotAGator
that got him in jail, didn't kill anyone... She kills 2 by pure fuckinretardery and unconsciousness and she should be fine? Justice....
MrGlayden
Wow you really went off on that one didnt you
KnucleheadFlow
Ehh, I always figured the guy on the motorcycle bore most of the responsibility. Going too fast to be able to stop for a stopped car and all
IDoTyposNotEvenSorryButYouCanCallMeNotAGator
So if a vehicle follows you at a 3 car distance and say you slam the brakes 'cuz you received a text (as insignificant as ducks), get an 1/2
IDoTyposNotEvenSorryButYouCanCallMeNotAGator
accident at a 60mph, the other vehicle is the idiot?
KnucleheadFlow
Yes doesn't matter what's the obstacle, should have been far enough away to stop/avoid it. Rode beyond his or his shitty cruiser's ability.
todayok
The police reconstruction specialists did determine the motorcycle was significantly speeding. Both parties screwed up unfortunately.
butterflymkm
I call BS on 40. I have a condition that causes my heart to beat over 100 bpm pretty much all the time-so I would never understand anything
BrierFeliks
You're right it's BS but it's probably because when people get irrational their heartbeats are typically >100, not BECAUSE it's >100
butterflymkm
Good point, a causation/correlation thing
butterflymkm
If that were true
PianoMan2112
I have the same condition. I think it's called "being a lazy fuck."
butterflymkm
Really? Mine is called Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome but yours sounds more fun.
PianoMan2112
Mine's probably safer; good luck.
BenG2002
Most of these are fake, as are many unsourced fun facts from the internet.
drakewarnock
2) or at least partially correct, anyway
drakewarnock
Every time one of these dumps shows up, someone calls bullshit on at least one and someone ends up finding the source and the fact was right
Nibbets
Especially since China's last emperor was "Pu Yi", not Puyl (with an "L"
alex5775
My rule is if it has the word fuck or wtf, it's not a credible "fact"
DavidBrooker
The sky is fucking blue.
SomeRandomThingsInLife
It actually isn't though, our eyes just perceive it that way
DavidBrooker
In order to say it isn't, you're going to have to use a very strange definition of 'is'
DavidBrooker
eg: some people say the shiny colors of a hummingbird aren't 'true' because they're from thin film interference rather than absorbance. 1/2
DavidBrooker
Saying the sky isn't blue because the color is from diffraction rather than absorbance is the same. Certainly it isn't an issue internal 2/3
snarkface
But what about the rest of the Alcatraz one?
iamalreadyaghost
Forced anal scrapping
TheBlueMuppet
It escaped, duh.
soapydux
I’ll answer that in a....
BrierFeliks
FiveFingerDeathPunchYourFarthole
Kodaxmax
these are mostly bullshit stolen from sites like buzzfead or murdoch news.
CheddarIsBeddar
Also, the Alcatraz one is untrue.
KamikazeBanana
Poop Knife
chromofoam
BombCyclone
DarkWhiteWolf
FiveFingerDeathPunchYourFarthole
*escape
TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlememes
Never would have guessed it
Hyippy
#4 for the lazy forgetful types
kgirl924
Thank you for helping the rest of us be lazy.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
I already forgot what it said...hang on *scroll back up*
MattReigns
Whew... that was close
toffeeonion
*Rocket being fired at them by Nick Cage
snarkface
You wouldn't say "An rocket" though.