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Cat tax
One more cat just in case the first four weren't enough
Most viral edit: excuse the typos, ain't nobody perfect least of all me, y'all have me laughing in these comments, send kitty pics pls
DillPixels
I love all your kitties. Plus Yardstick.
tellyourdogisaidhi
Graduated 4 ago. Four what? Minutes? Days? Decades?
Imakethingsweird
Star "The last Motherfucker" Wars
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
The cat in #8 has the Black Lung, pa. *tiny coughs*
safebot
It's also been 4 since my graduation
TapToRetry
I use my student ID from 14 years ago
MasonHess
#40: Try reading Michael Moorcock's 'Eternal Champion' books
TK421DayAtATime
LanceG
If violets were once called blue then why were they named violet?
brucom
I'm not raw dogging reality, I have leftovers stashed from previous recoveries.
4noku
4 ago
Scotia
#22 is everyone in America just greased on medication? How many people take pills they've been told they need to just exist??
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
I needed #1 too, thank you OP.
deesbees3
Always nice to find something nice friend
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
#8 https://imgur.com/NZ6JhHU
barnwolf
#1 is BS, I want a serious answer. Is it like a bus driver seniority thing? Or is the depot only for maintenance work?
sauronater
All 3 legged kitties are required to be called Yardstick now lmao
slotheroll
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bikemike
The tax. I love you.
deesbees3
And I you
DazzlingCockroach
What a coincidence! I, too, graduated four ago!
Photus
Thy doesn't mean what people think it means.
spacecatts
Thank you this irked me
ScarecrowSticks
#41
rerinm
this will always crack me up
deesbees3
Bless you for this
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nrthunderman
I listened to the whole song looking for that gif. It was kind of a waste of time, and my ears are ringing. Thanks for that.
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nrthunderman
The name of the band is why I thought that the clip would be in that video.
Chingchongpotatojack
How did the bus depot know Matthew’s name????
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
...it's right there next to his Twitter handle?
Chingchongpotatojack
You make a good point
wtftomdelonge29
Laughed longer than I care to admit at mr email spoken to the tune of mr sandman.
fetchmethatpitcher
How were we to know it was to that tune?
BowzerBrowser
Ahh thank you! I read that a few times, and it just didn't click.
Wearegrid2
SubiBryant
Lot of kitties.
deesbees3
Roommates with a bunch of cats are the best
beccademic
I too have 5 kitties and love their shenanigans plus there's always a nap buddy
faultysage
Your cats aren't roommates Karen.
deesbees3
Dude what? I'm saying my roommates have cats
faultysage
Mhmm, sure. *wink*
Emotoloid
Aristotle is funnier.
KoRplussomeletters
He's a bugger for the bottle.
tacituskilgore
ThomasThundersword
pronounce them birth wrong.
Pyrolime
narcissisthis
No, Aristotle is funnier.
BoomerTiro
You say Aristotle and I say Aristotle. You say chipotle and I say chipotle.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
DONKEY!
TheCaptain00
I screw up both in the same way; Chipotle with Aristotle
BrockEffingSamson
Let's call the whole thing off.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
#12 ari-stot-ley is for sure the funnier mispronunciation.
PajamaStripes
Agreed.
Efreeti
What if you pronounce his name a-ree-sto-te-les?
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
waygoodcereal
even though you graduated 4 ago
DukeDarkwood
FOUR WHAT!? I am being denied critical, need-to-know information!
KoolStoryBrah
It’s all inclusive. I graduated 4 years ago (... plus 3 ...)
Mirilali
Days, Weeks, months, centuries? Who knows! As long as it works why not keep using it?
nemesisx00
Four student IDs ago
GodEmperor0fMankind
You wanna know how you raw dog life? You get extremely earthshatteringly unreasonably fuck ass mad at life for having the audacity to bring
GodEmperor0fMankind
you into this fucked up hallucination the jellyfish controlling your flesh armored skeleton mech calls existence. You get so mad that you
GodEmperor0fMankind
get a hate boner and just fuck life in it's stupid fucking face. This is right and just punishment.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
You've clearly thought about this at some length.
Ambeam
*quiet
StarkRG
Why is that so hard for some people? It's not even pronounced the same like they're/their/there, what's to get mixed up?
confanity
It's even worse than that. "Thy" means "your," so "Take thy riches" means "take your own money"!
McPenguin
1000 times, yes. I almost couldn't read the next 8 thinking about that!
Stephen9000
And take my (or mine) riches. New rule: you're not allowed to use Graham's image in anything if you're semi-literate.
Idsertian
#10 Where'd you get them?
IshiKuru
We found them
Idsertian
Found them? In *Mercia?* The coconut's tropical!
IshiKuru
What do you mean?
Idsertian
Well, this is a temperate zone!
IshiKuru
The swallow may fly south with the sunOr the house Martin or the plumber may seem warmer climbs in winter!Yet these are not strangers to us?