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Chinese Pancake.
Oct 28, 2017 7:26 AM
VampirezKing
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DariaMorgendorker
Never thought to use a squeegee on my pancakes.
twfeline
Mom: "What? You only want ONE pancake for breakfast?"
mizii
When he started to make the second pancake and the camera moved I was like oooo shiiii is this a perfect loop
N3pt
煎饼
haiderjaffery
Does the GIF ever end?
forsakenlegiondude
Food ranger's YouTube channel anyone?
ILieExactlyHalfOfTheTime
These are actually pretty easy to make at home in a pan. They won't be as large, but they're just as good.
bubitrubi
looks like it could feed a family of 12
ADapperDanMan
I regret not getting one of these when I was in china
twfeline
White stuff going on the cooked one at very end -- onions?
krissypoojackets
Did he just crack eggs into it?
fizixx
Flappo Jacko Wizardry
sendMeToLordDevNull
"Hey DJ, hit me up with a pancake remix" "Sure thing fam"
MmmCookiePoops
Baking soda I need baking soda!
canadiantimberwolf
What do they fill it with?
twfeline
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aprincessbridereference
Humungotron
sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOcmUl8c7Sc
NirvanaNik
I thought that was lava
notacobra
Convergent evolution of food; They're almost identical to French Crepes, but there is no direct cultural influence.
IAmJuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez
“What’s better than pancakes?” “What?” “Huge fucking pancakes” “Hell yes” “But wait, there’s more” “Oh” “We use a spinning grill” “Shut up!”
dontyoudarereadthisusername
aww?
twfeline
No. But cool, anyway.
dontyoudarereadthisusername
I was questioning the "aww" tag that op put on this post
ItsFappingTime
Tsk oh yeah well.... the other morning.. I made eggs without burning them! Take that! Haha! I can do things too!
5tarTrek
Your mom is one of China's most popular street breakfasts.
KCBeard
And late night snacks!
professionalConfirmologist
I love crepes!
ravnsulter
This is so ineffective and labor intensive that it hurts to watch. Would still eat.
NervousKneeGrow
I was thinking that too. They must cost $20 each to make it worth the time it takes to make. Kudos on those skills tho!
GradiustheFox
Somewhere in China's far off past, a man bemoans his great hunger; But all he owns is a windshield wiper and a pottery wheel.
DirtShanks
Also a paintbrush and spackleing knife.
freehugsforeveryone
looks like someone was very hungry n ate the pixels
stormtroopr1977
This comment is truly a Great Leap Forward in quality
WhatzitTooya
Doesnt matter, I want one one of those bright ones in the middle.
m3rcuri4l
demizu
... but he was still hungry!
Uglysteve
China’s economy cannot support all the pixels so they limit everyone to 2 pixels each. Look it up.
Combatmatt
Why would anyone eat that movie?
bicpics
this fucken cat
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iDidntLikeMyLastUsernameSoiMadeThisOne
Holy shit. That's some serious pixels.
akindlysloth
Looks like someone was very lazy and didn't write and
PenguinFury
1mazrim
I miss these anyone got a good recipe for them? I've tried (and failed).
HadMeSomeChickens
Well, if you don't have a spinning cooktop...
MedicinalMarinara
I miss jianbing so much, after eating them for breakfast for months. So hard to find good ones and no chance replicating at home
lleeeeeeeroyjeeenkinss
there's a place called mr. Bing in nyc that makes them. one of the best things i ve tasted.
TheXuKeeper
https://youtu.be/oZ53C5uHoXw I've gone off this recipe and tweaked some of the ingredients, using millet flour and starch, fried wonton (1)
mijo
..
TheXuKeeper
...skin instead of you tiao, plus minced jiang cai for flavoring, you might have to change up the sauce to your liking, enjoy! (end)
1mazrim
Looks tasty
sarcasmismyjam
What's the stuff they put on top after?
1mazrim
the brown stuff near the end? i'm guessing it's thick soy sauce which is often served with it.
1mazrim
or some other kind of soy sauce
bachterman
wonton
SummonerGill
The flip off... How... Huh... Wut...
magnetotron
Yep, that was worth the wait
Ansatsunin
Not even that hard - inertia and centrifugal force help.
Daqonium
Someone make a gif of the flip by itself
EvolvedLurker
Physics
SpartaWillBurn
Inertia.
MustyYew
My stupid self thought that you meant that someone held the middle finger to the camera
jhawker27
Doing anything thousands of times will make you freakily good at it.
LordKrondor9000
Being Asian also helps. They're really good at things.
LactaidOverDose
You could be too if you apply yourself...and your entire family and cultural structure expects you to be the best at whatever you do.
FrozenFoodGuy
I walked up and down the stairs a thousand times but i still manage to trip at the last few steps at least once a month!
WinstonChurchmountain
That means you're getting good at tripping.
FrozenFoodGuy
AkumaMini
There's a guy with over 8k games on Heimerdinger in League of Legends and he can't get out of Bronze.
AkumaMini
Doing stuff thousands of times won't make you freakily good at it. You only get good if you try to get good.
FuckingInflatableFuckingCrown
NotADodgeBallCannon
Eat what you have in front of you. Then we'll talk
DrunkAzSkunk
misspoopsalot
I remember eating this every other morning in China! AMA!
whoopsiedaisies
What does the finished product look like?
misspoopsalot
Folded yellow rectangle
BionicToad
Username checks out...
misspoopsalot
Proud foodie
GreasyPicadillo
What.....Is your quest?
misspoopsalot
To eat all the food all around the world! ... I guess pooping them out is also necessary....
Imgag
What did you eat every other other morning?
HadMeSomeChickens
This
misspoopsalot
Every other morning was an exaggeration, there are so many kinds of breakfast food it’s hard to describe, I should find pictures and post
sciencebasedlifeform
Explains the username
yournextpapercut
I don't travel much. Is a "street breakfast" a popular thing?
misspoopsalot
Yep. I think in most of China its tradition to have breakfast outside, or go out in the morning and buy it home.
ButterfaceTaintClown
What is the "that" that Meatloaf refers to in his 90s hit "I would do anything for love"?
misspoopsalot
I’m afraid I’m out of my depth here, sorry
HadMeSomeChickens
When I was a kid my sister told me it was burning down a school. It was only a couple years ago I realized that she made that up.
ButterfaceTaintClown
I'm so glad I asked the question. This is gold.
Fugitoid
Be unfaithful
IAmTheBadW01f
Which part of China? I don't recall ever seeing these in Wuhan, but China is enormous
misspoopsalot
This originated from very upper north east I think, (think Dongbei) but you can find it in a few large cities like Beijing or Tianjin.
aucunnestdisponible
I don't remember seeing it neither (Zhenjiang, Jiangsu).
Luxaeus
Are there flat-earthers in China as well? I'm wondering if they really are all across the globe.
HadMeSomeChickens
*all around
Luxaeus
This guy gets it
misspoopsalot
I don’t think they care about conspiracy theories as much. I’m sure there are but they’re more focused on government conspiracies if anythin
AmotsEinhorc
If I can carry two cups of coffee and 9 doughnuts. Am I the most popular bloke at a nudist beach?
misspoopsalot
Depends on who you give the donuts to... but on a more serious note, girth > length, so you’re out of luck with that little chopstick.
HadMeSomeChickens
crusherfl
I'm heading to China soon for 4 weeks for work. Any tips? I only got the hint: "have fun with taxis" -.-
misspoopsalot
Where in China? It’s an extremely diverse country, so depending on where you go the results might be extremely different
crusherfl
thought so. Near Shanghai: Changzhou.
misspoopsalot
It’s a bit down south than what I’m used to, also quite a small city (cuz I’m used to Beijing’s scale lol). The most important things is to-
misspoopsalot
Eat freshly cookd food, especially when it comes 2 street food. Don’t eat something jst because locals are, they have a different immunity.
HadMeSomeChickens
If you poop a lot, is it hard to find public restrooms there? @misspoopsalot
misspoopsalot
Interesting question... umm, I generally don’t poop outside my house. But it’s rather easy to find toilets, given the places I spend time at
HadMeSomeChickens
Only poop at home?! You're unworthy of that username.
misspoopsalot
With that said, keep in mind I only usually stay at lavish places in one of the largest cities in China, so I can’t speak for the country
Sumirei
What are the ingredients and how much does it cost?
misspoopsalot
Cost.. well, back in the day they were like 50c US or maybe even less... nowadays I’d imagine it to be 2-3 dollars US.
misspoopsalot
This particular type of pancake/crepe is made out of cornflour, the sauce is usually a mix of fermented bean paste, fermented tofu etc
Fenix12549
I ate it a lot in China. Amazing stuff
misspoopsalot
I miss all the food in China
notbrian01
What does it look like?
misspoopsalot
They fold it into a rectangle, yellow due to cornflour, and the skin is a little crunchy. It’s savoury and full of flavour and umami
notbrian01
Delightful!
WhatsAJib
Do you think that is what induced all the excessive pooping?
misspoopsalot
I wouldn’t call it excessive... since I spent most of my life on New Zealand and only a few years in China... I just eat a lot
TreesAndShit
If a train leaves the station heading south from Beijing at 10km/h at 3pm how much penis do you enjoy on a typical Sunday?
misspoopsalot
On a typical Sunday afternoon I have my trusty not penis friend to spend quality time with :3
TreesAndShit
God speed
UpvotingtheHotButton
How big is it when it is handed over to the customer? Looks to be about 3’ long in the last frame.
misspoopsalot
They fold it quite a few times, but it’s a bit larger than A5, smaller than putting two hands flat next to each other (large hands)