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#hind #beast #southafrican #slaughterhouse
May 15, 2017 5:20 PM
ClockworkOrange1971
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#hind #beast #southafrican #slaughterhouse
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twfeline
He would be fighting ISIS, but they have shoulder-fired missiles that we sold to Saudi Arabia.
NiceNecromancer
My entire knowledge base for fighting a HIND consists of: Hide behind A/C unit then Fire rockets and repeat.
Meemal
"reliable arms dealer"
drenix
My guess is he wasnt neither enemy nor friend
Shadehawk
i lost it after "crushing rebel soldiers with the helicopter itself" its like if super mario identified as an attack helicopter.
ClockworkOrange1971
In his book he describes using the back rotor blade on a troop truck, he needed a new coat of paint after that.
asdf4881
He wasn't drummed out of the SAAF due to Apartheid ending. He retired 2 years earlier due to getting old. 4chan makes everything about race
dancainmeddd
I guess most people here are too young to remember what Rhodesia & South Africa used to be like. Downvoted.
GuardsmanMiku
Unfortunately he was finally killed when a flying torpedo boat fired a torpedo right into his cockpit
yobob591
Nice reference
zma123456
Yeah this guy had a whole crew. Most of this is widely blown our of proportion.
HarveyWallbngr
http://imgur.com/4MHIkpg
amicronesianontheinternet
"Beware an old man in a profession where men usually die young."
gablestout
ClockworkOrange1971
Lemme get ya that link then.
ClockworkOrange1971
http://www.cracked.com/article_19472_the-5-craziest-soldiers-fortune-to-ever-cash-paycheck.html 3rd or 4th one.
gablestout
Cracked? Your source is cracked?
ClockworkOrange1971
2011 cracked and his own fuckin book yea.
madjackwastaken
It should be noted that Ellis is accused of having targeted civilians and was employed by a group that broke an earlier UN-imposed arms (1/
madjackwastaken
embargo on Sierra Leone. He also didn't do shit out of spite, but because he was employed by mining magnate Tony Buckingham, who funded both
madjackwastaken
mercenary groups Ellis was part of.
GrassssssssTastesBad
This man is our only hope for survival.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
as a south african... a guy that fought in the rhodesian bush war is a fucking cunt
ClockworkOrange1971
He wrote in his book that he didnt have a choice war, imprisonment, or death. You choose.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
Unless you're on his bad side. Then there's no hope for you.
ClockworkOrange1971
Hes fucking up ISIS as we speak
thenipplebandit
We need to pair him up with chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, jackey chan and Abraham Lincoln.
ClockworkOrange1971
Nah, theyd just slow him down.
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
Looks legit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neall_Ellis
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blairmichod
So you would lie to us? I knew it!
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bC0zPngc4c
TacticalEtching
Excellent, thanks for the link.
SinsOftheErectPhoenix
Kristov: "i'm just here on holiday." the motherfucker loves his job
MacroManJr
Seems to me there wouldn't have been rebels there to begin with, if their land wasn't taken by force in the first place, fostering uprising.
MacroManJr
Not excusing the rebels, or some the atrocities done. Just saying, it's easy for a dominant white society to paint themselves as heroes.
VigorousButtstuff
Considering that helos aren't exactly fueled by spite, I have to wonder where he's getting all that fuel...
MerToo
hell if anyone wants to start him a gofundme for avgas I would donate a tenner.
SaveThePanzer
He's a merc. The people hiring him provide him fuel or money to buy fuel.
ClockworkOrange1971
Blood diamond warlords. And its africa. Im sure theres enough to steal.
ProfessionalNessieHunter
That's Zaeed from Mass Effect!
Trollslegur
I'mma make like an owl and say: "Who?"
ClockworkOrange1971
Finally someone else who made the connection.
xiafang
so he was in the apartheid SA army, then flew around killing people for warlord money. sounds like a fucking monster to me.
yobob591
Hey as long as he's killing terrorists and rebels and not civilians he sounds good to me.
xiafang
there are good reasons to be a rebel in recent african history. apartheid, for example. this guy is on the wrong side of history.
yobob591
The rebel group he was fighting was charged with war crimes, I wouldn't say so.
MerToo
oh lol we had to invent a special Nuremburg defence which was that if you could show Allies did it too you weren't prosecuted.
Zombiedrd
Thus the moral grey of being a mercenary. The group trying to take over Sierra Leone were committing ethnic genocides. Mercs are greys
ClockworkOrange1971
The RUF hung people by their entrails. Especially wealthy SL citizens. And monsters kill innocents. This man was a vigilantie.
xiafang
he was a murderer for pay. you've watched too many movies if you think he never worked for people just as bad.
ClockworkOrange1971
Just because hes willing to be a freelance merc doesnt mean he has morals.I think youre the one whos watched to many movies.Hes a Vigilantie
Vostronicle
How many horrible things would someone have to do to others before you would do anything to stop them?
sparkydeltorro
They forgot to get the Stinger.
MrSmilingDeath
If anything, the AA launcher he would've had to avoid would've been an IGLA, but the RUF didn't have that kind of firepower.
SaveThePanzer
They didn't sell Stingers to any nations he got involved in. He went out of his way to avoid conflict of interest with NATO and allies
ClockworkOrange1971
hinds have copious ammounts of flairs. And i bet he keeps a couple extra nowadays.
Ebolawakens
Flares don't do so well against stingers, esp the FIM-92J (or whatever they're on now) is pretty good.
sparkydeltorro
I was referencing Metal Gear Solid because I'm a big nerd.
Counterfit
It could also be taken to reference the Soviet invasion and attempted occupation of Afghanistan. The US supplied Stingers, and they worked
Pirsquar
"SNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!"
domestomp
RAIIIIIIIDENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BigBurkhart
"LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!"
onlyhalfghost
You younglings who beat the Hind-D with a Stinger missile. I remember back in my day (Metal Gear 1) you used a grenade launcher to do it.
SaveThePanzer
Back in the day, Afghans used to use RPG-7s with shitty sights.
onlyhalfghost
the RPG-7's warhead detonates after a certain distance (might've been when the rocket fuel burnt out) so it is usable for flak...
SaveThePanzer
They mainly lured hinds low, and then volley fired from ambush from multiple directions. Amazing what 3-4 rockets near the engine will do.
onlyhalfghost
Yeah, even a flying tank can only have so much armor on it.
runoncoffee
Question: how do you "acquire" a HIND attack helicopter??
MerToo
Cash. Lots of it.
SaveThePanzer
Easier than you think in some places. At 1 point you could buy T-72s for under 1m in the early 90s on the open market.
TheBritfag
You can still buy Soviet era MBT's online for Β£30k.
SaveThePanzer
The materiel condition is worse off these days and they're harder to import. The 90s was a wild time.
pyrrhlis
Unarmed and probably de-engined is easy. But armed and shit? Damn impossible.
Asteroidrules
They sell armed ones in Belarus.
ClockworkOrange1971
When the soviet unions collaspsed, ukraine now a self governed country, needed money. It had the largest surplus of weapons, armor, and jets
spittytrinkles
As much as I would love to believe the hype, flying a MI24 Hind solo is impressive, but maintaining one without a ground crew? Impossible.
DevonGronka
I was going to say, this story has more holes than a pound of swiss cheese...
GreedyJungle
And can the pilot operate the weapons without a gunner? Post says co-pilot but in attack helicopters the canopy is reserved for gunner/pilot
SaveThePanzer
He has had various gunners over the years. One of his back gunners was the Fijian SAS guy from the Iranian embassy crisis.
SaveThePanzer
He has a ground crew. It's just not the same one every time.
mordain23
it's (the hind chopper) russian engineering. duct tape and chewing gum will keep it going indefinitely.
dragonraven13
Reading a few other articles about this. Apparently he did have a crew.
ManRammer
Here's the guy and his MI-24 Hind in Sierra Leone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bC0zPngc4c
ManRammer
You can also see the ground crew at work reloading the gunship in the video.
NeverGetsTheNuke
The enigmatic Frenchman who insists he's here on holiday
zma123456
Why are you ruining a perfect story about some super human with your logic? Get out off here with your logic !!!
bdonpwn
WHY has Hollywood not made this a movie yet??? I'd watch in a heartbeat.
Ichose2
too unrealistic
ekzeko
Because it's about a white soldier of a former apartheid state shooting a lot... and I mean a lot of black people. Probably some cubans too.
ZombiePirateLeChuck
I'm sort of surprised no one has taken inspiration from it and repurposed the setting that the protagonist is handing out chopper justice in
Mrshilka
Was about to write this comment myself, not allowed to kill bad people if they are black remember.
ekzeko
It's about reading the room, you know. They made black hawk down. Mediocre movie, this might be exactly the same.
ClockworkOrange1971
Ive researched this extensively. Man is a legend. There isnt anything in this i cant back up... with time ofcourse.
waiwode
Yes there is. There were, and are, whites in the SAAF still. "Can't serve in SAAF because White Devil"? That's bullshit.
Anonomaly
An edit to add your sources would be appreciated. I want to believe.
SaveThePanzer
Gunship Ace, War Dog: Fighting Other People's Wars, Mercenaries: Putting the World to Rights with Hired Guns by AJ Venter are the best ones.
grubstep
Yeah it's legit. I looked it up out of curiosity and he does have a ground crew and last time he was checked had ex-specop door gunners too
SeductiveToast
So this man is literally Big Boss?
Kainus
I think the closest is Adrian Carton de Wiart, as he also lost an eye and an arm, while also being a top class badass.
Lichto
No, he's pequod.
steelreign10
The Boss is in all of us, including you and me
Ferrumkit
I ... I need an adult?
mrka12
Sources?
ClockworkOrange1971
http://www.cracked.com/article_19472_the-5-craziest-soldiers-fortune-to-ever-cash-paycheck.html crackle from 2011.
SaveThePanzer
Gunship Ace, War Dog: Fighting Other People's Wars, Mercenaries: Putting the World to Rights with Hired Guns by AJ Venter are the best ones.
spittytrinkles
I'm not saying that it didn't happen, just that he didn't do it alone.
yourownpersonalvillain
He had a ground crew. It's on his wiki page and I remember reading about it in the book on operation Barras, which he took a role in.
spittytrinkles
Title is misleading, this level of badassery is always a team effort, maybe not a sanctioned team, but a team nonetheless.
Vespii
Not necessarily misleading, I doubt he's married (no time for it)
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
Not a team. A-Team!
koalapaca
Only A-? I'd give them at least an A+
LouieLamhfada
https://i.imgflip.com/1p3m52.jpg
ShelixAnakasian
IRL Chuck Norris.
YoungChuckNorris
There can only be one.
RocketToInsanity
Airwolf*
PepperDank
chuckie norris exists in real life bud
ClockworkOrange1971
dinosaurfruit
ClockworkOrange1971
JoeHutty
On an unrelated note. Wtf are some of your recent Lego posts?
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
Oh, a Chuck Norris joke. Is it 2006 already?
AgolfHiller
Chuck Norris would defeat the rebel army with finger guns that shoot explosions
PepperDank
true
sentx
http://www.cracked.com/article_19472_the-5-craziest-soldiers-fortune-to-ever-cash-paycheck.html
NotWrenP
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reid2048
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FilthyFrankOcean
Tl;dr Mexicans and Africans suck at warfare
LifeIsARollercoaster
That was an awesome read
thebigxcat
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chopper35
holy shit that was an awesome read.
LordAlfrey
Funniest thing I've read in a while
gowski
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SwordofaThousandTruths
Boop
someonechangedtheirusername
Great read!
jacksnack
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Fjuben
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SleemanDrinks
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SourK
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tracereading
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RavaTar
ITradeNewds
ah 2011 cracked. right before it descended into the shit pits upon its own free will. a golden age of humor and actually good opinions
samsonguy920
some good opinions
sentx
The day/week that they were bought out, the website was a trainwreck. Feels similar to finding out an old friend is a crack addict now.
Robvp
So that's why they keep pushing cringy SJW articles
NotSoAngryGuy
I loved Seanbaby's articles
Robvp
2/ said white gloves in old cartoons and videogames were racist.
petrie911
I know you're not joking, but part of me still won't believe it and wants to see the article.
sentx
fuck... http://www.cracked.com/article_23708_5-iconic-parts-pop-culture-that-are-secretly-racist.html
sentx
\#2 As part Irish, I am not sure if anyone cares \#1 Dawn of Dead zombies was allegory to corporate conformism, like THX1138 (same decade)
Robvp
Cracked is so bad right now, even the personal experiences team is failing to put out decent content, last week there was an article that 1/
Secsletariat
I can't remember when this was precisely, but the turning point for me was when they changed one of the "5 badass historic facts about >>
Secsletariat
>> women" articles to "5 historic facts about women proving modern men are sexist". The original title was still in the URL. Bad title guy.
Rikkytikky
Doot
AerodynamicDuck
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DickwadMcDucking
doterino
IDontKnowWhatImDoingSendHelp
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mariopudding
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ozzyatemyneighbor
Will read later
BigTexsBoot
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FacundoGerding
thanks, pretty good read
ClockworkOrange1971
Holy shit that last guy tho.
MVPenis
TIL I only need 33 people to take over a country
Robvp
5 times
tyrsfavoritesword
I'm sitting here once again unemployed and I wonder... is he bored cause it sounds like fun.
Boredman
Wikipedia: "Born a Roman Catholic, Denard converted first to Judaism, then to Islam, and finally back to Catholicism again."
WorkNCSpace
Im not even mad.
ClockworkOrange1971
ZOMGNO
I'm too lazy to click the link. OP, Can you make a post for us? This was a good offering.
ClockworkOrange1971
Leaves air force, '52 nigeria, nigeria dealing with commie bastards with fuckin migs, puts rockets on wings, Blows migs up, no kia. 2/2
ClockworkOrange1971
I will do my best but the articles are spaced out and not entirely complete.
ZOMGNO
No worries! If you made any post i'd be happy. I've been imguring nearly 4 years... nearly everything is a repost. This was new though : D
ClockworkOrange1971
ClockworkOrange1971
4th guy, fought in WW2, british wouldnt take him,join Fins, kill commies, with modified civilian aircraft with rockets, war ends, 1/2.
Robvp
Last dude basically enacted 5 coupes on an african country, twice on the same guy, who he made president after he couped him out once
ZOMGNO
Hahahaha, awesome
gillotte
That's a pretty good read. I'm surprised his hind wasn't capable of nighttime missions though. While a hind is armored it's even better and
SaveThePanzer
He had an older Hind-D. Its covered in Al Venter's book "Gunship Ace." A recommended read for those interested in this sort of thing.
gillotte
scarier(for your enemies) if they literally can't see you but you can see them.
Jomini001
The hind he flew was not quite top of the line. EO used it for transport and light CAS. Killed 2k guys? Please.. that's absurd.
OhmsSecond
When you can just hover and gun down folks with cannons? No problem :S
Ferrumkit
Without having the hard data, you'd need to break it up over x hours, and the Hind is a heavy hitter of a helo, a few good strafes could be>
Ferrumkit
plausable, especially if they had no experience against air attacks and were massed up. Remember body count is always a guess based on what>
Ferrumkit
each side provides in numbers. If he hit a few convoys that could easily count up hundreds. though yes, 2k is a far reach if it was short.
MerToo
if the Rwandans killed millions with machetes then this guy is plausible, but we should test the theory by firing a 57mm rocket into a crowd
gillotte
Yeah I doubt they had that many people in their whole army but I could see him killing a couple hundred easily. And he could have just got
HiddenSanity
The army was larger than that, and a lot of them did not have guns for weapons... but 2.5k is still really doubtful.
Jomini001
They had lots of dudes. But they fought like a blob. Just big militias basically. Better at killing civilians than fighting
Jomini001
The dude definitely flew for EO in SL. But the stories in OP are fabrications. He's no superhero or Rambo type. He's a fuckin transport pilo
gillotte
some good nightvision goggles and trained himself with them though. That would be a economical way to get some night time capability.
Toralar
After reading through your comments, you don't know shit about night vision equipment, man.
gillotte
I know a good deal more than you think I know.
Jomini001
Decent NV is harder to come by overseas than you think, especially 20 years ago.
gillotte
Hmm I kind of doubt that. Anyone that could supply him with a hind or the ammo for the hind could easily get him some decent civilian or
spittytrinkles
Only '90s Mercenaries remember.
Glaynus
Yea because clearly one man can maintain an attack helicopter and there is no such thing as anti aircraft missiles in africa
SaveThePanzer
He was funded and provided ground crew by the groups that hired him. It's actually covered in the book this is an excerpt from.
CoolSnackChris
I hope the book isn't written the same way this excerpt was written. Painful to read
SaveThePanzer
No, this is largely just 4ch's bad summary. Venter is a really good author to pick up for anyone interested in modern mercenaries.
yobob591
There is no such thing as AA missiles in Africa, or at least they are extremely rare
yobob591
and are fielded by actual nations that can afford them
MerToo
and my experience of Africa suggests that the chances of such equipment being properly maintained & correctly operated is near zero.
MerToo
* sub-saharan Africa, not counting South Africa, who mostly know what they're doing.
MerToo
hahahaha you've never been to Africa, have you? An overwhelming percentage of them couldn't shoot down a Hind even if they *did* have AAMs.
Shargan8
Go ask Mike Durrant for his opinion.
MerToo
his relatively-flimsy (compared to a Hind) helo took a lucky shot from an RPG. The only competent soldiers in Somalia are the Foreign Legion
MerToo
and yes, I have been there, too =)
ClockworkOrange1971
I highly doubt an AK can take down a hind.
gillotte
Back in 1949?
drenix
Why yes, 1949 of Year 2000
monkeymuffins
I don't think he was flying helicopters as a baby...
gillotte
oops lol my bad I just was skimming it for a date.
HowAboutThatUpdog
Some of this is very much over exaggerated.
JGGennedy
Okay "IslamicStateImgurAccount," sure...
Randomcomma
On 4chan? Unprecedented!
mordain23
unlike any other war story ?
HowAboutThatUpdog
The best war stories are the ones that don't paint a good guy
ratfaceddog
As opposed to exaggerated the appropriate amount?
HowAboutThatUpdog
Some exaggeration on a story isn't a bad thing
ratfaceddog
I realize that sentence is a train wreck, btw.
Contra3IsTheHardestGameEver
Sure, your opinion might be more reliable than a 4chan's.
Wolfos
Honestly it surprises me that any of it is true at all. Are there any reliable sources for this?
JHRD1880
Well he does exist and some of it happened, but I doubt he killed 2500 people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neall_Ellis
tumppu
Denard is a real guy. Saying he was "a roaring success" is a bit much, but he did influence the Comoros a lot, and not always well.
OzmaAsimov
It does seem pretty far-fetched.
SaveThePanzer
He's actually really well documented though.
ClockworkOrange1971
http://www.cracked.com/article_19472_the-5-craziest-soldiers-fortune-to-ever-cash-paycheck.html
OzmaAsimov
I'm going to need to see a more reliable source than Cracked. But I'm too lazy to look it up myself.
ClockworkOrange1971
Well, that sucks man. I got work. You dont believe it... well sucks for u.
OzmaAsimov
Not really. Doesn't affect me one way or the other. I'm just commenting that it seems unlikely, and the sources so far aren't very credible.
Jomini001
That's putting it generously
HowAboutThatUpdog
Yeah, there's no way in hell you could land a hind on somebody who is trying to presumably kill you
ClockworkOrange1971
it came from multiple sources. And yes you can gotta be quick with thick and heavy plating. Something i believe he can afford.
Xplode441
You've never played battlefield.
Counterfit
There are no Hinds in Battlefield (3 or 4, anyway)
Xplode441
K
Jomini001
Right?
HowAboutThatUpdog
The person who wrote this stuff out probably has no experience with machines like the Mi-24Ds besides like GTA
istealthepixelsfromreposts
A random person on 4chan is indeed unlikely to have experience with attack helicopters.
Jomini001
And it is so very frustrating to read and see all these dumbass comments sucking dick over fairy tales
gillotte
Actually it's easier than you think if the person flying it is a good pilot. Also the hind isn't a small helicopter.
override367
A hind is pretty well armored for a helicopter but a bunch of people shooting at one that's trying to land will fuck it up
override367
i mean, if its trying to land on them, so they basically can't miss
gillotte
The hind though is pretty well armored for small arms fire so it could literally just ignore them. I think a rpg or a missile could take it.
eggmuffin
People tend to move out of the way of big things.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Some people definitely do. Others act like idiots with their mouths hung open. Mental shock is weird that way.
AH64Titties
Actually know several UH-60 pilots who have done this in Afghanistan to squirters
vidyagaem
i don't think you could outrun a large speeding attack helicopter coming right for you
Ewanator
The doom guy has returned
Cherray611
Yep, pretty much...
LeeroyTheBird
Doom Guy never left.
tomyironmane
and he brought a goddamn flying tank
VexicalG
"They are Rage. Brutal. Without Mercy. But you... You will be worse. Rip and Tear. Until it is done.
nuggdavis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZMg9ryeWOw
mustang2733
The Doom slayer has returned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcz95p8Q2GM
WhiteSavage
mick. fucking. gordon.
dockedteacher
Great grand papi doom guy
Pryotra
He is the tramatic event.
ImJustASalad
Hell has a lot to deal with
Freakingdoomguy
Honestly that's a bit much even for me
MetalRearSolidVThePhantomPeen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
ShyNynaeve
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm932Sqwf5E
GSSubmarine
RIP AND TEAR!!
Trollslegur
http://imgur.com/FsOpkl6
WhiteSavage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frGoX8qmn3A
flikrdoodles
He's a man and a half!
phtevenz
He is real, the prophecies were right!
Huruga
he is the traumatic event
phtevenz
He is the one who knocks.
Saker82
He is the ill intent.
WoggyWogs
Rip and tear, until it is done.
panpan
Is that a quote?
LiquidGoldMonkey
They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
It's like you never played Choplifter or Desert/Jungle Strike.
Cheesecakecrush
Who knew they were based on a real person? WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
maliciousGman
I played Nuclear Strike on the ps1. It was glorious.
Brainsplosion
Loved the Strike games. Absolute favorites as a kid.
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
There were so many, and they were all the same, but I rented one of them at least one weekend per month.
HeraklesG
MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE!
elizardo
ISIS HATES HIM.CLICK HERE TOLEARN HIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!
Anhabanana
To have a will of steel and the rage of Thor
Eldibs
And an attack helicopter.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Yeah but before he found a dealer in ammunition he would just faltten soldiers by landing on them!
blairmichod
Machine guns and missiles.
Boofernut
"...And with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plains, seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him..."
ClockworkOrange1971
Never realized how much those guys have in common.
MetalCloud
"...And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him, The Doomslayer."
xRocketman52x
Stop. No more. I'm tearing up. *sniff*
Ruvic
**sick fucking guitar riff**
BARRIIICADEtv
@ewanator @boofernut @metalcloud @ruvic you are all my spirit animal now.
yax51
Are we sure this isn't Linda Glocke in disguise?
LeeroyTheBird
No, it's Doom Guy
Ssssssssssss
Don't doubt Linda.
ClockworkOrange1971
CongratsYouAreHereNow
ever seen the movie blood diamond?
ClockworkOrange1971
Maybe man, what year, any famous actors?
MarkofWisdom
Who? I sincerely don't know who that is or why they are famous/relevant to this.
Conman1
https://19818-presscdn-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/6a9/17/tJiZIyV.png
beadyeyedsquirrel
watthefrak
Melissa McCarthy looking chick who vowed to "destroy isis", she's built like Melissa too
MarkofWisdom
Ok, thanks for the info
Celebrimbor
Linda made the RUF into WasWas
kepler20c
Nah, but she did give them a rough time.
Celebrimbor
I'm just now realizing your pun and it's good
kepler20c
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
Well...her Name has "Glock" in it, one of the biggest Gun producers in the world...so..
FirstDagger
Glocke means Bell in German and Glock has the same word root so you are not wrong.
Gayforbae
No, her name is Glocke. That's the Chinese knockoff off version that blows your dick off for like.... Just No reason.
glutenfreetoast
Well a normal Glock chambered in .40 S&W runs the risk of doing that too.
tsunayou
a bee flew into my room once....I slept on the couch for a week until it died.
silverknight007
Joke acknowledged. In case of reoccurrence, try using a vacuum.
sciencebasedlifeform
Not all heros wear capes
rickeyspanish
I once almost killed a spider with my bare hands until it looked at me.
SmellOfMonkey
Mayve you shoukd have made a Trojan bee...i mean just a bee, just an ordinary, really big, bee
pursuant2me
Haha, you wimp! Same thing happened to me and I ventured back to the room after 5 days...5 DAYS!!
TemporalOnline
Basically what USSR did to the nazis during WWII when they entered their home, I guess...
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I always lead them into the outside. I guess I am a more successful Chamberlain of Bee-Human relationsships.
sciencebasedlifeform
The Bee Whisperer
Mockingbirb
TheBlackVan
Is rather face the entire People's Liberation Front than a bee, too. Thats not really a fair fight.
Godomaut
The art of war! Fight the enemy where they aren't
ClockworkOrange1971
*Bee makes hive* "Get the napalm greg!"
GnomeCompSci
Bees are cute and nice though
tsunayou
fucking seinfeld is holding out. something about not wanting to play a bee again.
Koshunae
The thing that sets us apart from other animals is our persistence. We used to hunt by following prey until it died of exhaustion.
RalphH
There is one hero in this thread, and it is you!
smallskillerofhambino
BallsackMcGirkin
AmachiHitsugi
You hardcore.
squip
What if, instead of attacking the enemy, no wait, let me finish, what if we just waited until they died of old age? Think about it
liliantbn
In other words, you let them win and do all they want. Which can be mistreating the surrounding civilians. And their children follow them
Jackhawk9000
We put whiteout on a bee
siihb
oh look a sarcastic comment, how unexpected to find on the internet.
Solivoid
Bees, quite a few times, flew into a bus I was in. I held it in my hand, and tossed it out of the window. Cute little things.
MrSmilingDeath
I found out bumblebees make hives in dirt mounds underground the day I accidentally mowed over one. Found out I'm allergic to bees.
Anhabanana
Ah, the age of discovery
MrSmilingDeath
That day, it sucked to be 12.
Scuzzellbutt
I'm a goddamn madman(well madwoman actually) with a fly swatter. Insects get in my house and it's curtains for little buzzy.
timefaith
This is me. I'm so scared that I have to kill em all! No prisoners, no survivors. Spiders, flies, bees, silverfish, --pedes. Dead.
mdjenkin93
War makes men of us all...
ottotravel
"I hate war as only a soldier can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity." DDE
IronLotusMum
LOL no it doesn't.
Kijips
Elaborate?
Naveedamin7992
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tsunayou
I warred...it sucked and I wish no one would ever have to do it. tell me better.
numberonespongebebfan
I don't think sleeping on the couch till a bee dies in your room counts as warring but what do I know
tsunayou
Does enlisting in the US Infantry and deploying to a combat zone count? cuz thats on the ol resume also.
BlackWolfLeon
But it's a bee...Not a wasp?
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Most likely was a wasp. Wasps are total assholes who deserve to die
barkybrown
Wasps have ruined it for bees of all kinds...
flightlessfruit
Try to explain the difference to a people that doesn't notice their honey being cut with fructose syrup δΉ(γ)γ
PompKnight
There's also phobias. I KNOW most bees aren't gonna call hundreds of friends to kill me. It's not an irrational fear for nothing.