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Apr 1, 2018 6:08 PM

martinyver

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we need something like that.. its too rooted in everything. we need an alternate, but it will ruin after time as well.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck, this post aged horrible...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Facebook is a virus spread to far and it will reconstruct itself emidietly after demolition

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone deleted Facebook, would lots of proxy Facebooks pop up like with ThePirateBay?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

player one type stuff.. nooice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"...And then remake it, with hookers and blackjack!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking do it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Please do, then snapchat as well.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Aww... ok. Fine I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we not repost this anymore? Like, I get it, and it would be cool, but I think everyone has seen it by now and useful reposting is over.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, easy to "offer" lots of things

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believed this for a half second

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does he have 100 billion?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its going to be very interesting to see how Facebook dies

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd be for this, but I need it to stay in touch with friends overseas.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll throw in on this

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I got $8 gogogo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't it Ted Nugent that tried to buy Muzak until they found out he wanted to shut it down?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

except in the real world it's zuckerberg that can afford to buy and delete ol' musky

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 6

Check again.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither of them are going to sell lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Only on April fools

8 years ago | Likes 521 Dislikes 6

But it says March 30th...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Date on the article says March 30th, but yeah probably April fools.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted May 10, 2018 4:30 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That’s cute. You think people can’t lie on the other 364 days of the year

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 14

You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Considering it's Elon... I wouldn't actually be surprised if it turns out to be true.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Fuck mark hes a douche

8 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 14

Whoah Elon, he'll hike the price if you keep that language up

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a brave comment.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I want Tom back.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Oh hi Mark

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I did nAHt hit HUUr. I DID NAHT...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who's Mark?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

he's johnny's best friend

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Zucc

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Embrace the Zucc

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Zucc Succs

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

On the one hand, I could see how that is a very Elon thing to do, but it is simply not feasable

8 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 6

And there wouldn’t be any point. Some competitor could build a site that’s similar enough and people would flock to it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thats whAT yoU THINK

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

They said that about landing the rocket on a sea platform right.? Let’s keep saying things can’t be done to old musky

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Facebook is worth more than 20 times Elon Musk's net worth.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you know how easy it is to delete the servers? Just ask my coworkers.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Accurate username is accurate

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

neither is putting a tesla on an escape trajectory...see a pattern here?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

The launch was a test they needed to do either way, strapping a used car to it turned it into a successful marketing maneuver.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's entirely feasable, that only costed him as much as the roadster, no more. Facebook would cost around 500 billion

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're forgetting SpaceX. It cost him spaceX dollars to do this. however many that is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First Paypal, then space travel, now this genius plan? Mr. Musk is batting 1000.

8 years ago | Likes 393 Dislikes 13

I’m always puzzled by this attitude—PayPal was shady as hell for a very long time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tesla couldn't afford Snapchat much less Facebook. Facebook could buy tesla though...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Facebook is worth about half a trillion dollars and Musk is worth under 20 billion.... so good luck with that. Oh happy April fools btw

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Next seems to be Internet through low orbit satellites n shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And next President then King of Earth then Mars Conqueror then...RoboMusk

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

i figure somewhere before that will be muskmusk, his line of manly fragrances

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget flame throwers!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

What space travel?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Never heard of SpaceX?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I have, that's why i'm asking.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

They are working on space travel. Starting with reusable rocketd

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

By that logic everyone is working on space travel.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9