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Feb 28, 2017 4:06 AM
TheEscapeArtist
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rehldeal6
This is a pretty cringy post
50percentJoe
You ever think its kind of shitty to post a quote over a person that didn't say that?
IceCreamButtholes
You're literally complaining about people talking about the Oscars while talking about the Oscars.
spicypeter
While I agree with what you're saying, being condescending about it is the easiest way to discourage someone from listening to what you say.
PGTipsMonkeh
Yeah, none of you fuckers are any fun at parties. Or in general by the sounds of it.
RileyS56
How about none of it matters, you'll die before you can count to 10,000,000,000
procrastinatingagain
Sometimes an escape is important. I watch tons of news, read a few papers daily and occasionally it's too much. So a laugh is necessary.
mongoose40
He knows. His name is escape artist.
trollmobile
MFW I read the news and feel edgy af for doing it.
Str8Grizleh
How about we just let people enjoy things
Frederf
FussyZeus
Pseudo-intellectual posturing at it's finest.
rainbowsigns
THANK YOU
LapisScarab
I don't care about the Oscars as much as the next guy, but fuck off.
perry147
Is P.E. 's son claiming he/himself worked for the CIA or that PE worked for the CIA?
ZaneBarrow
And I'm like "Hey people can care about more than one thing at once, isn't that crazy?" Fuck you.
SqueakShow
Agreed, although I've met way too many people that only care about reality TV and nothing "boring" like politics, science or world news.
Blarghd
You seem very smart
rizotto95
#iamverysmart
JaceCameron
Damn. I want your news source!
wetqueef
r/iamverysmart
lovebriangreene9000
Great post Alex Jones
WhatsTheMatterBeavis
I'm tired of just bitching. I want to somehow make real change for the better.
mitchenvar123
"Don't break an arm jerking yourself off" - Rick Sanchez
Volimar
You'll be happy to know that the proposed Arizona law was scrapped.
ineedtopoopsobad
Did you hear about the bagel on the train in London?
harper54
What a time to be alive.
BalfMalark
hes got a bagel on his head! hes got a bagel on his head!
SlutAtNight
And I'm like: What about the exoplanets?! How about that SpaceX??
TheJonSnowShow
Anybody read the article about the mushroom growing in my shower? Hmm probably not.
SpecimenSpiff
To think that just 25 years ago we had no confirmation of the existence of planets outside our own system to what we know now. It's AMAZING.
Molder12
Bruh SpaceX has been blowing my socks off I'm so excited for what they have going. Manned missions to mars are in the future
PhilKenSebban
Sometimes I think NASA is just trying to find a way off the planet for a bunch of smart people. So one day a delivery guy will rock up at >>
Laylah77
Sssshhhh!
PhilKenSebban
NASA HQ which will be empty except for a note that says "So long, and thanks for all the fish"
Pandaphant
Your submissions indicate that you have hobbies too. Why do you have these hobbies WHEN SPAIN PROSECUTED 65 BANKERS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH
Eloquentelephant565
Is watching tv considered a hobby?
realwomenfightnaked
Yeah, I like watching tv in the winter in my free time. Not much to do in snow and rain.
JumpedtheGun
They could be a movie buff.
whoknowswhoitis
Is mayonnaise a hobby?
KEDAAAH
No Patrick, mayonnaise isn't a hobby.
CosmoTripper
SPAIN has never prosecuted 65 bankers. Think we're in a country where the royal family has been proven to steal millions, the judge said 1/2
CosmoTripper
they're guilty. But all they had to do is pay 100000€ and that's it. No jail. Nothing. How a country like this will prosecute anything? 2/2
omega315
Spain is diferent
AllWeAreIsDustinNguyen
You do realize news is made up of multiple stories do you not?
Lugh314159
...all of which play for a finite amount of viewers' eyeballs, time, and level of engagement.
TGWeaver
Man I know you wanted to sound smart but saying news vies for "a finite amount of viewers' eyeballs" is fucking stupid right out the gate.
KitsunesFire
Can I get some sauce on that arizona bill
UrKungFuNoGood
http://lmgtfy.com/
bananathundercats
It also failed to pass the house, just fyi
Kuebiko
Arizona Bill sounds a lil like Florida Mans more Sneaky politician cousin.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"While Florida man was caught masturbating with mayonaisse in a post office, a stealthfull criminal managed to pass a discrimination law."
Thingsthatmakeyousayhmmm
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/plan-a-protest-lose-your-house-bill-sb-1142-killed-by-arizona-house-9121181
TheImperiumOfMan84
Nice
KitsunesFire
Thank you
chudtime
Thank God someone remembered what it was like to be American and killed that stupid ass bill.
LiterallyAWizard
Don't worry, they'll probably sneak it into something else later into the year, over and over again, until it passes.
Igotbannedforpoliticalposting
Don't get too happy, just yet. The government loves the idea of civilian asset forfeiture