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Dec 31, 2016 10:19 AM
Lucksm1th
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Womblebat
@saggateron This is just reminding me of that conversation we had about whether hot cheese and dick would be a terrible combination.
Arthritor
Dude looks like Matthew Mcconaughey
gazxog42
Bow chicka wow wow
Balthazarblake
It's a dick in a box
AllAroundSad
"It's a bit more speckled than I would have liked"
Subsound
How to ruin a pizza with something small, and use software to hide your shame.
PhilliesNuts
upvoted to check upvote color
MathewMara
Did she not order pepperoni..?
Rockingagorillasuit
This pizza ain't gonna eat itself!
BrickOodie
You guys I think he cock was in there.
mickison
Doesn't the cheese burn?
Thatllbuffrightout
Big Sausage Pizza co.
ChrisGibbons
Dear god noooo!!! That is not a place you want molten cheese.
GettinSprucy
Haha holy shit +1 for title
StephenSilverman
That what the other guy is doing..
hawtie
Large pie, with..... Extra sausage.
MikeTornado
Just a dick in a (pizza)box
ChiefMasterAirmanFirstClassSelectInCharge
I tried to do this. Now I've got third degree burns on my dick.
BadToTheBoner
"There's a hole in my pizza"
PhilosopherOnWeed
SexyClaptrap
I want to see the original...
KyleMccormack
This is amazing
FullGrownChild
Bigsausagepizza.com
Lucksm1th
I'm not clicking that.
vrflyer
It's a trap.gif !
FullGrownChild
Wise decision
C4ND1M4N
Would you still eat the pizza even if your own dick touched it?
TheMasterDB8er
The answer is fuck yes i would.
forestfinagle
Your hands are likely just as dirty
redlitdi
Dick cheese so gotta pass
icanhazusername
Um... Clean your dick then? Unless you are being punny?
Eichimaru
Zacle6
ry4nr3l3ntl355
Yes it's just a bit of dick
murks
Wait... are you saying you'd rather eat it if someone else's dick touched it?
IamTheBanHamer
YoureUsingButtholeOutOfContext
It's pizza. Id eat it regardless of who's dick had touched it, considering the dick was clean.
bertrand2060
She seems disapointed by the blue upvote. I can relate.
racl101
This chick is one of the best cack swallowers.
dajigizup
She's thinking what a waste of a pizza
Lucksm1th
In a couple more shade changes imgur will have blue upvotes. Just planning ahead.
bertrand2060
Lazy... I can relate too.
livinglife9009
I haven't updated on mobile. So I still see green. Yay!
TylerMalloy
It's still green.
IAmTheUnpopularOpinion
Nah it's like a strange aqua color
rabidporcupines
Angelina Valentine. God...I am so lonely.
JohnScipio
Do not look her up boys, she's gotten way too much plastic surgery for a 30 year old.
racl101
Well spend less time on porn remembering their names and more time fixing what's wrong with you so that a chick might actually date you.
CousinEddy
Don't feel bad I recognized her too
satanscott
I feel like Angelina Valentina* was a wasted opportunity.
Rengii
There were probaly like 8 other pornstars with that name already.
cominginhot
researching intensifies
AgentScruffy
So just saying if he's hard, how is the box closed at first?
RGBCAMERA
plot twist its 1 inch long
Lucksm1th
Asking the important questions.
Cakebathonetyone
You can see he moves the box forward as he is opening, causing the part of the box by the hole to push it up.
Brumack
Actually he just has a small male appendage
exxxcelllentYASSSS
An erect penis can be angled upward, like tucked into the waist band of gym shorts. Same principle. Then it plops out...
BurgerNippz
So what you're saying is one whole side of his dick is covered in greasy pizza oil haha?
AgentScruffy
That's what I was thinking D:
bananafats1
Well at least when she'll give him a blowjob his penis is gonna taste like pizza. So that's nice.
BurgerNippz
Wait.... Free lube, genius
blastedsteak
The nitty gritty deets. These are what I pondered as well. Anything is lube if you are brave enough??
BurgerNippz
Yeahh dude/ dudette! I mean it's oil based so I bet there's worse things out there.. What's your guys' worst thing you've used?
BlasserDuennerJunge
Why are male porn stars mostly old and "ugly" while female porn stars are wearing 2 kg make up. Who thinks this is sexy in any way?
Beholdthewang
That's supposed to be the point. Nobody wants to watch 2 normal boring people fuck. Oh man look at that they're doing missionary yet again
DaDisser
I'm always confused when i watch porn and i seen comments about how hot the guy is and its like, in what fucking world is this nigga hot
tryin2figureitout
Apparently millions of people.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Not in gay porn.
youthisforever
Men have longer careers. Or what do I know, I'm not a industry expert
FatchertheCatcher
They got big dicks.
owlest
they want ugly dudes who cant get laid IRL to fantasize about it i guess
racl101
Men are picked based on: the size of their pork swords, their stamina, their ability to hold their load and blast it. 2nd for their looks.
Nova225
Because porn is mostly aimed at men who don't care what the guy looks like
dietderpsy
Men are chosen for their ability to perform, they are just considered walking dicks.
FuckyBarnes
That's why I always go for amateur ;)
Magicmat
You're choosing the wrong category. Amateur often has the best (but also some horrors too - the risk is yours).
OtherRichard
Watched a tv series about it several years ago starring Seymour butts. Basically he said its hard for dudes to finish on film so he 1/2
OtherRichard
Tends to hire the same dudes over and over again because the new ones often let him down. They did an entire episode about it.
SavageHonesty
AKA Why I avoid watching "traditional" porn.
SirShanksALotStrikesAgain
Yep, only gay-interacial-midget-tentecle-hentai for me. Yes sir
The4thWiseMan
Dude, I still recommend it over watching your parents.
uglyshirts
Porn is meant to be an exaggeration; a cartoon. And it doesn't matter how attractive the men are. Their faces aren't the part that matters.
BlasserDuennerJunge
Not part of that matter? Actually... as a gay man, I prefer good looking guys.
Clemptor
I find this hilarious, the guys face doesn't matter, but his money shot does. GAAAAYYYY.
Shayceror
It does if you're watching it and attracted to men.
Comradesjeltonarmy
There are other outlets for that.
uglyshirts
Ugly dudes with comically huge dicks are gonna get the job over good-looking guys with normal dicks in every single case.
MoistTissue
Well kinda, I read into what it takes to be a male porn dude, at least a 7 inch and the ability to cum on command.. Which is hard
OneOfTheChosenOnes
That's it? Well fuck.