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Apr 10, 2020 7:28 PM
notyourmuse
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Thymantistoboggan
AtsaMattaForMe
kerBamf
-6 mood debuff. I slaughtered someone like they were an animal.
I0VE525P00GE
Don’t get me started...I haven’t organised my dismembered vagina drawers in like forever...I just keep putting it off.
Yupurineutah
They always give me the cold shoulder.
gatharen
They all taste the same to me.
kyzentun
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
I can't fit people in my freezer anymore
mzstakes
That bitch carol baskin doesn’t have that problem
themuttonisniceandlean
I was a science teacher. My freezer is dangerous. I have had from sea urchins to sting rays in my freezer to show the students up close.
icthree
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
HappyBanjoGuy
Explains the book on the shelf: “Serving Man”
HeyLookItsTheVagynaGuy
I've said it before and I'll say it again... tag em and bag em! C'mon people stay organized!
icthree
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Nanananahatman
If I can recognize them then I failed the dismemberment.
HillOfBeans
colderfish
Fava beans?
JennyIronTeeth
Moments is where its at
notyourmuse
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NoThisIsNoms
Just throw yourself in there and experience the next generation
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
UnriskyBusiness
It's a good habit to always label what you put in the freezer. I do Name/Cut/Date/Estimated servings.
jeanpPlanetBaron
All the important information.
grandfaloon
Estimated servings! muahahahaha
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
Dave/rump/2018/6-9
icthree
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Evillink1
phydaux4242
Worked with a guy, socially inept, VERY creepy. More than once I said to him "So, you got a freezer full of dead hookers, don't you?"
Strongirl
And what did he say???
kyzentun
"Yeah, but I'm not gonna help you hide yours."
Mack1986
Ha. I'm not a SERIAL killer
MutePoliticalPosters
Ha. I'm not a cereal killer, but I do eat it after it's dead.
commentsivehadafew
LPT: Help yourself put a name to a face by using a sharpie to write their name on their face
grandfaloon
"Name to the face" literally
CatJumper
Barbarian. I always write it on the outside of the ziplock.
MaddMatter
Nah then the moisture gets to it and can wipe it off
grandfaloon
Or can't identify which parts belong to which head
CmfMttnPpl
Well thats why you cycle out your corpses.. if not u stuck with a Frankenstein BBQ
Meltemi
This is why I always make sure to put little labels on the Tupperware containers. Sharpie and masking tape works like a charm.
resettedto0chick
?? but you eat them anyway
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Exdee to the max
notyourmuse
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John20012
https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwqnzqjuqGovZlK/giphy.gif
theyamayamaman
pro tip: always label your freezer paper. it only takes a second and saves you tons of time later.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
if the sharpie gnomes would let me keep JUST ONE sharpie out of the 10 pack I bought...