At least there are a few blankets to lay on in here. *via closet*

Sep 8, 2016 2:18 AM

TheTinmen

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Currently trying to think of something funny to tell the officer when they let me out.

Womble? Are you having trouble with your doors again?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hereby cast this as my vote for how you should come out of the closet. And film it. For evidence.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I guess I'll assume you tried to free yourself in some manner, and are in some weird kind of closet.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Thanks for helping me out of the closet. I couldn't come out by myself."

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"You guys took this much better than my father did."

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Coming out of the closet, eh?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is everything you own in a box to the left?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Calling suspect on this one.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

"Tada!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got locked in a bathroom at a deaf school when I was 5. Worst case senario.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Well this wasn't how I was PLANNING to come out of the closet..."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worst part about going in? Coming out...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does your closet lock in the first place?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some numbnuts from before put a locking knob on a closet door.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Soviet's at it again...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"thanks to the government I can now come out of the closet"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm just such a huge fan of Tom Cruise, and I wanted to do a tribute."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a little girl named Matilda, I can relate to this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THEN I PULLED OUT MY GU-UN!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the fuck did you manage to do that?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This isn't my Tardis!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Bruh could've called the pizza man would be less awkward and probably cost less

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pics or it didn't happen

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

There. Happy? "Update from le closet"

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:40 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You're pretty

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

My thoughts after seeing the black Beanie , is this guy robbing the place ???

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You some kind of stupid?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Honestly I would've just broken the door down, which is probably dumb but yep.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The police are the only people you can call?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just moved into a new apartment like 3 weeks ago, dont really know anyone in the area.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

What about apartment management haha? Oh well, good luck bud!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Landlord is kinda a strange one....rather not talk to that woman...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Do you have any confetti/glitter on hand? Burst out when its unlocked as flamboyantly as possible and toss them into the air.

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Be careful in some countries you can get shot for doing that

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"IM SUPER! THANKS FOR ASKING"

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

*bang bang bang* *Code 10-13, Repeat Code 10-13. Suspect charged*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'm thuper! Thankth for athking!" *limp wrist*

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Easy. When they let you out yell "I'M GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

9 years ago | Likes 363 Dislikes 4

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9 years ago (deleted Nov 20, 2016 2:10 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

*upvote. Easy on, Facebook.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the confetti.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you spelled forgetti wrong

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Glitter, yo. Go hard or go back in the closet

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idubbz?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

idubbbz

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can only read that with his voice

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I might do this lol.

9 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 1

I'd go with "I'm vegan."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Did you do it?!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OP died, the police didn't make it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bonus points if he calls you Mr. Cruise

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

He didn't say he was a fudge packer!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But he ain't messin with no guys crack(er)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let us know how much the ticket is.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

You don't get a ticket for being locked ina closet lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless your 5 years old and lost, police are not your friend...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

yes they are unless you are doing something stupid that could hurt someone

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ticket? What for?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Waste of public resources

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Is... Is that a thing somewhere? :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0