Dump of things that gave me a chuckle

Aug 21, 2020 8:19 AM

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Doggo tax for making it to the end of that megadump. Have a blessed weekend.

There is fully rain without thunder.

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#10 "you live like this?"

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No rain without thunder?

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I am so nostalgic for 16. I even used to work video rental for 5 years, seeing shit like that made my day. Reminds me of my dad and me.

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#21 what’s up with him pushing an empty stroller?

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It's where his Daughter should have been.

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I goggled ice age baby. He does look just like him

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sip does happen, Brochacho

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I am garbage and I'm proud

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#1he looks pretty happy about it

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#21 where did the banana peel they were holding go?!?! I MUST KNOW!!

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Oh snap, its on the ground by the stroller wheel in the 3rd pic

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#19 I would like it if it didn't have clove. Who thought burnt ash would be a good flavor.

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ok but do you ever do the opposite and you’re in the middle of your day and look around like... is this real

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I used to work at Walmart stocking shelves, and man, every night I would have a moment like that because it got so weirdly quiet.

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I feel like #10 is just someone pausing a video at an unflattering time and taking it way out of context

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Tbf, and I say this as a Hillary voter, I don't think she's seen a middle to low class household since birth. So I laughed heartily.

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I was 21 in 2001. ?

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#1 gets me every time, have your repost up. Shame

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Kit Kat gotta be around here somewhere!

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#10 Right? It's... just... I can't even.....

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Don't be touching other's balls at ANY golf course. It ain't sanitary and it throws off their back swing.

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https://youtu.be/zBk6UntAQ9o I’m so disappointed that I can’t find this as a high-quality gif with subtitles.

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#11 this is the most words I have seen to equate to "asshole".

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She will find the wrapper in the trash, kill him, and be found "Not Guilty", by a jury of her peers.

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#1 how would the left dog poo

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#10 I have no memory of this place.

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#9 last night I had a dream where i was going back to school and we were trying to social distance but there were gokarts and also I'm 31

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I almost never have dreams about the real world, they always involve space travel, time travel, parallel universe, etc.

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#1 right one seems happier

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And there's less poop in the butt hair

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You just know that butthole is gonna be clean for a while.

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You could fit them together like a jigsaw puzzle.

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i thought the same >.<

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No dingleberries for him.

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Left one is cute, right one is sexy

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#22 Nailed it down to the age...

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It's because if you're toner you instantly want the pizza you're used to and, if you're older, you understand that Italian pizza isn't the

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same cuisine, that they both have their merits, but you can't judge one against the other.

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You caught me, I'm not a woman but a cartridge of printer toner. :)

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But more seriously, I reject that theory. It wasn't the pizza I'm used to, and it's better than even American attempts at the same style.

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I specifically said it wasn't the pizza you're used to, and of course American attempts at the same style are going to fall short.

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#25 Except there absolutely can be rain without thunder. It happens all the time. That quote is dumb.

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Look, man if I can’t be clapping someone’s cheeks at least I’ll be thunderclapping mine.

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Let people enjoy things

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They can enjoy their definitely-possible thunderless-rain damnit

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Haha no.

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Bro gimme ur fuck right now I swear to god

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I like the beer made by monks because it's quite accurately known as liquid bread, and fuck do I love bread.

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This read will make you salivate. http://www.garshol.priv.no/blog/394.html .Rest of the site is pretty awesome too!

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I don't like the taste of alcohol, so I usually chug when I drink to bypass the flavor. Not Chimay. I take my time with that.

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CLICK TO LEARN HOW KOOL AID AND EVERCLEAR MAKE FOR A WAY TO GET SMASHED WITHOUT TASTING THE ALCOHOL. BARTENDERS HATE THIS TRICK!

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I love froo froo drinks. Had some guys laugh when they heard I was getting "girly" drinks, so I bought a couple of rounds. They passed out.

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I like the beer that doesn't taste like beer

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The mango stuff is fine but I'm not going near pineapple beer again, it was bloody awful

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Officially known as doppelbock, for any of those wondering. The best part is, the reason it's so heavy and strong was so they could 1/2

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Weird way to spell trappist.

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literally drink their dinner during fasts, as drinks weren't off the table during those. Goddamn do I love dark beers 2/2

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Damn I gotta try that. I too have a deep emotional bond to processed wheats

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You also will like this. http://www.garshol.priv.no/blog/394.html

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Fascinating. I'll have to give into my inner ancient Egyptian and live off beer bread

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#10 " they grow their plants in the sink? Why do they grow their plants in the sink?"

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You guys don't have sink corn?

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if you ever owned houseplants, you would know why they visit the sink.

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I own plants as well as a watering can!

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Many people hang plants indoors and have a laminated wood floor.

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#8 what

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We are making sure our mail carriers are taken care of in these batshit times we live in.

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whoops I meant 7 not 8

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Iirc the number of seconds it takes the thunder that accompanies a lightning strike to reach your ears is supposed to be equal to how many1/

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/2 miles away the lightning strike is. Dunno why it specifies white people though

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yeah that's my question. I'm familiar with this concept of the thunder lightning thing but the rest is baffling

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