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Doggo tax for making it to the end of that megadump. Have a blessed weekend.
thegreatwhiteturd
There is fully rain without thunder.
BroncoFan17
Darkspire
#10 "you live like this?"
anotherrepost
No rain without thunder?
Botarel
I am so nostalgic for 16. I even used to work video rental for 5 years, seeing shit like that made my day. Reminds me of my dad and me.
EiEiOhNo
#21 what’s up with him pushing an empty stroller?
OldElectronicsGuy
It's where his Daughter should have been.
ohscrewit
I goggled ice age baby. He does look just like him
theheebs25
Sip does happen, Brochacho
DrunkenMarineBiologist
I am garbage and I'm proud
Owlsridingturtles
#1he looks pretty happy about it
therealzombiejesus
#21 where did the banana peel they were holding go?!?! I MUST KNOW!!
therealzombiejesus
Oh snap, its on the ground by the stroller wheel in the 3rd pic
damnkids
#19 I would like it if it didn't have clove. Who thought burnt ash would be a good flavor.
amop
LMeire
I used to work at Walmart stocking shelves, and man, every night I would have a moment like that because it got so weirdly quiet.
magentasponge
I feel like #10 is just someone pausing a video at an unflattering time and taking it way out of context
frustratedTREX
Tbf, and I say this as a Hillary voter, I don't think she's seen a middle to low class household since birth. So I laughed heartily.
JoebraCommander
I was 21 in 2001. ?
Maithus
#1 gets me every time, have your repost up. Shame
deyoung1457365
Kit Kat gotta be around here somewhere!
sjester42
#10 Right? It's... just... I can't even.....
tarkus10
Don't be touching other's balls at ANY golf course. It ain't sanitary and it throws off their back swing.
arcadia2000
https://youtu.be/zBk6UntAQ9o I’m so disappointed that I can’t find this as a high-quality gif with subtitles.
GizmosBabySitter
#11 this is the most words I have seen to equate to "asshole".
OldElectronicsGuy
She will find the wrapper in the trash, kill him, and be found "Not Guilty", by a jury of her peers.
dubbadoo1255
#1 how would the left dog poo
StarkRG
#10 I have no memory of this place.
pattyymac
#9 last night I had a dream where i was going back to school and we were trying to social distance but there were gokarts and also I'm 31
StarkRG
I almost never have dreams about the real world, they always involve space travel, time travel, parallel universe, etc.
DigiT00l
#1 right one seems happier
GeorgeLever
And there's less poop in the butt hair
StarkRG
You just know that butthole is gonna be clean for a while.
BigOrkWaaagh
You could fit them together like a jigsaw puzzle.
Jemmos
i thought the same >.<
squirreltactics
No dingleberries for him.
LocalZoophile
Left one is cute, right one is sexy
moonshadowkati
#22 Nailed it down to the age...
StarkRG
It's because if you're toner you instantly want the pizza you're used to and, if you're older, you understand that Italian pizza isn't the
StarkRG
same cuisine, that they both have their merits, but you can't judge one against the other.
moonshadowkati
You caught me, I'm not a woman but a cartridge of printer toner. :)
moonshadowkati
But more seriously, I reject that theory. It wasn't the pizza I'm used to, and it's better than even American attempts at the same style.
StarkRG
I specifically said it wasn't the pizza you're used to, and of course American attempts at the same style are going to fall short.
Raveyard2407
#25 Except there absolutely can be rain without thunder. It happens all the time. That quote is dumb.
Iihavegas
Look, man if I can’t be clapping someone’s cheeks at least I’ll be thunderclapping mine.
LukeLlama
Let people enjoy things
feryooday
They can enjoy their definitely-possible thunderless-rain damnit
theheebs25
Raveyard2407
Haha no.
LukeLlama
Raveyard2407
LukeLlama
Bro gimme ur fuck right now I swear to god
Hutchy01
I like the beer made by monks because it's quite accurately known as liquid bread, and fuck do I love bread.
Sidewinder1018
This read will make you salivate. http://www.garshol.priv.no/blog/394.html .Rest of the site is pretty awesome too!
IceWeaselX
I don't like the taste of alcohol, so I usually chug when I drink to bypass the flavor. Not Chimay. I take my time with that.
stouf761
CLICK TO LEARN HOW KOOL AID AND EVERCLEAR MAKE FOR A WAY TO GET SMASHED WITHOUT TASTING THE ALCOHOL. BARTENDERS HATE THIS TRICK!
IceWeaselX
I love froo froo drinks. Had some guys laugh when they heard I was getting "girly" drinks, so I bought a couple of rounds. They passed out.
APerfectlyNormalPieceOfToast
I like the beer that doesn't taste like beer
Hutchy01
The mango stuff is fine but I'm not going near pineapple beer again, it was bloody awful
ThatLoserTheFourth
Officially known as doppelbock, for any of those wondering. The best part is, the reason it's so heavy and strong was so they could 1/2
MrJelle
Weird way to spell trappist.
ThatLoserTheFourth
literally drink their dinner during fasts, as drinks weren't off the table during those. Goddamn do I love dark beers 2/2
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Damn I gotta try that. I too have a deep emotional bond to processed wheats
Sidewinder1018
You also will like this. http://www.garshol.priv.no/blog/394.html
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Fascinating. I'll have to give into my inner ancient Egyptian and live off beer bread
densistemurikanen
#10 " they grow their plants in the sink? Why do they grow their plants in the sink?"
TyeDyeZombie
You guys don't have sink corn?
OldElectronicsGuy
if you ever owned houseplants, you would know why they visit the sink.
densistemurikanen
I own plants as well as a watering can!
OldElectronicsGuy
Many people hang plants indoors and have a laminated wood floor.
stonebrood
#8 what
Evercrimson
We are making sure our mail carriers are taken care of in these batshit times we live in.
stonebrood
whoops I meant 7 not 8
Dragonfury5
Iirc the number of seconds it takes the thunder that accompanies a lightning strike to reach your ears is supposed to be equal to how many1/
Dragonfury5
/2 miles away the lightning strike is. Dunno why it specifies white people though
stonebrood
yeah that's my question. I'm familiar with this concept of the thunder lightning thing but the rest is baffling