MFW I'm trying to guess how old the Chinese gymnasts are

Aug 10, 2016 2:15 AM

joejoeflowbro

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16. They are all 16. Thats what the birth certificate they got for their 12th birthday says.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

As someone who has always looked younger than they are, I know these Chinese girls aren't 16.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If you don't know then you shouldn't feel guilty about the fap. Fap first, research later.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

What's her name? For science?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

McKayla maroney

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol China age system is not that good at telling the truth IE my in-laws who came to the states put their age older so theyd get SS sooner

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She has an American flag on her jacket

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

So

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

not too old for pervy grandpa!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Yday i had to look for the manhood to be sure if a guy was a dude or not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly they seem too small. Not enough weight to get proper bounce on half the equipment. And why would younger inexperience mean better?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're still made out of 100% rubber in their early teens, so I believe it'd be extra flexibility.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Classless attention starved whore. Should have been force to apologize publicly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Minimum age is 16 since 1997.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

11

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

9 tops

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Gross,way too old!!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She's soooo hot now

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

Replace, gymnasts and replace it with every Asian.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really wanna know. I know that they are notorious for forging their ages but holy fuck these ones were young or just unmatured

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

Remember when we all questioned the majority of their athletes in 2008?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Aug 17, 2016 7:09 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It really showed in their routines though. There were so many slip-ups, I felt bad for them a lil bit

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This kills me :-)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the exact same thing today haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just can't Nguyen

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Chinese, not Vietnamese!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

16 to 23 according to Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_at_the_2016_Summer_Olympics#Gymnastics

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ohh.. then it must be true..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jerk off to them anyways, it'll cleanse your soul

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 26

Ew

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Ew Lian Xing? Yeah she did well on the floor routine

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

they're underage

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Depends where u live.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

D: (gasp!!!)*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're either 9 or 67.

9 years ago | Likes 627 Dislikes 2

Well since China always gets in trouble for forging documents to say they're older than they are, probably closer to 9.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

they are all EXACTLY 24 (according to paperwork)/

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Has an official counted their rings yet

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Either way, they lead lives of dour routine, punctuated by horrible car accidents.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I can't like or agree to this enough

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you, Mr. Tentacle Party!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And there is no inbetween

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

41, actually, there is a chinese gymnast who is 41. LOL.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nah. After the 54yr mark they age rapidly

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In China "Too Young" is just a name.

9 years ago | Likes 486 Dislikes 3

Bruh

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Savage

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

How Long is a Chinese name.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Generally 3 characters, but some are 2 or 4.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

You dont get it, do you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure he did

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dad told me this joke for years and I never understood it until now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0