Pancake Pooping Machine

May 27, 2020 2:17 AM

mrhollywoog

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Those are gross

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That. Is. Slow.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Better than a fast food pancake but only slightly. I prefer the hotels with the waffle makers.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those fucking things break constantly.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've used this type of pancake machine before. PRO TIP: Keep clicking dispense and get multiple pancakes to be made close to each other.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I experienced this for the first time in a chicago hotel 2019. My life hasn’t been the same since.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would like 3 pancake poops please:)

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I remember when my hotel had this. I felt like such a hick for taking a picture.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It says do not touch. I wonder how many people have touched it

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plastic fantastic

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Food and cutlery

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the pancakes aren't very good.... very rubbery

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I don't hate it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They look bad

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do I find the pancake setting on my printer?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try printing this:

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just pour in the batter, it will know what to do with it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want one, but I'm also afraid I can't stop myself from eating it all day errday

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Instant warm fluffy happiness to fill my empty hollow self. Gimme gimme!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This... this is the dream.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SLOWER!!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now, if we only had a sound track.....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would love a pancake pooping machine

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a 3D printer that just prints happyness

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are great

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would be cool if it made farting noises as the pancake dropped out. I’m sure that would go over well. v

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

I as a German will never understand how a complete nation can call this "breakfast". Any time I have to travel to the USA I hate this.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You keep your pancakes. I'll take the Belgian Waffles EVERY day of the week. Should we start a waffle vs pancake flame war?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nowhere near as good as Saturday-morning post-sex pre-coffee-poop breakfasts.. Minimum effort involved though which is a plus.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If I feed it purple Skittles, will it poop out green pancakes?

5 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

No, monkeys fly like hand grenades. Wait wut.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No sense in not trying.

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Probably not

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Are you into experimenting?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cleaned annually

5 years ago | Likes 249 Dislikes 1

Probably right. Ain't killed me yet tho!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too generous

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

*anally

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I thought they came clean from the factory?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To make y'all feel a smidge better, the batter comes premade in bags that are loaded into it, rather than loose batter mixed on site.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Used to work with these pieces of junk. They're deep cleaned everytime they break down... so roughly 3 times a day...

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

was coming here to say the same thing... literally watched the lady do it... (because I wanted to see how the inside worked)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't speak for this one, but the one we had at a hotel I worked at got cleaned daily.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heh, we're all dirt anyway. Live!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I can agree with that

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're hot enough to kill most pathogens. Probably. I think.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but dust, grease and stuff are still things that aren't nice to eat.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The best part of a Holiday inn express. I might have stated at a couple

5 years ago | Likes 397 Dislikes 0

I've only seen the crap waffle makers....now there's pancakes?!? ? Also: I'm sure it's maintained and super clean, right? ....right?!?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before this all started I stayed at 3-5 a week, every week, for work

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not a doctor, but...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I work at one on a military base and I still get a kick out of showing young kids how it works, since they all love to press the button.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here buddy

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, their biscuits and gravy is better. So are the cinnamon rolls usually.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But have you stayed in one?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That’s nice of you to state your joy about the pancake machines when you stay there!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As long as the couple was cool with that, I guess you can in advertising.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Hampton Inns have waffle makers at every buffet. We spent two weeks in Florida back in BC times and I think it was my son's favorite thing.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We went to Disney, Universal, beaches, toured all kinds of places. But I hear about those waffles to this day.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Their turkey sausage is pretty bad, but the mountain of bacon makes up for it

5 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Agreed, bit their biscuits and gravy is delicious.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I forget about the turkey sausage. Gross. But their bacon is good

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I used to get the sausage links and put salsa on tjem. I call it Salsages.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this. Salsages.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

...i want to try that.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0