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zorbivore
Choosing nap where the females is what's key
Ilike80stuff
100%
Orwellwasright1984
At least you tried
quartermcpounder
This is me on my days off. Too damn lazy to do shit.
jo3v
Well there was that one time I woke up to a party my brother through... lots of females then... just none for me
domke5466
homoerection
I loved being single.
twofishtails
Yeah, but, eventually this will work...............
matt692007
I'll need this next week for Thanksgiving when I am asked if I have found a girlfriend.
Honeybadger2198
My Sunday consists of my roommate sets an alarm for no fucking reason and then my upstairs neighbor doing the dance of their people.
dietderpsy
I just canalised all the females.
jb13760
Substitute nap for gaming/busy being an introvert annnnd that me to a T. I love sleep as much as the next person but I'll sleep when I ded.
Chemnerd263
@EatMeOutScotty
MericaFckYa
Because the bear is addicted to Coke.
DoublevBomb
The CocaCola company has been shameless about how it's warped the nutritional habits of polar bears over the years. Marketing lies...
PrickleyPete
ludwigsholyblade
This is so me early in the morning.
Tununirusiq
Polar bears are all single. They come together to mate when the female comes into estrus and go their own ways as soon as the deed is done.
ManMashine
My life condensed to one single picture… yes… single..
Jayyce
@MobaNR Haha!
casou87
Me? Because I have severe social anxiety and never go out.
suburbanhyena
nope.
0nlyZuul
RainbowFart64
Me
DarkMaster98
Mattthias
Reason I'm single. Approache girl. Me: http://imgur.com/QOKQV
marzipanius
To be fair and to his defense, female polar bears (or any species besides the human, really) aren't picky narcissists.
0hmymymy
It's a compliment to not be chosen by a narcissist. You may have been too self assured to lose yourself in her...Or you are the narcissist?
zoomtothemoon
If females of other species weren't picky there wouldn't be outrageous colors and courtship rituals for the males in attempts to impress one
LadyCottonHead
Have you seen a nature documentary? Those bitches are brutal - the males go to insane lengths to attract a mate.
LadyCottonHead
By comparison, I think most human males have it pretty easy going. No one is saying you /have/ to put up with her shit.
steina
Who hurt you?
marzipanius
No one, actually.
likkura
It doesn't seem to work for females either
CookieJames
I'll try napping on a bus.
betterave
Tell me about it.
sunhammer
Where are you napping?
UnknownSquid
There are most certainly napping spots this would be a highly successful strategy. I can't recommend it though.
ashmenon
Would you like to nap with me and see if that fixes things?
DoublevBomb
It doesn't seem to work for gay males either. Even if you were to spot another passing male there's a 90%+ chance he's not interested.
tenebrisangelus
Go to the gym or club. But i prefer the gym cause i don't drink much. There are plenty of them.
votfgz
Yeah as a straight guy that'd be the high estimate of how many girls are interested too.
ColoneISanders
Can confirm as a gay/bi guy. All the good ones are taken or straight. Or too sober.
DoublevBomb
This is why we adapt to be effective when we need to but conserve energy otherwise, we must prioritize survival among the frigid wastes.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Truth. Just gotta make yourself presentable and be hopeful. Oh, it also helps to actually go outside.
DoublevBomb
All good things to be doing. Though really I could replace the word [nap] with something less lazy and it's still basically the same, lol.
strangevisions
Female here, can confirm.
Zeth0
I was just about to ask if you're want it to work... then I checked your bio. "Um, no."
strangevisions
Story of my life. :p
Wiredotaku90
strangevisions
Lol! This may happen to people here, but I have mostly ever met the nicest people on Imgur. :)
ImIsStranger
That's cause I'm napping at home
UraniusCrack
The trick is to use someone else's home
ImIsStranger
Last time I did that this lady would not stop screaming.
JstAnothrLurkr
Well now you've identified the problem..
amishcannoli
Nap in someone else's home. Got it.
kkus
you can nap in your home but you also have to allow me to nap there...
Quki
Made me smile out loud.
Jus10Ed
Ha! I'm going to use that phrase.
BoxofBoxes
PsuPepperoni
It's like when you smile so hard you exhale and it makes a noise
IJustWantNudesHeSaysPleadingly
smol
SomeRandomArsehole
I imagined someone's face making a disturbing knuckle-crack sound as their lips slide apart into a grin
notsochilledhotdogs
Vhiyur
bunnyrut
SOL?
0nceUponAMidnightDreary
Satellite of Love?
WoodNymph16
Shit out of luck?
HowlingDysphoria
Sun?
HungryWampa
PRAISE IT
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
\[T]/
BigisDickis
CARESS IT!
ivychikencaesar
I just tried to smile out loud. It's moments like these I pray to the gods my webcam's not been hacked.
wererat2000
Clean your room and stop picking at that, it's gross.
ivychikencaesar
My room is spotless, dude. It's the one thing in my life I can control.
wererat2000
Woops, wrong camera...
FailedLoser
The key is knowing where to nap
ColoradoSky
ArthurBooRadley
Oh, I know exactly where I should nap. The problem is I can't afford it.
wormfood
Decks of cruise ships, resort beaches, etc
dafuqisdat
Target is the place. Bitches love Target.
MrPredator
The restraining orders keep making it harder and harder to find a place to nap.
ClitKicker87
anvilon
Location, location, location.
tehPhreakmang
You say that now, go ahead... Try an nap in the ladies room
WorkerLurker
You joke but my buddy found his fiancé on the way to bed in college.
Tycondak
(͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)
DrBlackMiami
Front porches are great naptime locations..
lansior
photog
Well last time I got thrown out of victoria's secret. There are some limitations.
LabyrinthBuilder
But mom, these H-cups are so soft...
tsx1
Location, location, location, ...
betterave
Your username suggests a low success rate got this method.
didriktheviking
A low success rate doesnt mean it never works
betterave
*with. Autocorrect on mobile and no glasses.
Shadowsmite14
No it's a double negative you see, he failed to be a loser so therefore he is a winner, so that denotes this method has a high success rate.
fthisimout
HungryPumpkn
But because he lost at being a loser, he still lost, therefore he is still a loser.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
I agree with Hungry Pumpkn
Vijo
Reminds me of this: http://rlv.zcache.com/id_lose_weight_but_i_hate_losing_poster-rb39ebbc6de68486d838c9c82fa80408e_zec_8byvr_512.jpg
ProxyPlayerHD
wait... if he is a Failed Loser... doesn't make him that a Winner?
FixinYou
Yes. He had a girlfriend who he kept beating in a game. She demanded he let her win for once. He failed.
FailedLoser
This guy gets it
imtoolazytothinkofabettername
So @FailedLoser knows exactly where to nap?
BananaForBreakfast
That guy is our messiah!