One of the nice things about being an adult:

Apr 6, 2017 12:10 AM

I can make dinosaur nuggets whenever I want.

Segregation?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being an adult is the best. I can't believe I was 34 when I realized I could but chocolate chips on my peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

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I loved Dim Sum as a kid, our family only went a couple times a year. One day I realized I'm an adult and now I go every other weekend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The other nice thing, you can eat every single mother fucking one of them and regret it later.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice job hiding your gut under the counter. (I too have a gut, don't let the fun nuggets get the best of you!)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why you gotta segregate them by species, man? Let them mingle

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Where's the szechuan sauce???

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where did you find brontosaurus nuggets?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were one of the three species that came in the package at my local Giant supermarket.

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I work at Target and on our brand of Dino Nuggets (Market Pantry) it shows brontosauruses, but they aren't in the package.

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