I swear there are some high and mighty Imgur folks out there that must just live in front of their computers while drinking tap water and eating ramen, judging those who want to have a little fun.

350Zoidberg

Just make a lot of money, problem solved.

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Hotbeebop

I wash my ass with my own shit.

9 years ago |

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Vltor

I wondered why I was always broke, even after making Better money. I stopped eating out 3 times a day and it freed up 1300$ every month

9 years ago |

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beardorpubehair

That's most of them

9 years ago |

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xesom

Some people have incomes that allow discretionary spending maybe?

9 years ago |

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Jalopenis

What shampoo does a bear use?

9 years ago |

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NotThatJoeYouKnow

I am sorry if I live my life like a wired version of a guru sitting on a mountain

9 years ago |

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NotThatJoeYouKnow

that being said on my only advice is "Eat a salad, workout, masturbate, and get a good nights sleep. Who knows it might help."

9 years ago |

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SomeGuyWithAPlan

I'll bet you're still using heat and/or air conditioning. Plebe.

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mrgipson

Nope. Unplugged my fridge too.

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CigaretteMan

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and fatty foods. He was perfectly healthy right up to the time he killed himself. (1)

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CigaretteMan

- Johnny Carson (2)

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Squidlicker47

Why'd you stop feeding your cat?

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mrgipson

Mice are free.

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Squidlicker47

Not having a pet is free, too.

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