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Feb 19, 2026 11:59 PM
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God did his big part, just give me a second to build a money siphoning operation. Btw to you believe in god helping you? Good news.
ToasterDent
"The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince" was arrested for financial crimes - he passed insider info to Epstein; he was not arrested for rape - he's still not being charged with that. A disgusted commentary on this from a UK YT'r I watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vym6XYO0EQ8
ArdentNature
Well, the crime he was actually charged with tells you everything you need to know...
idiotsonfire
FUCK the Lincoln Project, they're Newt Gingrich style Republicans.
brassmule
Now do his brother and (dead) mother who knew what he was doing for years and did nothing but cover it up.
TeelMoobeel
beegobuzz
On his birthday too!
Poppypoppoppop
Lol
Wasindear
i want for your what my home nation is giving to Andrew Mounbatten-Windsor
CharlesTooke
Thank you.
ToSisPoS
The Rapist Formerly Known as Prince
PolitiCat
They didn't arrest him for the arguably worse crime of raping children, but the arguably lesser crime of sharing secret documents with Epstein and his associates. He still gets away with the sexual exploitation of minors.
hsalonen3000
Epstein ties - not raping children, but for selling Goverment Secrets to foreign agent. The kind of secrets your president had in his bathroom when his first season ended. No way this could happen in America and for example Russia could not stop you from forcing peace on Ukraine or Israel forcing you to support their genocide.. /s
C0ZM0
TheFastpaws
I just want to wake up once and see Americans do anything of value. I’m tired of being tossed onto the pile to die as they wait.
forelle
That's the first mistake. Don't rely on praying others will solve the issue. God helps those who help themselves, if you even believe in her.
ItsACrazyWorld
I doubt anything will happen to him. The crown will pay the fine and he will go back to obscurity.
OozingRabbit
Republicans be like "Jesus, please protect me and our dear leader from such injustice"
TheRealArclight
dixxienormus
America, you can't be out done by the Poms. Reveal the naughty stuff showing Trump's pedophilia
Neferium
I feel it is inportsnt to note that he is NOT a Prince anymore. And the statement from the King is quite telling as to the level of support he is being given from his family
Groose
Good.
joepineapplesindrag
Hey I see this meme a lot. Could any of you blessed peeps sauce me up?
Antifalalalala
Me, in the bathroom this morning.
Tezerah1
The pedo formerly called Prince
NorthsideNation
This is a proper use of the 700 club!
WillemHellfire
I have no idea who this dude is.
HeywouldJablowme
Sorry. All Americans are going to get is mass concentration camps and Trump's starting world War 3.
AkLonewolf
In response to the meme... American Jesus helps those who help them selves.
rjvjr971
C'mon Andy. You're already under the bus. Time to flip. Name names, and get treated like a king in America.
BabeAfett
Keep Andrew away from any Russian windows!
awkungen42
That pedophile can get fucked dead like the rest of them, even if he does bake names.
WelcometoDillDell
If he brings down at least two other pedophiles, I'm willing to lessen his punishment to "5x5 toiletless cell for eternity" out of my great mercy.
philmoregraves
Fuck being a king in america, fucking be a folklore anti-christ anti-hero. I will never give full or half praise to ANYONE who abuses children, sexually or otherwise. But I WILL give credit where credit is due, and it WILL go down in history. For that matter, though I hate to say it, anyone who did do atrocious shit will be remembered more for how they turned the tide for positive and justice
MintyFreshReferrals
Mountbatten didn’t kill himself
pumpactionsunshine
Mountbatten didn't kill himself; yet... It would seem prison isn't very safe for famous sex offenders. If he's going to sing like bird, he should probably do it sooner than later.
LifeWouldBeEasyIfIWereEasyButLifeIsHardAndSoAmI
Everyone hiding from the E files
GreaterDog
It's about time "Epstein didn't kill himself" changed from a conspiracy reminder to a call to action
CharlesTooke
Too soon.
CallMeMcGyver
I just want to wake up to the news that King Pedophile has died.
pritolus
Pretty sure President Vance would be even worse
jeke212
Can't wait. I'm calling off work that day. Probably the next day too tbh.
eastend666
I want him punished in some humiliating way first.
Deathcameawienering
I dont....I want him to pay, I want him to pay for his crimes...death is too easy
DarkZalgo
Exactly. I don't want to wake up to his death. I want to wake up to his arrest and sentence to solidarity confinement. In fact, I want him to receive the best healthcare available just so he can rot in prison even longer.
LaffertyDanie1
I don't want to wake up to it. I want to be watching TV when it breaks in, I want to bask in that moment when the country finds out. But hey I'd be fine waking up to it too if that's how he has to go I'll take whatever I can get
RoseBeef
... in prison.
thatwoodguy
I would much rather have him in jail
OddlyPacific
On that promised morning
We will wake and greet the dawn
Knowing that your wicked life is over
And that we will carry on
We'll exhale
We'll high five
We will know at last
How great it is to be alive
We'll be lining up
And buying tickets
And then we'll be jumping
Up and down on your grave
potatoispeople
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=dev.darkbones.ishedeadyet
Gorglax9
OddlyPacific
They Might Be Giants - When Will You Die?
slightlybrokenegg
Honesty as much satisfaction as that would bring to me. I feel like him in prison spillling everything is better for the world.
LooseyMongoosey
I feel this, definitely definitely feel this. But at the same time I almost am afraid of him dying before he’s met with consequences (I know believing consequences are coming is a “hot take” around here but I do believe they are coming). I want to see him, and more importantly see HIS BASE see him, facing indisputable charges in a formal and significant way.
lozeldatkm
seeing as actual justice right now in this country is a fairy tail, yes I want the reaper to hurry the fuck up
lozeldatkm
*tale
theworldcouldbeflat
TheVillageGrouch9000
Canadian? Orange Pedo Bear is not worthy of being depicted as a majestic eagle. Our two symbols co-exist well enough. No need for that clanker slop.
anyamountofcheesebro
When it happens, we won't find out by reading it. We will know by the thunderous celebration roar.
imgurianitarian
What worries me is the people who will be upset. They are the inconsolable and unpredictable.
anyamountofcheesebro
They already suck today. It'll be okay when they suck as humans tomorrow too. (but you ain't wrong)
imgurianitarian
Maybe I wasn’t specific. It’s the crazies that worry me.
AtmaDarkwolf
and never get to face punishment for his monstrous actions? Why do so many people wish him the best of possible endings he could hope for? My god u people are more forgiving than jesus.
goldensky
Because he can't do any more harm when he's gone.
chris16447
Because it's become very clear that he never WILL face punishment, so the only thing left is the great equalizer.
CoretTrobane
If he had died from COVID during his first term, NONE of what has happened during the last year would have happened, and as of this moment he would have faced the same number of consequences as in the current timeline.
chris16447
I wish he died the same day as Michael Jackson so any reports of his demise would have been completely overshadowed.
TheVillageGrouch9000
Nah, middle of the day in front of a televised crowd is best.
Corbal2
Giving a speech,shit his pants, bug his eyes out , fall down and expire.
nclu
Public, embarrassing, and ideally aware we’re all celebrating it
TheVillageGrouch9000
Convulsions and shits himself? Foam out of the mouth? *happy place*
SheepySleepySmuggler
The cheering from his audience as he realises his empire will be ripped apart and he will be nothing but a shit stain on American history.
YouMagnificentBastard
Please, he's no longer a Prince or holds any Royal titles :)
It is indeed great news though!
They got him thanks to a whistleblower implicating him in giving away trade secrets to Epstein for financial gain. Will he be sent to the US to face questioning? Not likely unless the US requests extradition and I don't think that's going to happen with the current Administration running the show sadly.
DVSBSTrD
Crazy, how easy it is to prosecute a private citizen who didn't spend the last 10 years stacking the courts in his favor.
wadatahmydamie
They knew this was coming, so they stripped him of his titles first. He’s still the natural born prince, he did all his pedo shit and treason while he had his titles, and so on.
He’s the highest-ranking member of the royal family to be arrested since King Charles I in the 1600’s.
HonHomes
If he actually gets more than a slap on the wrist, the US could, theoretically, ask for extradition and then just pardon him. Hopefully he'll be separated from any means to bribe uh, I mean, "lobby" the US govt to request such treatment.
Trump doesn't help anyone who can't help him
wadatahmydamie
What? No. The US can’t even pardon state crimes
HonHomes
Been offline for a while. I meant the UK sentences him to prison, the US then says "Hey, can we have him, because he did crimes here too? Pretty please?" and gets an extradition. He gets federally tried, sentenced and sent to US prison. Then pardoned by the pedo-in-chief and released. Now the UK will be very upset, and ask for him to be extradited back, but the US can refuse.
Ta-dah! Andrew is now free, as long as he never goes anywhere but the US.
I doubt the UK WOULD send him to the US though
wadatahmydamie
Typically how it works is the criminal is extradited after they serve their sentence. Maybe it’s different for wealthy pedophiles
HonHomes
Yeah, it'd be unlikely for him to be sent to the US at all, and even less likely to have him sent BEFORE finishing his UK prison sentence.
Also, looks like the downvote fairy is STILL hovering around this post, cos someone had downvoted you.
YouMagnificentBastard
I agree completely, I think he'll get the most minimal penalty if found guilty of anything at all. They (the US) could ask for it now, whether he gets a record now or not, but they'd have to charge him which they won't/haven't so far.
If he could implicate Trump on anything potentially illegal that'd be enough to leave him in the UK and not pursue it further for Pam I'd say.
shitheadtookmyname
????? He's been charged in the UK under UK law. The USA cannot pardon Andrew for British crimes
HonHomes
If he's in UK prison, the US could ask for him to be extradited to face federal trial in the US (claiming his crimes were done in the US, of whatever). Then once he was convicted, give him a pardon and refuse to extradite him back to do his time in the UK.
I THINK the UK wouldn't extradite him to the US until AFTER he did his time in the UK though.
BeatriceAine
They can pardon him and refuse to extradite him back.
SoniChan
Extradition is a request. The UK doesn't have to to grant that request. Or will grant it only after he's been tried and served his time or acquitted in the UK.
BeatriceAine
That was part of my point, yes. If the UK were to allow him to be extradited he would be pardoned and they would refuse to extradite him back. America is pedoland now.
BigVag
He was released the same day
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Not relevant. UK process is release whilst ongoing investigation is in process...unless the person is a direct danger to the community
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
"yeah, I'm sure the rich guy suspected of harming children is not a direct danger" 🤔
ThrowAwayAcct0000
For some reason, children don't count. Only rich people's money.
monkeyfly
I wonder if they considered him a flight risk and came to the conclusion that no country would grant asylum to a pedophile. I'll laugh if he disappears and reappears in the States.
SheepySleepySmuggler
I'm unsure if he is a flight risk. I suspect he is definitely a "victim of a car crash" risk....unless only Liz did that.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Even if he did manage to flee, extradition would be straight forward...unless he was in Russia etc. Also, massive admission of guilt.
monkeyfly
I'm not so sure it would be an easy process to extradite him. He would say he's being targeted and that the evidence is fraudulent. Unable to have a fair trial. Something like that. Trump would support him and keep shifting the goalposts. What's the UK going to do? Launch a strike and smuggle him back? I'd love to see it but I'm doubtful.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Err, right. Id think the Trump administration would shoot him on sight...or make him the ultimate scape goat