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I don't know who are awake and who are asleep, just upvote stroopwafel.
Stroopwafels are the best. Greetings from The Netherlands.
Oct 24, 2016 11:24 AM
jedimocro
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Stroopwafels are the best. Greetings from The Netherlands.
eyeoftheshitstorm
The dutch market near my house sells these and they are fantastic
CryptoLee
Living in the Netherlands, i like to stroop my wafel hard.
dutchsmurf
As a fellow Dutch I support this.
Krzyf
My husband is Dutch this was the most amazing thing he ever introduced me to!
magicalmysteryhoe
I am totally laughing my ass off because of all the ones here trying to speak dutch , but i know i shouldn't because they try and it's hard
wellpourmeoutandcallmebuttermilk
Hallo daar
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
They gave me these on my last flight from Vegas to Toronto. Lord knows why, but they were fucking fantastic.
Astrosimian
I must... upvote... stroopwafel.
bkmurf
Was in Bonaire two days ago. loved these. set one on top of you coffee to warm and it gets nice and gooey. Miss them, miss Bonaire more.
Martinmistery
Yes, yes we need more Dunglish.
AllWeAreIsDustinNguyen
Does it... does it wafel stroops?
jasperiscool
It wafels stroop, yes.
MetalForever
Dutchiiiiiies, where you at mijn broeders en susters?
Knillis
Brabant, koekwaus!
Raprice
Inderdaaaaaad
Knillis
Tijd om een pilsje te vatten
okbruh
I've only ever had the ones they give you in tiny packets on airplanes
WhenMenWereMen
And called punselies
myr14d
And even those are delicious.
MrSpankalot
They are like 1/10 the flavour of a fresh large one.
myr14d
So I guess I'm taking a trip to the netherlands.
Caketarts
Those things are amazing
OrbitalTeapot
Put it... Put it over your coffee
jedimocro
Let the stroop melt a bit.
serenityred
put some butter and hagelslag on that bitch!
WiserDucksLivesLonger
The only thing making me more hungry than this picture was this comment. I miss the netherlands.
robbinaustin
Howdy from Texas!
TheArsonistWithNormalShapedFeet
Oh god. Probably my favorite part of visiting amsterdam. So tasty!
Zas76
Lekker!
SanderTheDragon
In Gouda (stroopwafels were invented here) you can get pretty big ones. And they taste so good. Source: I live in Gouda.
Khaleesi1985
Lekker!
Marcelolz
Lekker lekker!
worstsenseofhumor
Aayyyyyyyyyyyy. Dutch unite
YourMomIsEverything
JA
worstsenseofhumor
Ayyyyyy ;)
awildgirlfriend
Hoi. :D
worstsenseofhumor
Waar kom je vandaan?
awildgirlfriend
Haaksbergen, in het mooie oosten
Swagosauruss
Sliedrecht, en jij?
worstsenseofhumor
Groningen... Vandaag school ontruiming gehad dus dat was wel raar
NotJamesMay
Hi
worstsenseofhumor
Hiiiiiiiiii. Waar kom je vandaan?
NotJamesMay
Achterhoek, jij?
worstsenseofhumor
Groningen
marcdifranko
JA
worstsenseofhumor
Waar kom je vandaan? Hoi btw
marcdifranko
Amsterdam! en jij?
worstsenseofhumor
Ik kom van Groningen, af en toe ook in den Bosch
SlevinOrKevkevOrKevin
I'm Canadian but of pure Dutch descent, I eat these, do I count?
worstsenseofhumor
It's good enough for me
LongCommentChainAppreciator
*Shouts across the ocean* "HOWDY NEIGHBOURINO"
Knillis
You mean GOEDEMORGEEEEEEN
Feauxx
Ey. Flevoland hiero
Prekeener
That's near Belgium right?
smjack99999
I get this reference
Swagosauruss
That's a myth
profettu
I just love the punches between dutch and Belgians :))
LetEmEatCake
True, it's on the south side. By the way, it's two completely different countries.
Knillis
Four men enter a bar, after a while the barkeeper says: 'I know a Belgium-joke/Belgenmop'. "Oy!" says one of the men, "but I AM Belgian!"..
Knillis
'No problem' says the barkeeper, 'I'll tell the joke slowly'.
onepositivedude
I think it's in germany
jedimocro
Belgium is a Dutch province you uncultured swine.
Raprice
Completely ignoring 1830 over here.
tehassassino
Province ? Orly ??
Lycille
Was*... A long ass time ago.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
I haven't been this triggered since the 1830 Treaty of London.
mokkel
Lol no
Euphio
STROOPWAFEL'S AFRAID TO LEAVE THE STROOP!
AREYOUHAVINGPUNYET
I love you.
Euphio
I... I think I love you too.
DarthHobo123
I don't know who are awake and who are asleep, just upvote stroopwafel.
DarthHobo123
I don't know who are awake and who are asleep, just upvote stroopwafel.
BatmansMustache
I don't know who are awake and who are asleep, just upvote strooowafel.
KnowerOfNothing
Aww yes, stroopwafel. Put it on a hot cup of beverage, pure bliss:
Cerinna
Yeah I learned this in Noord-Brabant! I'm from Overijssel where they don't do that so I never knew!
Ninjoo
Same here, but Friesland. We never did that either! :o I only learned that recently, in the bloody UK of all places. -_-
djcoffi
Frisian here too, I knew that warming them up was a good idea but only used the microwave. Never occurred to me to use a cup of tea.
Cerinna
Yeah I was taught by Brabantian farmers, put the stroopwafel on top of your cup of coffee and done. But don't leave it too long. ;)
reux
I live in Seattle and we know this and do this :/
pikzee
I ate too many of those when I was in the Netherlands. And now I want more
MarksyXXV
Where are you from Lidl in the UK sell them.
NotJamesMay
I'll send you some ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LeDidier
That's why I still live here
fudgesickle
So did I! They were addictive!
Graystone5413
Me too!
Ishalldefenestrateyou
I am in the US and can get them in the supermarket
pikzee
Yeah I'm in Canada and you can also get them here but it isn't the same
avulgarism
No, no it's not.
DShieldren
I live in France and i couln't find them so i have to go 100km to Germany.
liamNL
... it's a Dutch thing, not a German thing.
DShieldren
I know but i Can only find it in lidl in Germany
Hobo42
Which ones?! I'm in AZ and the Fry's only has the wafer part D:
Ishalldefenestrateyou
Well, now that I think about it, my area is known for its Dutch heritage... but they are usually in the multinational food aisles.
Ishalldefenestrateyou
The stores I shop at are barely even state-wide chains, (Family Fare and Meijer) IDK if they would help you.. Amazon perhaps?
Hobo42
Meijer even sounds Dutch haha, Amazon has them, but they are pretty expensive. I think some of the other links posted have them for cheaper
geolady
Trader Joes sells the mini variety!
AgolfHiller
We'll send a care package to your location
Shaga42
What is a care package ? Is it free ? Can I have one too ?
allofthesefregginusernamesaretaken
You best not be pulling my leg
AgolfHiller
We are not. However our transportation has been shot down by "not Russia"
ThePowerToKillAYakFrom200YardsAway
Or the stump of a leg I lost due to diabetes from eating too many stroopwaffels.
TrentHatex
Can I be included in your care package too? I'm halfway across the world and could really use one with all the family stuff and exams
SmallWordsReaderBot
Msg me, I can send you some if you'd like
AgolfHiller
Our transportation plane has been shot down... Now who would do that?
SmallWordsReaderBot
Msg me, I can send you some if you'd like
ILieAboutWhoIAmForFakeInternetPoints
How much would you be willing to pay for them :P
TrentHatex
Considering I'll immediately be getting job after my exams to help the burden on my parents,not much sadly
ILieAboutWhoIAmForFakeInternetPoints
I think they would understand when you tell them where they money will be spend on.
ebongo91
I just had one for the first time yesterday on a united flight. Pretty delicious.
Sockers
Yep, that's where I found out about them. You can get the same brand on Amazon. Real ones are a little different than the packaged ones
PhillyMick67
Stroopwafels are amazing...i found a store that has them here in the US!
justanotherimgurian123
Oddly enough, Wawa carries them if you happen to live near one
PhillyMick67
Yeah wawa is the shit
OSCgal
Cost Plus World Market carries them, too.
PhillyMick67
That's where I got them
ClassyReposts
Well stamp my pot, kruid my notjes and call me a zwaveler!
charlierunkle
Nootjes, mister President
SatansFurryJamHats
I don't... I don't think I want to?
abacaxi
References to "stamppot", mashed potato with veg, "kruidnoten" small pastry with mixed spice, and the last one is mushroom slapping.
Thedevilofsnowflakes
I want kruidnotjes now :( but you can't buy them here.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodCthulhu
Hoor, hoor broer!
stepdude
Boor boor, hoer!
BarryTheCat
Ha!
KarlRuprechtKroenen
Stamppot,Kruidnootjes en Zwaffelaar.
MisterGunpowder
HELLO. I AM FROM FREEDOM-LAND. PLEASE TRANSLATE.
HocusP2
Me thinks the word you're looking for is 'Zwaffelaar'
abacaxi
Methinks this too. There should be a Suske and Wiske album: "De zelfingenomen Zwaffelaar", btw.
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Raprice
Bedoelt*
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cheesypundit
Wrong, I think they were referring to "stamppot" (Dutch potato stew), "kruidnootjes" (candy) and "swaffelaar" (a guy who cock-slaps things)
appleflaps
"Stampot" isn't really stew, but more like mashed potatoes with vegetables
cheesypundit
That's true, I was trying too hard to fit it in the 140 characters ;-)
Cerinna
But the "pot" in this example is not weed! Although really I'm not the judge of what you guys eat in your stamppot.
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Cerinna
You are partially right. I'm a Dutch woman, born and raised. ;)
Knillis
We put worst in it
Cerinna
We eat it at the side, with "spekjes" in the stamppot itself!
appleflaps
There is usually green stuff in it
BarryTheCat
Best. Username. Ever.
Cerinna
Best comeback. Best username. Just wow.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Still wondering what a "desulphuriser" is in its non-literal translation.
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MrSpankalot
I think he ment swaffelaar if that explains things
nlRmg
Yeah the English wiki explains it quite well
ClassyReposts
Sirry, boogerballs is right, I meant swaffelaar - which I never saw written. Swaffelen is a dutch verb which means "hit with your dick".
DormammusBargainBin
I rarely do this, but ::dot:: I have a Dutch friend that I need to harass, now...
ClassyReposts
Footage exists of people swaffeling buildings. There's even a guy thrown out of college because he swaffeled taj mahal or something.
ClassyReposts
Also stamppot is not confirmed weed, but a mashed potato dish. Kruidnoten are tiny cookies popular around Christmas.
TinyLiehon
The Belgians elected swaffelen as word of the year near the end of the noughties
DeadlyEnzyme
I like how there's a specific word
Phuseos
It was word of the year at one point
ClassyReposts
Footage exists of people swaffeling buildings. There's even a guy thrown out of college because he swaffeled taj mahal or something.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
I'm laughing so damn hard right now. *insert obligatory* "So...so should I put my dick in it" comment.
BarcodePrinter
TIL that I need to learn dutch.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Or at least swaffelen something, like OPs mom.
Gurkenfeger
I got diabeetus just by looking at the picture. Maybe some stroopwaffels will cure me.
Cerinna
3 stroopwafels really aren't that fatty/sugary. Especially not compared to most US food.
Baghdadd
3 are almost 600 kcals, which equals 30% of what an average woman should eat on a daily basis.
Cerinna
Not enough to cause diabeetus, I hope. :D But myeah they're not super low in calories either, I know. Too bad, right?
Baghdadd
Definitely, I love them so it's worth the cardio ;)
Cerinna
SHIT I forgot to bring them from the supermarket today. I knew I was forgetting something. Worth it, definitely!