Queensland Rail's Etiquette

Aug 19, 2017 6:43 PM

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This, this is amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's racist you slanty-eyed fuck. gets me every time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Three of these are real.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tag: erection

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Top stuff, Gav.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Bikie feud"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is one of my favorite memes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote etiquette, simple stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When youve memorized the clearance of highways and like to give people heart attacks.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice one Jen

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Really, Gavin? Over a bikie feud?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kim is obviously a teen-age Dora the Explorer

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking primo Shannon.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...maybe I'll just take the bus...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 Ray Jay has a boner...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol is Nambour the redneck part of austrailia?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of them

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read all of this in John Oliver's voice

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which one of these are the originals? I mean, this is the Newstralia Zealand region of the world, so you never know.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The Condom and tampon ones

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The one about Nambour. Nambour's fucked

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rooted, mate!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love that little detail on top right in #5

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Nice catch!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tom notices the exact same post on the front page for the third week in a row. He makes sure to downvote and bitch about it in the comments.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

First time I seen it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Top job, Tom. Train etiquette. Super simple stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Djhash upvotes, and places a comment.

8 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 5

Top stuff, Djhash

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice one djhash.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

Good thinking, djhash

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

Train etiquette, super simple stuff

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Onya, djhash.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Nice one, Djhash.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

Shitposting. Super simple stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Moharnrned?

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moharnrned is an Islamic Pirate. He keeps to himself and doesn't pillage the train. Pip pip, cheerio, Moharnrned

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Am I the only one that read "train etiquette, super simple stuff" every time?

8 years ago | Likes 632 Dislikes 6

I did a double take when it started changing

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read your comment, so i read, "Train etiquette, super simple stuff" yet again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are not.

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

I had to go back and look when I saw the first one that was different

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't I skipped right to the comments since I remember this post from last week.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes, because it's not on about half of them

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait what? Is it supposed to say something else?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"That's racist, super racist" in one of em

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Terrorist acts. Super simple stuff. That's racist. Super racist.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably not, the last one didn't say it though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also the bike one. That's racist, super racist

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sooo u didnt notice the "THATS racist, Super racist"

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

Or "Keeping it in the family. Super simple stuff."

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Sorting out sluts. Super simple stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Terrorist acts. Super simple stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Living in Brisbane i can confirm most of these are accurate

8 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 0

The other week I was catching a train to work and a scooter kid sneezed, blew his nose in his beanie and put it back on. Stay classy Ipswich

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How about them free bus rides though

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah that's honestly saved me about $20 just this week alone, THAT is how you protest.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love Beenleigh station

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah the old Beenstabbed station

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost my shit laughing at the Nambour one.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The Logan train

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

You mean the putting your life at risk train

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm on the Ipswich line right now... They're everywhere!!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I moved away from Brisbane maybe 2 years ago, and have heard that qr trains have gotten pretty bad. What do you think?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They're not terrible, but the drivers are all making a quarter million dollars a year now because they're working way overtime. Dangerous.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn. I work in the railways up north and I keep hearing rumours that qr want to automate their trains. Now I know why

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't been on them for at least that amount of time myself but from what I've heard yeah they're pretty bad.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not as bad as Sydney trains... They're awful

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. My only experience going west towards katoomba and some guy got mugged before we even left Sydney

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0