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Fp edit: legend has it nudes are the reward for getting here, send anything I'm a dude I'm easily entertained
Dec 12, 2017 8:10 PM
X22masterjay22x
174234
3623
319
Fp edit: legend has it nudes are the reward for getting here, send anything I'm a dude I'm easily entertained
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
* Dick 100
Superdupafly
Lmao, "Y'all wanna maybe let me out?" No, "Fine, wanna fuck" Maybe "Aight, can we use a condom"No. "It's a living"
Kresstro
It’s the penile system.
PressureWashington
Keep doing 'HARD' time
CF22103
Well it is a penile institution.
whoisyourdaddy
I want a transcript of everything he said to them.
StephenDaniels
What's funny is that since he's an inmate he can't give consent. In the eyes of the law all four raped him.
thepieisimplicit
Found the bard
TheProfessionalOne
His name is Nut McGillicutty
YabbaDaba
just cause they're women doesn't mean it took much talking game my naive boy
rosietheriviter24
Ah. Baltimore. It truly is a Charm City.
spiffynidd
Yall laugh, but that is way too common in corrections.
IronMarla
Don't... the -guards- get in trouble? You can't be a guard and have sex with a prisoner, that is a really bad consent situation.
TarrkertheNewt
Odds are that it wasn't nearly as sexy as it sounds.
linuxbox
Is this building not the intro to a porn series? Asking for a friend
WantToBuyAButt4
legend says he's still in jail impregnating women to this day
Idontcareno1
@iwearcatshirtsbecauseican
BitingPopsiclesMakesMeUncomfortable
I ANSWER THE SUMMON
DolphinDick123
Do people actually send nudes? Just wondering for a friend.
danishjuggler21
Wouldn’t it be the Conjuration skill?
auserwithaname
Alright...send anything. Dick torture coming your way!
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
I can't give nudes, but I know how to hold to use a greased up deaf guy like a baseball bat.
dartboardblue
It's bribery. And it's a looooooooong process with drug dealing.
TheDouche
As a male guard in a female prison, I totally get how this could happen.
NYGiantsFan72
Am I the only one that saw this picture & thought, “hmm that’s the prison where Mindhunter filmed the scene with Speck?”
jammer909
... sometimes... just... wtf is wrong with my city?
ArdvarkRoticeryChicken
Dude's gonna get out then go back in for failing to pay child support x4.
igniskonig
You can't get a girl pregnant just by speaking to her! You have to take her to a nice dinner first and buy gifts. Or so I've heard..
CharlieWoolf
He skipped the dinner but he did buy them gifts, lots of them, dude was loaded
SpaceManStarHat
Maybe he gave them Doritos toothbrush shivs?
igniskonig
Resourcefulness: 100
NotSoIndependentGamer
If he were Australian, he would have said, "I'm inmate!" each time he was impregnating a guard.
ohdeepthought
Dispensing a discharge for a prisoner the other day. He wanted to leave hospital to go back to prison. How good is that prison?!
NotSoIndependentGamer
Right? But I guess he knew what to expect there. At least he gets food and shelter.
ohdeepthought
He was in hospital? He had his own bed, his own room, meals, tv ect.
DunnoWhatToPutHereOrHowToSpellit
But lock picking must still be 19.
devasto
This would be an interesting mod to Skyrim
Niborino
They've modded stuff like this since TES IV Oblivion. No idea if it happened for Morrowind.
Niborino
And it's for Skyrim too. People are brave to post what mods they actually use.
StAnonymous
Has anyone made Morrowwind pretty?
Niborino
Go to the Nexus. You'll shit bricks.
Niborino
https://www.nexusmods.com/games
Niborino
https://www.nexusmods.com/morrowind