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Jul 20, 2016 9:35 PM
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Derpfestor
Just so you know, it wasn't pre made cookie dough. It was home made w/ eggs and flour
UnDumb
Apparently now the problem is raw flour can give you ecoli
eathotdog
It's lamb dingdong not salmon
corditedelite
Now it's z the flour that has it, supposedly
crossdressingrabbitridingsassyfathorse
Molvanian
You can either get Pasteurized Eggs, or use Yogurt in place of the eggs to make edible cookie dough.
MrDressup
How can you get female salmon from cookies?
Gedalya
Salmonella, ella, ella https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBI5lUjetzA
kwongdzu
Y'all know they make vegan cookie dough, right? It's pretty alright.
relpmeraggy
I got really sick once from eating store bought stuff.
aguynamedDeadpool
Derpfestor
As a kid, I used to eat cookie dough all the time. I never got sick. Just tell them "shut up before I eat you too".
LeumisRichardson
Go ahead and eat it. Just know the risk, just like sushi. There has been increasing findings of E.Coli in raw flour as of late. Be advised.
cyno01
Apparently now the raw flour is a concern...
MarkItEightDude
Have we forgotten
SomethingCleverAndFunnyThatHasentBeenTaken
some people hate life and happiness, end of story.
GoToQuirkProviderZooeyDeschanel
You can make cookie dough with pasteurized eggs too
CriticalSheep
I did. I lost 16 pounds in one day and nearly passed out from dehydration. Took two liters of saline before I could stand.
doublekross
So... a successful one-day diet?
SkitzoDragon639
Lost that 16 pounds doe.
ShitPostKing
Lose 16 pounds with this simple trick! People who exercise hate him!
carrottop14
Cookie dough can be eaten without eggs and is very tasty
whothewhat
what if I want eggs with my cookie dough, you know a couple of fried eggs on the side?
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Shit I have some cookies dough. Now I wanna make some. Fuckin hell @OP.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Cookie*
Messageforbobwehadababyitsaboy
I enjoy that the last 5 letters in the URL can spell ''FATSO" ... i love raw cookie dough. warm with a glass of milk. how am i still alive?!
SvennGalley
Do it. #YouOnlyDieOnce
SwitchPusher
#CantBeThatBad
Mababa17
YODO
JuanSin
We did, not even kidding.(my mum, my brother and me
MisterJP
I did. I was 5 and almost didn't make it.
anakedgoober
Live yo life...NO RAGRETS
AThiccNibblonian
That salmonella dough :/
flexlypipes
No regerts!
infinity1
Sorryeeee, I was eating a milky waayy
ZenTaijitu
I ate a whole tube last night, will let you know
albertkaholic
I think the danger is actually E. Coli from the flour...
rizzberry
Yeah, even cookie dough without eggs can make you sick from the flour. More likely to get sick from the flour anyway tbh.
brumbievan
I think the salmonella fear is from raw egg
Cuntard
it is both. salmonella possible from eggs and certain strains of E. coli found in flour produce shiga toxin
Preincarnage
Why is everyone so afraid of Sam and Ella?
Assortedmeats
As an Ella, I have spent my whole life looking for a Sam whom will bring about the end of days by my side, as the prophecies fortold
Preincarnage
So let it be written; so let it be done.
Chirstopher
My sister got salmonella from raw cookie dough like 5 years ago. Now I post this to her wall whenever I see it.
lacydawnn
But how much did she eat. That's the important part.
chiefvsmario
Enough to catch salmonella.
lacydawnn
MethelyneBlue
That made me audibly giggle. +1
IJustLikeToArgue
I went for years making cookie dough from scratch without ever baking any of it. Just carried the mixing bowl around with a spoon. Delicious
xxbassxx
I've done this.
flippywizgig
If your not going to bake it anyway, just don't add the egg. Shouldn't really affect the flavor much.
FatherofRogerSimon10
To be fair though fresh cracked egg is fine
GrayPhilosophy
Top kek, this is the exact part that isn't fine
FatherofRogerSimon10
I looked it up, I was misinformed. Muh bad
glitchead
??? Where do you think salmonella comes from?