Christmas in an alternative universe

Dec 4, 2017 2:46 PM

SPRWBA

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I missed mayhem.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait a moment, they had Christmas trees in their front yard! Those trees are murderers!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always wanted to be wrapped up or wrap someone else in those nets

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of Rick and Morty

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like the feet should be cut off.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like the latest "Mayhem" commercial

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First time I saw this I thought that was a jet engine or a wood chipper.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like the air freshener touch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trees on the side of the road, and also a decorated tree in the front yard. Those who made this didn't think it through

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha, the hanging human air freshener in the car

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

But what does it SMELL like?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They had a tree with lights on their front yard still

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smells like making love to a lumberjack. https://youtu.be/jEBESoiMJ0I

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of “Treevenge” that JROC was in.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love that trees drive a jeep

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is so fucking retarded! I love it! +1

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The Volvo!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do these trees only have one branch

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like good kinky fun to me, where do I sign up?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I'm the perfect douglas fir.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fake, Christmas trees never turn their heads.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s a hilariously shitty horror movie called “Treevenge” in its entirety on YouTube. It’s worth a watch. https://youtu.be/kicdSI_-XpE

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This gif wasn't from "Treevenge", anyone know what movie/short this is from?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got the perfect gif for that ending---> https://imgur.com/eDKwV8w

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

now i'm scared.. thanks OP

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hi scared, I'm dad!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why do the trees have trees in their from yard? Shouldn't they be yard humans or something?

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Maybe it's a creche.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are guests

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Carolers?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Shoulda been a tree in a Santa suit standing in the front yard

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're just freaks who like to display their bush in their front yard

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Their mafia trees, the ones outside are guarding their drug operation

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're

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And in the full video there are logs of wood burning in the fire place.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are Carolers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wouldn't you let your kids play in the yard?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jehovas Trees

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is an alternate universe. There's no reason to assume that their culture is the same. Just be glad they have recognizable technology

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...those hedges may or may not be slaves I can't tell they're blurred

8 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 0

I'd love to see the back garden...or maybe I wouldn't...

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The pruning dungeon in the basement is what's really disturbing.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I get the feeling that Jigsaw probably runs it...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are buildings made of meat!?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He screams, for he does not know.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

YOU GOT IT! The gingerbread man!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only evergreens are sentient.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Just Evergreens or other Conifers?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on whether it's Earth-37 or Earth-43 (Holiday Yuleniverse)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that one looks like an evergreen...with lights and shit

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thats Josh. He is.. special.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a staked corpse for decoration. They're savages.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

....drugs?

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

Are you offering?

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Drugs.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You don't need drugs to have a good time

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

But it helps

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You don’t need a good time to have drugs.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I stand corrected

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What if you gotta bunch of hookerd and cocaine?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then you got drugs and a good time lol.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hookerd..... I need to know what you have hooked

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I swear 70% of my comments have typos because I only use mobile

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