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Harvesting Agave, the source of your tequi[L]a.
Mar 3, 2018 3:17 PM
cyan1618
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BadBoyBoris
Legend has it, he's still hammering today
Hakusen
Video games taught me not to go near these things, else I'd lose a life.
BravadoAvacado
I watched this for two minutes straight before thinking it might be a loop. I discovered it by seeing the one-frame jump of the chisel thing
Watcher555
Harvesting agava 100 hours
rezpawner
Is that their real size? I expected small-ish plants, not these fucking gigantic spikey things.
Sunderlion
No. It is misleading because that man is only 8 inches tall.
theaxeman
I hate to admit that it took me almost 2 minutes.
Appel99
See, Mexico is good for something.
NotAdolfHitler
That's gonna take him all day...
Black0rchids
Thank you, Continuously-Chopping-Man, for my tequila.
thatfucknguy
He needs a new hammer or a sharper stick... He's making zero progress
Jonr1222
As a landscaper I hate those plants I always get stuck as a drinker I love those plants I always get drunk
Melonfish
Takes a while but that ending is so damn satisfying!
hotblisters
Hahaha! I took me a while to realize this is a loop. Good job.
valoriest
Just call me Jalisco.
MKNIGHTMARE
squirreltactics
I had no idea it was so damn big.
yourcreepyunclefriendly
PointsWhore
cunninlinguist
They can get A LOT bigger than that
GashSlayer
That's what she said.
cunninlinguist
it is
clownqueefs69
... that looks like a penis.
jluisfg
The profession is called “Jimador”. That’s were the brand is named from ????
GottlesOfGeer
This are some weird looking pineapples
jjc101
You son of a bitch! +1
Paasimus
That's one green stick of poop.
GoofyAsDuck
His gona be there all day at this rate
robocopvsninja
Thats a fucked up looking pineapple.
MassiveMaoMao
That looks like Jimadorrible work, I hope they agave him a raise.
grokfog
Upvoting for A: knowing what a Jimador is, and B: the pun.
MuttMinder
I watched this for much too long waiting for something exciting to happen before I realized it was a loop.
dpickard89
You ruiner of all things evil. Why?
Spiritsue
We all did
Holobit
I kept waiting for it to pop out and tequila start gushing like oil.
defarious
Same...
manwellhung1024
I was Bamboozled to
jwoytk01
You're not alone.
theMostUsernameOfAll
oh... thank you
C141Clay
A damn fine loop.
olliehopnoodle
Thank you!
UpvotingtheHotButton
That fucking stick just keeps popping out again. Keep at it good sir!
comicreader
Ahh man
killercomps
After a few seconds I thought to myself, that poor man is swinging away and that wedge is going nowhere. -.-
Merkava250
Thanks for the warning, top comment.
fish454
Same
McPuffinStuff
Not the source, but another example https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YfNxo2vkdUU
maisieday53
thank you, very interesting
SergeantOldSchool
Boing![]()
Matthew51376
Beepity
I don't know why I find that last one as hot as I do.
OrgasmicBloodFart
cuz she's playing with just the tip
Beepity
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It is.
HeavenBacon
That is my fave video on the interwebz. Although tied with SAIL cat.
flyingdutchfrenchman
what video ? Curious !
HeavenBacon
Well this is cat doorstop: https://youtu.be/4aTagDSnclk
HeavenBacon
And then SAIL cat: https://youtu.be/Awf45u6zrP0
LeroyClemmons
Almost perfect loop
112864
the stick give it away
Odentay
The whike gif judders as he winds up for the next swing. That gives it away far more
112864
exactly what I said
Piloerection69
and the stick taketh awa- oh
3cats2kids
Canadians tap a native plant and we get Maple Syrup. Mexicans tap a native plant and we get Tequila.
nafun
Why isn't there a famous Canadian liquor distilled from maple syrup?!?
Cheomesh
Also Agave Syrup
ForUnlawfulCarnalKnowledge
Blue Agave Syrup is the best!
thematman
We have sortilege. Not exactly the same but it’s maple flavoured!
Zero3Quarter
Domainekildare.ca
WhaaatDa
Which explains why there are 25 Million Canadians and 150 Million Mexicans...
Placentaur
Americans tap a native plant and get oil
SenorFunGuns
you could prolly ferment maple syrup and make booze out of it
ApidaeEveryday
You can make booze out of anything with sugar. If you combine honey and maple syrup it's called an acerglyn.
Zero3Quarter
Google “Domaine Kildare maple”. Bottles are expensive but it’s effing AMAZING!!!
Muffdiver9
I'd be disappointed if someone hadn't already.
SenorFunGuns
same
nanyatenyaa
Jim Bean maple.
Zero3Quarter
That’s just flavoring
nanyatenyaa
Heresy, don't you tell lies!! I'm still putting it on my waffles.
DropDeadFread
And that's why Tequila tastes horrible. It's angry plant juice.
1mustpoopoo1mustpeepee
Knivz
It's so gross. And I drink straight whiskey. But tequila is just wtf why would you
LeonardoDaTiddies
What kind of whiskey do you like? Bourbon, Scotch, etc? You might like a good anejo tequila Don Julio, Don Sergio, Casamigos, etc.
Knivz
I like Jack Daniels and Jameson
jcosmic
You've had cheap tequila my friend
sarieeee
I respectfully disagree. It's so tangy and yummy, def my favorite.
srs00
No, tequila tastes bad bc we thought we were invincible the first time we had it
Blze001
Tequila is kinda hard to make right. When you have good stuff, it's amazing.
DropDeadFread
I know. Expensive, clear Tequila is fine. But most people think of Cuervo when they think of tequila.
orbitsteve
It's one of the few lowest calorie drink , so I can get drunk without worrying too much
Myowngrampa
Most liquors that have the same alcohol % are the same calories if not sweetened/flavoured since ethanol is 7cal/g
orbitsteve
You mean pure alcohol? Is that safe to drink?
Myowngrampa
only one way to find out... but no I mean tequila, vodka, rum, whiskey all have the same calories unless it's like lemon vodka or something
Myowngrampa
Cuz all the calories come from the ethanol in the liquor.
6ft1DickC
And if you get too drunk, you'll never remember the calories. Win win
erischilde
But it's sex juice. Whiskey is fight juice. When you drink tequila and whiskey, all bets are off.
DoingItWrongSince1980
Ah, so that was Brock Turner's mistake. He mixed whiskey and tequila and ended up with rape juice.
Parafairy
I’d disagree. Tequila makes my SIL very fighty.
erischilde
Hrm. Yeah I see it, but I don't get it. Like I know people get fighty. Like angry potheads, I know it's possible but.. I dunno o.O
Parafairy
I don’t think I have a liquor that makes me mean? I’m a very friendly drunk.
erischilde
Awesome. See, that's how it should be. Why spend money to cry and fight? Hugs and "I love you man" s for everyone!
YourTripIsShort
Tequila is the best tasting liquor imo
Showmeyourotters
Best as a shot I agree, but I'm more a fan of vodka for mixing
EmpatheticRock
Vodka is supposed to have as least amount of actual flavor. That's why it's a terrible liquor. It's just straight ethanol.
Perkunas687
I got a nice smokey mezcal and have no idea what to do with it.
Myowngrampa
Send it to me? Please?
Myowngrampa
My bday was like 10 days ago
ShadoWulfI17
Well drink it duh
Perkunas687
You got me there.
TheGreatAnhey
Ive been wanting to try some! Kinda outta the budget rn though
Perkunas687
I got a well-reviewed budget Mezcal. It's pretty good, I just don't have a lot of opportunity to drink it.
Showmeyourotters
Make opportunities!!
sLAppyMcBaLlz2
What is the name of it?
Perkunas687
Montelobos. Sorry, haven't gotten back to notifications since yesterday.
sLAppyMcBaLlz2
I just read a review on it and it sounds like a very nice bottle. I would drink it neat with maybe a couple of drops of water added. 1/
sLAppyMcBaLlz2
If you want to make a cocktail with it I think strawberries, basil, pineapple would probably be good ingredients to complement mezcal 2/