LawyerUpAndDivorce
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Blew his socks right off
Mar 2, 2017 5:05 PM
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Syrian soldier committing war crimes under the chemical weapons treaty (colorized)
Oppithian54
Rocket propelled socks?
AudeamusToday
He'd make a great foot soldier.
Dreadric
And here im using my hands like a caveman
darthOnion
That's what OP's mom did to me last night
corporalcapybara
See ya later socks!
31indy
"I was so surprised that it worked, it blew my socks off."
great001
2nd degree carpet burns
GFunk612
I approve of this.
ThyUnholyRogue
His face makes this...
Redfisher
THE FUTURE
imnotadoctorbutt
The open mouth laugh is what makes this
CephalopodLodge4
Please stop freebooting
Hipstersayswhat
He is so happy about it!
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
Is he screaming in pain???
Drathe
Essentially rugburn.
RetroBlast
Missiletoe!
Anorra
Your mistletoe is no match for my tow missile!
KillingTlme
MissingToe
Twichy
Vacate the premises.
Chipsanity
ceegees55
Next time tie it around your ankles.
TheSparkySparkyBoomMan
It'll break the string AND the ankles! Two birds one potato!
CityYeti
I'd actually like to see that
Dandyboi
Next time tie it around your neck
woonkill
Next time tie it around your dick
sillymapper
Boy that escalated quickly
1mustpoopoo1mustpeepee
The mushroom tip! Hang it around the tip to make it go drip drip drip. Lmao!
DCComicsMan
Hahahaha why is this downvoted so much?!
thespecialbirdy
The mental scarring
PatrickTrimble
Tie it around your balls. Free vasectomy!
OnlySupernaturalWillDo
*castration
GerberLegalTeam
That is not what a vasectomy is.
PatrickTrimble
Ya i know but the end result is the same
GerberLegalTeam
Fair enough.