Gets me every time

Jan 9, 2018 9:56 AM

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Fun fact the guy who wrote this is an excellent playwright. Google Pillowman it's so fucked up!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Leave it fatty!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hell, even I have to admit my knees would not survive that struggle up those stairs.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Youse are weird, do you want some coke?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that from down here”

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Its a valid point. In the cathedral of my home city ive seen plenty who have been stopped because the corridors was too narrow :P

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RETRACT THAT BIT ABOUT MY CUNT FUCKING KIDS

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Zee alcoves

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Obligatory: You're an inanimate fucking object!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And the soundtrack is beautiful. It’s one of my reference pieces for new headphones.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You HEET the Canadian...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And that fucking karate chop!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good movie

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

*Great

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But what about the Alcoves?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This movie is way too underappreciated

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I went up to the top of the cathedral in Cologne. 500ish steps, 100m. I got back down, nearly dead and a fat lady looked very discouraged.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That scene with the jump, though.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Was there last weekend. Beautiful, beautiful city and yes it is narrow and quite expensive to go up there

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How much ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been there. The stairs are freaking narrow.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same. I’m 6’4” and had a real interesting time at that last little bit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Colin Farrell is one of the greatest and most underrated actors of his generation and this movie is Exhibit A.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 7

Exhibit b is total cheeseball. I mean recall

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When he’s good, he’s very very good. He isn’t good very often.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Scoobar stole my words!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Id say he could simply have more luck in getting the right movies.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this scene, but the fat guy couldn't sound less American if he tried.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

Its hard enough finding someone america-fat in Europe.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

That’s how us Brits hear most Americans, to be fair.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

British actors in US shows do fine US accents. British actors playing Americans for British audiences do Pepe LePew level stereotypes . . .

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

. . . Big, loud, booming voices, pushy or phony, depending on if they're a murder suspect or just an annoying tourist.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You'd be surprised but almost every US tourist sounds like that when they come here.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

“Pardon me” instead of “what” gives it away. And the way the woman says “rudest man.”

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Those are common expressions in Ohio.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And in Canada, probably because there so close to each other. But for middle America, they stand out. And “rude” had an Irish accent to it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn. *they’re. That’s what I get for multitasking.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazing film. And been to the top of that tower. Yeah those guys aren’t getting up there.

8 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 8

Can confirm. Been there, they ain’t getting up.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Jan 12, 2018 1:22 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't call it "dream list" material. watch the movie and you've pretty much seen it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I went several time (I'm Belgian), always the same great magic, plus effectively we got good beer ;)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It is a fairy tale town. Ideal and old feeling. Great for a day trip, or go in for dinner and stay the night. Belgium does great beer too.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Please don't forget to mention how damn friendly people there are. Awesome people there :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is my experience in every non-famous city. Avoid amsterdam, try Utrecht. Bruges > brussels. Except for city specifics tgat is

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was there for 2 days in the summer, reaaally pretty town, lots of cool old buildings, nice canals and good beer! I recommend it :)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It is definitly worth it if you combine it with other cities in Belgium like primarily Ghent but also Antwerp, Brussels, Leuven.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a fairy tale fucking town. You should visit it. Chances are you'll like it. Bonus points if you take your partner there.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I was there for only a few hours but it’s a beautiful place to walk around and take in the sites. Also the beer is awesome

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

'Nuff said.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If ya grew up on a farm, and are retarded, Bruges might impress you. But if you didn't, it won't!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

(it's an amazing town, visit it if you can)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just don't go to the "museum" in bruges square. It's an hour long movie shown in 10 min parts about a painters assistant that loses a bird >

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With no historical significance. Then you get to see the 3 artifacts which is just literal trash from the period. Waste of $, just do the >

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chocolate and beer museums

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda dull. Lots of old buildings, but beautiful churches. Worth a stop if you're passing by, but not as a destination.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

Your "but" implies the old buildings aren't good. IMO the old buildings are the best thing *about* Europe, especially Bruges.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

In Bruges - fantastic film. 7/7 falls to the ground recommend

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

I would give it a perfect score of 5/7

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

7/7? Better than perfect?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I love later in the film when the guy says the tower is closed because some guy had a heart attack

8 years ago | Likes 2320 Dislikes 11

I thought you could see it in the background of a scene somewhere, but it's been a while since I've watched it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I totally missed that, now I have to watch it again

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I missed it the first 3 times I watched.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Lol. How is this even possible?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know right? Its a joke thats right there in your face.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Martin McDonough is one of those writers who's a genius at those little callbacks

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's aactually one in Three Billboards that's a pretty major plot point

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be best friend tried to kill me and they he took my gun, I’m suicidal and I’m still in fucking Bruges!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, fuck man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin' Bruges.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't want to die, not in fucking Bruges...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What movie is this from

8 years ago | Likes 316 Dislikes 8

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

In Bruges

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Not in Brussels

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Bruges

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Blues Brothers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a 100% must watch. Get to it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Bruges

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

In Antwerp

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In Bruges

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Doot

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Darude Sandstorm

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

In Bruges

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bru IN ges

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

In Bruges

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Burgers

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In Bruges

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Natalie Imbruglia.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Ally McFeel

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I think it's called In Bruges or something. Hopefully someone else will know for sure

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I don't think anyone else knows

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Bruges

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Bruges In

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Bruges out

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Bruges schrodingers both in and out until you look at it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bruges All About

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Bruges Hokey-Pokey

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

In Bruges

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In Bruges

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's .... Like a fairytale...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The fuckin swans n shit

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Bruges. Check out the alcoves.

8 years ago | Likes 297 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nooks and crannies!

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you recommend?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would. I enjoyed it and think about it time to time. It's sad, funny, and surreal at the same time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nooks and crannies

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this a dot?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You cheeky fuck. +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have this word?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuckin alcoves

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Did he go on at you about the fucking alcoves as well?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He does yoga

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

. [In Bruges - film watch it- Brandon Gleeson, Colin Farrell]

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ralph Fiennes!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Brendan

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oops-a-daisy, you're right. Mea culpa.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 204 Dislikes 1

Why did this need to be a gif?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's mad eye moody!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is that Mad-Eye fucking Moody?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Holy shit I didn't realise it was him!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It has three Harry Potter actors in it. Fleur, Mad-eye, and Voldemort.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, Brendan Gleeson. Fantastic actor

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If only he had showed up in Star Wars as Brendol Hux.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably have some more cunt fucking kids

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

as opposed to assfucking kids

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LEAVE MY KIDS FUCKING OUT IF IT! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE? YOU FUCKING RETRACT THAT BIT ABOUT MY CUNT FUCKING KIDS!

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Harry! It's an inanimate fucking object!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

YOU’RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I retract the bit about your cunt fucking kids

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Insult my fucking kids? That’s going overboard, mate!

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I retracted it, didn't I?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That still leaves you being a cunt.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I fucking got that!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What movie is this ?

8 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 6

Pinocchio

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 20

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Darude-sandstorm

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 23

Super Size Me

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 23

The Right Stuff

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 12

Harry Potter without Harry Potter

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 23

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Back Door Sluts 9.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 13

Little House on the Prairie

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 35

In Bruges mate. It's a definite must see

8 years ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 3

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

According to the guide it's rubbish.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you liked In Bruges, I highly recommend The Guard. It also has Brendan Gleeson in it, and the directors of both movies are brothers.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Colin is a shit actor so nah.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, I was very skeptical going in to the movie but it's one of my all-time favorites. Splendid humor, dark undertones.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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Dot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The filmmaker's latest project just won Best Picture Golden Globe. "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I looked In Bruges and I adored Seven Psychopaths, so I really need to see Three Billboards.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's probably my favorite movie of all time

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

One of my fav!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know I'll get down voted for this but I wasn't impressed. I think the trailer screwed me, as it was not a fast paced movie. Saw 5 yr ago

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yeah, watched it again.. not impressed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was expecting something like Ronin (1998).

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just saw it yesterday! Finally! It is a must see.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe if I’d grown up on a farm and was retarded.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 12

Love getting downvotes by the fucktards who haven’t seen the movie and think I’m just being an asshole.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For those downvoting https://youtu.be/c9TLvBEztbY v

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Jan 12, 2018 1:22 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That’s because it’s a great damned movie.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Why are they putting your comment in the alcoves?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Jan 12, 2018 1:22 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Alcoves are fine, it gets the point across. They’re also nested.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also just remembered the line from the movie. /quotefail

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